Okay thus begins my newest fanfic! I've decided to do a gender-bent fanfic this time including not just one or two characters but everyone in the entire Naruto universe! So yeah, cheers all around! My motivation for this fic is simple really. I found so very few gender bent fic's that didn't completely suck, and or other wise was crack, so I decided what the heck I would just write my own and maybe this way I will please any gender bender fic searchers. ^^ so I hope you enjoy!

A Note for readers: So moving on! Since I'm changing things up with a gender bent fic I figured I would just tell you now so that everyone is on the same page here before you start reading so you don't get through the first chapter confused. So here it is...This is not a gender swap, or a body switch, this is a gender bend, which means that the cast switched genders yes, but not because of some jutsu, or some stupid thing Naruto did, or whatnot, just to tell you now if your hoping that the cast will change back to normal. The gender bend in this fic is not only permanent, but completely normal for them, as in they were born that way. Example: Sakura as a male, Naruto as a female. Okay! So if you understand all that then continue reading! If not then reread this paragraph until you do or find another fic to read! Al-rightly then! Read on and enjoy! I kept everyone's names the same to not get too confused, and cause I'm pretty lazy that way. lol

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did then I would completely understand what the hell the creator was thinking killing off Itachi.

Kyo~

Chapter one: Where we begin.

" Boar, Hawk come in." A Tiger masked, black hooded ANBU, said into his mic. The cloak covered him from head to ankles, only showing the tiger mask, gloved hands, and shoes.

" Tiger, Hawk and I are bordering the east side of the village, whats your progress and where is Eagle?" Boar asked through the other end of the mic. The voice a sultry female one. Tiger sighed and spoke into his own mic again to reply to the second in command and first in command of ANBU, also cousins to each other, his progress and the whereabouts of his partner Eagle.

" Eagle flew the coop." Tiger replied with a hint of irritation at said partner for ditching him in the middle of a mission, again. Tiger knew he was going to be grilled by his ANBU captain, Hawk, and soon enough the mic exploded with Hawk's silky female voice reprimanding him on keeping a hold of his own teammate and not letting her leave off on her own even if she did have a attitude problem and a dislike of men.

" Captain she left 'me' behind. She ran off wanting to 'work' alone again." Tiger said with air quotes unsure why because he was the only one who saw them. True he was use to Eagle leaving him after a few hours of working together. He could still find her if he wanted to because of his skills with finding chakra easily, but that wasn't the point and he knew it.

There was a sudden long-suffering sort of sigh over the mic that came from the ANBU captain, before she started speaking with her no non-sense smooth cold voice. Tiger had learned long ago that women dominated men in most of the world, and more so in Konoha then anywhere, even with their male Hokage, women out numbered the men, and so they were more in the lead then the very few men. Of course the women demanded respect and were given it.

Tiger sometimes wished that men dominated in the village, then maybe it would be easier to speak and be taken seriously. Maybe then the over-controlling Kunoichi would listen to him and not ignore him completely. Even being ANBU he was passed off as just a pretty face and breeding material. It hadn't been easy getting into ANBU in the first place, even being the Hokage's apprentice and one of the strongest Shinobi in the village women still outnumbered men, and thus dominated. So any hope that anyone one would take him for a serious threat was little to none, not unless he got rough, and he usually didn't with women. It was just bad taste to hurt women, regardless if they can hurt you back.

" I told you to keep close to Eagle this time. What happened?" The Captain asked Tiger over the mic. Tiger sighed again and shrugged while leaping from tree to tree on his patrol.

" Absolutely nothing new. Eagle again refuses to want to stay with me for more then a few hours. She doesn't like sharing air with me apparently." Tiger said a little sarcastically. Hawk snorted, it wasn't the first, or probably the last, time Eagle has done this to him after all. Because she was female, Eagle viewed the male species as of little use as ninja and more use as house husbands, lovers, and over all slaves. Eagle thought of course that Tiger was lower in skill and apparently everything else because she just refused to share more then a few hours of air with him at one time, even on missions, which was always a problem.

Of course Eagle he was sure didn't hate him as a person, just him as a male. After all if she had been born male herself, she wouldn't be forced to marry or do what her clan wanted her to do, being female she was to take over the Clan one day as the clan heir instead of her male cousin. She had to marry whom the clan thought, and couldn't even choose her own life course while her male cousin could marry, date, or love whom he wanted and do anything he pleased even stalk Tiger's teammate if he wanted, which he did most of the time.

