Full Title of Chapter: "Walking Into The Mess Hall Like What Up I Got A Big Hawk"

TheAnnoyingFanGirl does not own:

- Characters who do not belong to her

- The Super Bowl

- Seattle Seahawks

- PJatO

TheAnnoyingFanGirl does own:

- Her own characters

- Plot

- 12th Man Spirit

Amore Jemison's POV

It's been more than a month since Lucia left camp to have some quality time with her family in Seattle life has just been so boring!

The last we heard from her was when the NFC Championship happened when she sent an I.M. to rub the Seahawks' victory in Victor's face.

It took all of mine, Tessa's, and James' strength to hold Victor back from strangling his little sister's image in the water while she laughed at him manically.

But seriously, I was so worried for her, I almost took the first flight to Seattle!

That was until she came back out of the blue.

It was during lunch time when she finally came back, heading towards the table that she shared with her brothers.

Everyone's head turned as she walked, noticing that she was wearing nothing but a 12th man flag/cape, a torn blue and green toga, and a Blitz foam hat.

The only person who didn't notice her was Victor, who was to engorged in his BLT sandwich to give a damn about anything.

He still didn't notice her when she sat down, not until Nikolas slapped him upside the head before running to his sister's side to give her a hug.

When Victor finally did notice Lucia he nearly choked on his sandwich.

Victor continued to choke as his brother told Lucia what she missed while she was away.

I looked around and saw that everyone was to busy staring at Lucia to notice that Victor was turning blue, so I let out a huge sigh, and walked to his side to give him the Heimlich.

When the BLT dislodged from his throat he quickly gave me a kiss on the cheek before jumping over the table to strangle his sister.

"WHERE IN HADES HAVE YOU BEEN?"

"ACK! ACK! AAAAAAAACK!"

"THAT'S NOT A VALID ANSWER!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

"Leroux, if you continue to do that, she's not going to responded."

Now, it's normal enough to find Lucia wearing strange outfits, and it's even more normal to find Victor strangling her, but it's weird to find Draco Khalid, the soulless son of Athena who doesn't give a crap about anyone or anything but his own goals, defending Lucia from harm.

"Also, her cries for help are ruining my appetite."

There's the Khalid that we all know and try to live with.

After many attempts of pulling Victor off of Lucia, and five cups of coffee for Lucia to drink (so she can regain her perkiness of course) we we're finally able to hear Lucia's story.

"Okay, so you all know how I'm a Seahawks fan, right?"

We all gave her a seriously-last-Christmas-you-gifted-us-with-your-incredible-knowledge-of-each-player-and-their-personal-information-that-we-still-question-how-you-came-across-that-information look.

"Right! So anyways, sometime after New Years my grandfather received information that a Nazi would appear at the NFC Championship, and seeing how he forgot to get me anything for Hanukah and he wants me to take over the family business one day, he decided to kill two birds with one stone and take me to the game while also training to become a Nazi Hunter. Are you all following so far?"

We stared at her blankly.

"Good. Now while I was scouting the arena and cheering on my Hawks I..."

"Hmm... I wonder what my snooky-bear and I will do for Valentine Day this year. I mean, it is around the corner, he should have something planned. Right?"

I turned to look at my boyfriend who was glaring at Lucia with a burning passion that only a sore loser could have.

"Oh well, I'll just come up with a back up plan."

"So after the Seahawks won, I just had to go too the Super Bowl, so I told my grandfather that I found information that the person who switched the power off during the Super Bowl last year was a Nazi and that he was planning on doing it again. With that in his head he..."

"Hmm... should Victor get me roses or tulips? I mean, roses her romantic enough, but they're so overrated. Now, tulips on the other hand-"

"AMMO I AM GIVING A VERY DETAILED STORY ABOUT HOW I CAUSED PEYTON MANNING TO REGRET REPLACING TIM TEBOW! NOW PAY ATTENTION! Anyways, as I slipped something special in his water..."

"I think that Victor should get me something nice this year. Maybe a necklace? Naw, he got me that last year... Oh I now! A charm bracelet! And that way, as we spend Valentine Day each year he'll add more charms to it! Oh how romantic!"

"And then I discovered that Taco Bell doesn't have their volcano sauce anymore! After a couple of hours sobbing my eyes out and singing to this really sad song, I began to pray to mother to bring back the sauce. When that didn't work, I turned to God. And believe it or not I soon found the recipe! It's..."

"Lobster or steak? I could do both, but I never really liked the whole surf 'n turf idea. It always seemed tacky to me. Oh decisions, decisions..."

"And that is why I walked into camp wearing my victory uniform of awesomeness. Any questions?"

I raised my hand.

"Yes."

"I'm sorry, but could you repeat the story? I spaced out a bit."

"Alright, but just in case someone else zoned out, I want everyone to stay here."

"AAAGHH!" everyone groaned.

"Oh hush now, you know you love my stories-"

"No one likes your stories."

"I mean, you're all begging me to just tell you my life story."

"No we don't. You just start babbling on your own."

"Especially you Draco... Hey, has anyone told you that you resemble a very angry Italian ex-nun who just so happens to be my grandmother?"

For some reason at the mention of her grandmother, the tips of Khalid's ears turned a slight hint of red, and Tessa was giggling so much she almost fell over.

Weird.

"How come you grandma isn't a nun no more?" young Nikolas asked.

"Well that's a funny story my dear Nicky. For you see, it all began with Nazi-"

"AAAGHH!"

"SHUT UP IT'S A GOOD ONE!"

TheAnnoyingFanGirl: Holy sh*t it's been a while. So sorry, I had midterms and it just screwed up my schedule and everything. I was planning on writing an actual Super Bowl chapter, but life is life.

Also heads up, I have a deviantart account under the name TheAnnoyingOne97. I have a few drawings posted on it if any of you want to see it.

I'm still working on the contest prizes, so winners please bare with me on this!

Also, I have a tumblr~! If anyone wants to follow me my username is TheAnnoyingFanGirl.

And another thing, I would really appreciate some requests or stuff like that. I'm running out of ideas.

Until next time~!