Swear Like A Sailor

( Some light hearted funniness)

The crime lab in Miami was quiet after solving their latest case and none of them knew of a secret about a team member with a serious problem but never let it get in the way of the job and trying to hide this problem had been easy for some time now but as Natalia was walking past the locker room, she suddenly heard " Tit Arsehole" and she had no idea who was in the locker room and letting a few cuss words out and the same words were also heard by Delko who actually laughed as it was funny as did Cooper as well who was heading out after shift and the person swearing had a rough day and swore like a goddamn sailor if the tiniest thing cropped up..

Horatio had also heard the cuss words a few times before but found it funny and he wondered which member of his team had been cussing like a sailor as Delko had put it earlier that day in the breakroom and none of the team knew that it was a serious case of tourettes when Alexx then heard " Fuckin' arse biscuits" and it actually shocked her that one of her babies was swearing and she wanted to find out it was as did the others but it kept them wondering at the same time..

It seemed quite surprising for the team who had no idea that there would be chaos to come with the swearing when it would be hurled at someone who the team hated and that hated person was Rick Stetler and he would be a target for the tourettes swearer who would use the most mean swear words ever known and knew that the others would laugh and wonder why they never knew about it..

A few days had passed without much chaos when in the locker room came some more swears and something fell which resulted in the words " Fucker Cock Wanker" and they would discover who it was when that person came out of the locker room and the team saw that it was none other than OCD CSI Ryan Wolfe who looked at the team and quickly realised that he had been busted for swearing and quietly muttered " Bollocks" under his breath and some of the team were quite surprised that their friend was behind the cussing..

Ryan saw an idea to get back at Stetler for the diamond stunt and walked up to Stetler and said " Fucking arsewipe! dickhead!" and the others could help but laugh at what they where hearing and Stetler didn't like what was being hurled at him when Ryan said " Suck donkey dick" and walked off whiel the others were trying to hold their laughter in but couldn't then they burst out laughing until their sides hurt..

Moral of this story? : Never piss Ryan off if you don't want to get abuse hurled at you