The Captain didn't care whose fault it was, or why they weren't together, all the Captain cared about was the fact they weren't acting as teammates, or the partners they were. After all when you took the ANBU exam only two pass each year and those two who pass are partnered up on missions together, so they were stuck together and to do better on missions they needed to work together as a team. Of course they have separate missions and missions with other ANBU like their ANBU Captain and the second in command, Boar, now, but over all they always returned to their partner. It was a little like always being stuck with your graduating genin class.

" Find her and meet at the gate." Hawk said and then the connection went down and Tiger sighed. Eagle had her mic on of course, but she didn't have it on where she could communicate with them, just hear them, so no doubt she would be making her way back around to Tiger in no time. Tiger could feel her chakra not far off, and no doubt with her blood limit she could see him even with the miles separating them.

Eagle finally came into the clearing Tiger waited for her in. She dropped onto the same branch he stood on, with his muscular arms crossed over a broad chest. She was covered with the same head to ankle black cloak and with a white eagle mask hiding all traces of identification. She was only five feet nine to Tigers six feet and under the cloak and her ANBU uniform was more muscle then curves. Muscles that were more useful as an ANBU then curves would be, not to say those feminine curves wouldn't have been useful on seduction missions when needed, but she was pretty enough to do fine with out them need be.

" Captain sounds displeased...again." Eagle said off hand as Tiger stood and stared at her. She assumed he stared at her since he was wearing a mask, and since her Byakugan wasn't active she couldn't tell, she however assumed with the fact he was looking in her relative direction. Tiger didn't say a word he turned and started back to the gate leaving her to follow if she pleased or not. She knew he was upset with her for again ditching him as if he was a child to be left because she felt him too inadequate to keep company with.

Eagle sighed and followed. She knew she was continuously upsetting him. It wasn't hard to tell he was angry with her yet again, but she figured by now he would be use to her leaving with out him. She refused to admit he was as skilled as she. He was just a medic, he excelled in medical type jutsu, it didn't mean he could become ANBU just for that reason alone. Everyone knew that the male's were better off staying at home and being of use to the women when they wanted more offspring, or intercourse. Taking care of the children and the such.

They didn't travel long to reach the gates of the village, and of course waiting in a tree a yard or so from the gates in the shadows, was two figures dressed similarly in the uniform. Eagle and Tiger dropped onto the branch next to the two figures both of similar height of perhaps five feet seven or more. The one in front of Tiger was the Captain with her Hawk mask, she was built of muscle as well as an underlay of feminine appeal. While the second figure facing Eagle, Boar, was every bit of a pin up, with never ending curves and...sex appeal even in full body gear, covering her from head to ankle.

" You took long enough." Their ANBU captain said with her icy cold tone. Tiger fought a cold chill, and Eagle straightened taller.

" We apologize Captain." Eagle spoke up. It had after all been her fault that the captain punished them.

" You need to learn to compliment each other better. You are partners act like it or I'll kick you both off the team." Hawk commanded, straight forward. Tiger stiffened. Eagle tensed.

" Yes Captain." Tiger and Eagle said together.

" I don't understand what the problem is..." Boar said and leapt over onto their branch so she could squish her large breast against Tiger's broad chest. He held still for her to do so. Her voice sounded as always like she were having sex rather then talking like a normal person. Boar wrapped her arms around Tiger's waist and cupped his backside in her hands and squeezed tightly. She enjoyed her sexual harassment after all. " After all, not everyone is lucky enough to get a male partner like you Eagle. I would enjoy being able to sleep with him, bathe with him, and be alone with him to do whatever with him I wanted, and no one would be the wiser." Boar said the last close to his ear, as she ground against his body, more friction against his hips with her own.

" You sure your talking about being a partner or are you planning to rape him?" Eagle asked with her usual indifferent tone. Boar gave them her famous throaty laugh that sent a man to his knee's, however it apparently didn't work on Tiger as he stood indifferent as Eagle's voice.

" Boar have we not spoke about the repercussions of sexual harassment among fellow ANBU? I rather not have to do more paperwork for it." Hawk said in a voice that sounded irritated and bored at the same time. Their captain was good at sounding bored and irritated at the same time. Boar huffed her disappointment and released Tiger's rear and his person as she went back to her spot beside her ANBU partner and cousin.

