Kurt Poops
"KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT."
"Yes, Finn?"
"GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM. RIGHT. NAOW."
"But, Fi-iiiiiiin, I'm pooping!"
"BUT I HAVE TO POOP, TOO!"
"WELL, TOO BAD BECAUSE I AM RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S A BIG ONE."
"EW, GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"Well, ha ha, that made him go away," Kurt said as he went back to fixing his hair.
THE END.