" Eagle's just too picky." Boar commented shaking her hooded and masked head. Eagle snorted. Hawk sighed.

" Tiger what have you to say?" Hawk asked, and it was clear, at least to him, that she was speaking about Eagle ditching him so much, rather then Eagle's preferences in men.

" What would you like me to say Captain? It's obvious that Eagle does not take me seriously as a partner or man." Eagle snorted her disapproval at the comment, even though they both knew it was true.

" Tiger was qualified the same way as you were Eagle. He only was able to secure his job and ranking because of his work the same way you have." Hawk said knowing that Eagle did have that problem.

" He's a medic, and the only reason he's on this team, is because he's a medic. He's not any use other then a medic, and there's no reason I have to be teamed up with weak willed medic's." Eagle finished her rant and then was silent. Tiger didn't even comment, apparently he had nothing to say, though Boar knew he was furious.

Everyone knew that Tiger was a medic, and the best in ANBU at that, but because he was a Medic and a male, no one ever took his worth higher then ground level. Despite the fact he earned his place the same way everyone else had, and was far stronger and higher ranked then even Eagle herself. Boar and Hawk had no doubt that the only reason Eagle kept bringing it up, was because she felt that it was unjust that a male take her ranking, being a medic as well just set her off.

" You were partnered because you graduated together, and all partners graduate together, so unless you want to quit ANBU then you will have to put up with your partner." Hawk said and left no room for any more arguments.

" Your punishment is a hundred laps around Konoha in civilian clothes. You will work on your teamwork or you will be suspended from missions until you can properly support each other as such." And they were dismissed. Eagle left and Tiger waited until she had gone to speak again.

" I have to postpone the laps until after my shift at the hospital Captain, unless you'd like I tell Tsunade-sama that I have to come in later, after my punishment." Boar snorted.

" No, do your work Tiger. Do your laps when your done then report to me when you finish them." Tiger nodded and left as well.

The village was mostly populated by women with very few men. Shinobi were lacking and so Kunoichi fought over the right to the men. Of course sometimes the Shinobi just collected a harem of women, mostly Kunoichi. Sometimes the women shared. Having more then one lover wasn't strange for the men, actually to only have one lover was considered unusual because of how few men there really was. For some medical reason the birthrate of the male children were extremely low. Most men settled down with families and impregnated as many of their lovers as they could in hopes to improve the male birthrate.

It was the reason their were so very few male Shinobi, most males stayed in the village and had intercourse with as many women as would have them, in attempt to further the male birthrate, and enlarge the Konoha population. With the law being passed where bigamy was condoned. With that law, the men were much too busy with Children, and or their lovers, and or their wives, to go on missions and risk their lives. Men barely had time for themselves let alone missions or the protection of Konoha. It was a reason Tiger's childhood friend ended his Shinobi career early in lue of his many, many, many lovers. He now worked at his family's flower shop seducing as many women as would have him, almost like Boar did men, however she didn't do it to get impregnated, she was just a nymphomaniac.

Tiger finally reached his house and slipped in without being seen, after all no one except fellow ANBU and the Hokage were allowed knowing the identity of the ANBU, including friends and family. He hurried up his stairs to his bedroom and pulled off his black cloak and then his ANBU uniform under it. Only in Konoha or around it were they supposed to wear the full on ANBU gear, it was to protect the identity of the ANBU from the citizens of the village, on missions they only wore the black sleeveless turtleneck and the silver vest and black nin-pants with the rest of their armor and the such, and the masks. Tiger undressed, discarding all his ANBU related clothing into a box and then stuffing it under his bed, to be hidden out of the way.

Pulling his shirt off in a hurry he had mussed up his shoulder length pink hair and untied it out of it's low tail at the back of his neck, usually how his ANBU captain wore hers. He figured his hair would get messed up anyway with the quick shower he was to take before work in a short amount of time.

He hurried into his bathroom to shower, the water was cold, but it would rush him along anyway so he dealt with it. His long black lashes made crests on his cheekbones, with his eyes closed, as he washed his hair. He worked long and hard to get his body as fit as it was, built with muscles and not even a bit of fat. He had scars of course, but otherwise he took pride in his body.

He didn't pride himself on his looks in order not to appear vein like his friend, Ino. Besides he hated his pink hair. He wasn't sure why he was born with the absurd color. None of his family had pink hair, his mother had black hair, and his father red. There was no reason he should have gotten pink, or have green eyes as he did. His mother had blue eyes, and his father brown. It was ridiculous to him.

He took a quick wash, then hurried to dry, brush his hair and teeth, and then he hurriedly dressed in a simple green button-up shirt, black tie tossed around his neck, he would tie it before he got to work, black nin-pants, and white lab-coat over it. He only had seven minutes before he had to sign into the hospital.

He rushed down the steps while putting on his nin-shoes, it was balance vs maneuverability while he hoped down stairs while putting on his shoes, then into the kitchen to pop toast in. He was tying his hair back when his toast finished. He grabbed the toast, his keys, loaded on hidden weapons, and then rushed, toast in mouth, out of his house while tying his tie. He took the short way, jumping buildings, roof to roof toward the hospital.

Sakura Haruno, who preferred Saku Haruno, was nineteen, vs his two teammates since childhood, Sasuke and Naruto's, eighteen. The two girls usually drove him mad. Saku had been a medic for years now, as well as the Hokage's apprentice, and of course ANBU. Saku had surpassed Tsunade the Hokage himself, and then went and traveled to a different hidden village, allied to Konoha, to train further in his medical skills. Saku had spent a entire year away from Konoha going from Sand, to Lightning, and then to Stone, and Waterfall.

Thanks to his 'close' relationship with Sasuke and his family, Saku was also the Uchiha clan's personal medic, who made house calls for them way too much over simple things in his opinion. Saku of course had to give every Uchiha coming back from missions person exams making sure for any poisons or anything of the sort. Of course because they were Uchiha he also had to examine their Sharingan because of the eye deterioration that all Uchiha experience if they over tax their blood limit, similar to the Hyuuga's.

Saku had much to much he had to do in his life. He had work as an medic, work as a normal Shinobi he still had to do as a ' Jounin' with Sasuke and Naruto, mostly just Naruto and Sai, because Sasuke worked with her mother at the Uchiha police department He had work as an ANBU he did. Not counting eating, or drinking, or sleeping, which he rarely got anyway, he had his training, as well as the 'punishments' he got from his Captain because of Eagle, Aka: Neji Hyuuga.

Saku almost never had time to himself. Though now he figured he would get a little free time not having to go on ABU missions because of his suspention. He rarely got to spend time with his friends, or his best friend Hinata Hyuuga, Aka: Hina. Apparently however his busy schedule never bothered his fan-girls, who out numbered all fan-clubs female, except maybe Ino's, but that was because Ino slept with his fan-girl's so they were more lovers then anything to him. Saku never cared if he had fan-girls or not, he didn't want a relationship with anyone let alone fan-girls. He was far too busy for anyone romantically.

The Hokage was getting on him for being single and lover-less. The village needed more men and apparently the Haruno family produced a lot of men in their line then any other family, clan or not. If you ruled out the Haruno's men having oddly colored hair, like his father's red, his grandfather's dark blue, or his own pink. With Saku's family having a high male birthrate the Hokage begged him to at least have three lovers minimum, even casual lovers would due.

The amount of fathers, or mothers, wanting their daughters to be his, lover and or wife, was simply to high an number that the Hokage was frankly getting sick of getting requests for Saku. He had stopped reading them all together and simply begged Saku to find lovers, or he would be forced to act like a father and arrange lovers, and or wives for him. Saku didn't want that at all, so he had promised the Hokage he would some how, he wasn't sure when he would get the time at all, find lovers.

Saku had planned only one, but the Hokage ordered three at least. That or he had to marry someone from a clan, and because he knew that would be worst then having casual lovers, he agreed to three lovers. Saku put it out of his mind for the moment. He couldn't dwell on it, and he had no time to work it out. He didn't even know who he could find to be his lover, let alone three.

As usual his fan-girls waited for him in front of the hospital, knowing his shift apparently, though he didn't know how they got a hold of that information at all. He didn't sleep with his fan-girl's, but that didn't mean he was mean to them either. His fan-girls understood him fine, he allowed them to be his fan-girls as long as they didn't disrupt his life, as long as they didn't harm other people, and as long as they didn't cause him problems.

They liked him because of his exotic looks, his body, and apparently him being a medic and lover-less drew them. Go figure.

Saku and, Hina, and Ten were the only male's from the rookie twelve, who didn't have lovers. Of course Hina loved Naruto, and Ino was with a lot of random girls, but Saku knew that Ino loved Shikamaru, however Ino and Temari from Suna, had been fighting over Shika for a long time now, and Shikamaru of course was as disinterested as Saku, so that hadn't been settled between the two rivals over her hand.

The fan-girl's sighed when he walked into the hospital, a place Saku had banned them from going into unless they were injured. For their acceptance of his rules, Saku sent the girls a smile, which they swooned to, and Saku deemed his good deed done and continued to work. He checked in with a minute to spare. A new record.

Saku started work with only two surgeries and one genin team coming in wounded from their first mission gone wrong. His last patient for the day was oddly enough Naruto who was sitting on a hospital bed properly with an embarrassed look on her face and hands on her lap.

Her blond pigtails were as perky as ever, and despite the blush across her whiskered cheeks, she looked normal. Her blue eyes shone like usual. Saku's favorite part of Naruto, were her blue eyes. So beautiful, Saku couldn't help stare when ever he could. She as usual wore the orange and back shirt with back shorts that showed off her tan legs.

For some reason Naruto also had a higher body temperature then anyone else, Saku figured it was due to Kyuubi inside her.

" Can you tell me what's bothering you today?" Saku asked shutting the door behind him and pulling a rolling chair to the bed where he sat in front of her. Naruto fidgeted a moment before she avoided his eyes.

" It's that time of month again." Naruto said shyly. Saku did the math in his mind then nodded, yet it was around that time for her. Saku figured the reason Naru came to him for that sort of womanly problem was because he was more a medic, then because he was her teammate. Naru after all didn't have a mother or father to talk to that about, and he didn't blame her for not talking to that perverted teacher of hers.

The first time Naruto had her monthly cycle was when she was much younger. She had come to Saku crying because she thought something was wrong with her and she was dying. Apparently no one ever bothered to warn her about it. Saku had been just starting his medical training then, but of course he knew what it was, and helped her. Apparently Naruto felt that she had to come to him every month it happened and Saku would give her something for her cramping, bloating, and bleeding.

Saku didn't mind that Naruto had come to him with her problem, he was glad she had. After all they rarely ever came to talk to him about their lives, their secrets, and the such. He sometimes felt really left out being the only male on the team. Of course sometimes he rather keep them at a distance because of his own secrets.

Saku patted Naru's head softly and left the girl to fetch the things needed for her, and then would send her home. When he returned Naruto finally spoke up normally, her embarrassment dying a bit.

" Your coming to Teme's house for dinner right?" Naruto asked. Saku frowned, was that tonight?

" Of course. What time was that again?" He asked with a smile, that Naruto didn't buy, so Saku added something else.

" I need to know so I can be early picking you up after all." Naruto brightened. Her ocean like eyes shone with joy.

" Really? Oh then um, Teme said something about five, but I didn't catch if that was the time she wanted us to come, or get ready." Naru said scratching her cheek, but looking too pleased to care she didn't know the time exactly.

" I'll ask Sasuke what time she wants us over, then come over early so you can have time to get ready before hand. So don't go off eating ramen before hand again." Saku warned. She rubbed the back of her neck with an easy grin and Saku smiled and shook his head. It was no secret that Naruto was in love with him. Saku knew it, he however couldn't do anything about it, and he certainly wouldn't return the favor when his best friend was in love with her.

Seeing Naruto's grin when he told her he would pick her up was worth telling her he would though. He ruffled her hair and then attempted to depart, he was going to pick her up regardless, but telling her he was doing it was better then just showing up.

" Wait...are we supposed to you know...dress up?" Naruto asked still smiling in pleasure at the fact he was going to pick her up. Saku rubbed a hand over his chin and was surprised to feel some bit of stubble lining his jaw. Oh he would have to shave that when he got home, pink stubble was not sexy. No matter how ' rough' it made him look.

" I assume so since they invited us to dinner, we should at least look nice. I wouldn't pull out an evening gown or anything." Saku said after thinking about it, and then thinking about Naruto's closet. Naruto would have nothing to wear that would fit the occasion, he would have to pick her up a new dress as well now that he thought about it.

" Well when I go to ask Sasuke the time we need to meet, I'll give you an estimate of how dressed up we need to be then." Saku said with a shrug. Naruto nodded.

" I'll see you then Saku-kun." Naruto said with a blush and a smile for him. Saku smiled back and then left. He was done for the day at work, and now he needed to run the hundred laps. He figured he do that before he went to ask Sasuke about the dress up and the time needed to be there. While there he would report to his captain, Uchiha Itachi.

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Uchiha Manor:

Fugaku Uchiha kissed her husband as she came back from work at the Uchiha police department. Fugaku with her strict words and actions, more so directed at her two daughters then clan, and Mikoto Uchiha, the stay at home husband, and father, who did the housework, cooking, and was the more gentle of the two.

Fugaku had long hair tied down her back, and Mikoto had shorter, long hair that he wore lose most times but he wore up now, as he cooked lunch.

" Naru-chan and Saku-kun are coming for dinner tonight wife." Mikoto said wrapping his arms around said wife. Fugaku rose her brow at Saku's name.

" The Haruno boy? Our Clan's medic?" Fugaku asked with a gleam in her eye. Mikoto sighed.

" Now Fuga dear, don't go bringing up anything about marriage again during dinner. Your going to scare the boy away if you bring it up every time he comes by." Fugaku snorted.

" Well Itachi isn't getting any younger, and she's past marriageable age. We'll be lucky if anyone will marry her at all with her muscle and lack of feminine appeal. Her attitude is lacking as well. Sasuke will have a better chance with her figure to seduce, but her dislike of men is becoming a problem. With both our daughters single do you blame me for wanting someone like Saku Haruno with his family background to marry them?" Mikoto sighed, a long-suffering sort of sigh.

" Itachi is just focused on her work like you and the clan wanted her to be. Sasu-chan just hasn't found the one she wants to be with yet. There's nothing wrong with Itachi's body." Mikoto added disapprovingly to his wife. Fugaku snorted.

" No man, especially one like the Haruno, is going to want Itachi's body. I'd be surprised if he could even get it up with her lack of...softness and with an attitude like hers. She actually repels men." Mikoto thumped his wife on the back.

" Your not exactly lush wife." Mikoto retorted. Fugaku made a face at her husband but saw his point though rolled her eyes.

" You know what I mean. The Haruno with his family producing so many males is rare, plus being a medic and the Hokage's apprentice and good looking at that, he's not going to settle for an older woman with little to no figure and if he hasn't touched Sasuke yet, he never will." Fugaku said straight forward. Mikoto shook his head. That was his Fuga, always right out with her thoughts no matter how bold or vulgar.

" Saku-kun has no lovers yet. How do you even know he wants any let alone even wants a woman? He could be like Itachi and be focused on work. He doesn't ever bat an eye at a woman, that I've seen." Mikoto said with a frown. Fugaku thought it over then shrugged.

" Or maybe he's just picky." She suggested. Mikoto snorted.

" Or maybe he wants love and not just sex Fuga. Most men his age have a ton of lovers, and he doesn't even have one? Have you thought perhaps he doesn't want any?" Fugaku made a face.

" It must be the pink hair." Fugaku commented refusing to think the male could be too good for his daughters. Mikoto sighed.

" Fuga, he's the most popular in the village. The pink hair just makes him more attractive." Fugaku made a weird face at her husband saying such.

" You can't force him into marrying our daughters Fuga." And if Mikoto knew his wife, he knew she would try something to make the poor boy too.

" Miko, he's the most suited and would help further the clan. He has no lovers and so having him marry Itachi and Sasuke is perfect. He'll have a lush body of our Sasuke and a firm older body of Itachi. We'd get our heir and not have to deal with two men for our daughters, only one." Mikoto shook his head.

" And you think Saku-kun would be okay with marrying sisters?" Fugaku shrugged not seeing anything wrong with it.

" You can talk to him about it alone, some other time, not during dinner Fuga." Mikoto warned. Fugaku rolled her eyes again, but would listen...this time.

" What time did you tell them to be here?" Fugaku asked changing the subject. Mikoto smiled at his victory.

" Around seven. Go make sure Sasuke dresses up a little." Fugaku smiled and left to do that while Mikoto went back to the kitchen to cook. Itachi came home soon after that. She was looking every bit the ANBU captain she was with the blank face, and hard onyx eyes. Her hair tied back with no mess, black Uchiha shirt with fishnet underneath. Black nin pants, and a strapped down chest. Her chest wasn't large, but it was large enough to need pinned down when training apparently. Maybe Fugaku was right...their daughter didn't seem to have much sex appeal.

" Welcome home Chi-chan. Dinner will be at seven, and Saku-kun and Naru-chan will be joining us. So dress respectfully dear." Mikoto said after his daughter kissed his cheek and was ready to walk away no doubt to clean up. Itachi paused at the kitchen entry way and looked back at her parent.

" Yes Father." She said then left. Mikoto went back to cooking and worrying about both his daughters and Saku-kun as well.

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Sasuke peered into her closet curiously, with her parents asking her teammates to come over for dinner, she knew she would have to dress up. Plus dressing up maybe impress Saku a little. She had been regretting turning him down when they were younger for countless years now. She had been too young back then and more focused on getting stronger then boys, and when she had realized that Saku was no longer pinning after her, she had tried her best to get him to look at her again, and show her favor, For him to call her Sasu-chan again.

Seeing how dedicated, how strong, how handsome, and how gentle, Saku was, she had saw what she had rejected as a genin and regretted it immensely. But Saku just didn't seem interested in women and or his teammates which worried them both, Sasuke and Naruto, what if he liked men?

So together Naruto and Sasuke tied to seduce their teammate. So Sasuke knew she had to wear something nice, a dress. Though she hated them, and look breathtaking. If Saku still didn't respond to them they may have to get help from Kakashi, or perhaps Shisui. If anyone could seduce Saku it would be Shisui. No straight man could resist her.

Sasuke flipped through her dark clothes, her shirts, pants, and finally in the back of her closet she found several dresses bought by her mother for such occasions. Sasuke was wondering about which she would wear when there was a knock at her door, and then her mother walked in casually. Sasuke was shocked, her mother almost never sought her out, let alone come to her room. The last time she had come in her room was when Sasuke was a child, Sasuke remembered it too.

" Mother?" Sasuke asked partly in greeting, partly in question as to why she was here. Fugaku looked around and nodded.

" What brings you here mother?" Sasuke asked wondering if she would be finally forced into accepting yet another marriage her mother wanted her to accept.

" Just come to talk. Your father sent me to make sure you dress up nice for the Haruno boy and your blond friend." Sasuke blinked at her mother.

" So, what do you want to talk about?" Sasuke asked curiously wondering what this was about. Should she prepare herself for the worse?

" Your close with the Haruno boy." Her mother stated the apparent. Sasuke nodded despite it not being a question. She wondered where this was going.

" Look your best tonight. I want you to seduce the Haruno and get into his bed." Sasuke dropped her dress in shock.

" W..what?" She choked with a flush creeping up her neck. Despite having been in her plans to start, she hadn't expected her mother to actually ask such a thing. What kind of mother told their daughter to seduce someone, let along have sex with them?

" Sasuke you and your sister haven't attempted to find a man and the Haruno is from a good line of prominent men. He's not bad looking despite his pink hair. It shouldn't be too unpleasant to have sex with him, just make sure you stay his lover. My daughter will not be a one night stand." Sasuke was too shocked to speak. Too confused to even breathe apparently. Too flabbergasted to respond to her mothers boldness.

" If your unsure about the sex, your sister will be helping you, maybe your cousin if your sister and you aren't his type." Fugaku said and nodded to herself.

" Do this for me Sasuke, and you'll have my pride." Sasuke brightened at those words despite what she had asked. Sasuke would do anything to get her mothers pride.

" Of course mother." Sasuke accepted what was asked.

And what Fugaku Uchiha asked, was for her to become Saku Haruno's lover...maybe she was in over her head?

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Well how was that for a first chapter? Ne? Lols. I wrote all of this, well most of this fic, out on paper before writing it now. So I hope there are very few mistakes, but since I was looking at the paper and not the screen while I wrote there very well will be mistakes. I'll try to get them all before posting this so if you still catch some, my bad.

I hope you'll enjoy the rest and continue reading! I hope it peaked your interest! I also hope it wasn't too boring a first chapter! I figured being a gender-bent it would be good enough for a first chapter but I could be wrong ne? So review for me my darlings! Tell me what you think!

And I have to post this before it's finished, though I hate to do it, because I need you guys to tell me what you think, and who you want Saku with for sure. Lol. Other couples as well, as an example, Naru-Hina? Shika-Ino-Temari? I need a little help here. Lol So hope you like the first chapter! Please review for me! I need to know what you guys think!

Kyo~