A/N: Another texting fic! As usual, Q is Quinn, A is Artie. If I ever change that up, I'll be sure to make it very, very clear.
Corresponds with All My Dreams chapter 138 and The Smile on Your Face chapter 120. Or, takes place after those were written, more specifically.
Enjoy!
Q: Are you still awake?
A: Sort of.
Q: How's your back?
A: Better. :)
Q: Really?
A: Mostly.
Q: Mostly means it's not better.
A: It sort of is. I just took something again. And now I'm lying here watching Walking with Dandelions.
Q: Walking with Dandelions?
A: Dalmatians
Q: You're watching Walking with Dalmatians?
A: You know what I mean!
Q: Yes, that tv classic, Walking with Dalmatians. About a family that adopts a couple of Dalmatians and takes them for walks.
A: Yes. That and it is very, very intestinal.
Q: Am I keeping you from your…intestinal show?
A: Intercourse!
Q: Artie, I thought we agreed to wait.
A: OMG.
Q: Maybe you should go to sleep. I love you.
A: I love you too, and I don't need to go to sleep. I just need some transistors.
Q: Transistors?
A: I…don't know what I was going for there. But it was definitely not transvestites.
Q: Artie…
A: I don't need to go to sleep! I just need some socks.
Q: Do you not have some? Maybe someone can grab some for you.
A: Some what?
Q: You just said you needed socks.
A: Oh. I didn't mean socks, I meant rest.
Q: How did you get socks from rest?
A: I was thinking about socks.
Q: So romantic.
A: And you. I was mostly thinking about you…I don't know why socks came into my mind…
Q: Artie, I really think you should go to sleep.
A: Woman, I do not need sleep. I need to talk to my lumberjack!
Q: Your lumberjack? Is there someone I don't know about…?
A: My lingerie!
Q: As hot as that sounds…?
A: My lover!
Q: You have a lover?
A: Yes. I think you might know her. Her name is queen.
Q: I think you should start calling me that from now on. Queen Quinn has a nice ring to it.
A: You're so admirable.
Q: Did you mean adorable?
A: Yes. :D
Q: I'm looking forward to tomorrow, and getting all cuddly with my adorably boyfriend.
A: He's looking forward to it tool.
Q: He better be looking forward to it tool. ;)
A: Woman, you know he is!
Q: Do you want me to bring anything? Cookies? Some other baked good? Some of that lingerie you mentioned earlier? ;)
A: Cookies and baked goods will never be turned away.
A: Wait…lingerie. Bring that. I don't care about the baked goods.
Q: lol! You're so cute! I'll see what I can do. Don't know that the lingerie is the best option on a Sunday morning when your whole family is home, but we'll see…
A: I think you should just bring your pygmies and we'll watch some tv.
Q: My pygmies? Artie, I don't think I have any of those.
A: Pajamas! Not pygmies. Lol sorry. My brain is working a little slow and I'm not even seeing the autocorrects until after I've already hit stems.
Q: I hate it when I hit stems and the words are wrong.
A: It's horrible!
Q: I know. You should really go to sleep.
A: I slept all day. I need some axes.
Q: I really think the last thing you need right now is some axes.
A: They could be useful for something! You can never have enough axes.
Q: Well, since you're clearly not going to sleep, I think I'm just going to send you some pictures. *picture* Look at Charlie's face. He was in the bathroom while I was having a shower, and some water got on him. lol
A: Awwww he is so cute. Look at Daisy. *picture* When I woke up this appetizer she was lying on me like a reserved smurf.
Q: A reserved smurf?
A: Reversed snack! lol
Q: What?
A: Scarf!
Q: A reversed snack would have made sense. What is that…an…anti-snack?
A: Are you making fun of me in my slightly haystack state?
Q: I would never make fun of you in your slightly haystack state. ;)
A: I may haystacking look pro, yo!
Q: Can I quote you on that? And by quote you can I mean…I am never going to delete that text.
A: lol I think I should go to sheep.
Q: I think you should go to sheep too. And I'll see you tomorrow…ok? I love you.
A: Yes, I'll seal you tomorrow. I love you twice
Q: You better love me more than twice, yo! And I can't wait for you to seal me.
A: Omg you said yo and that is so dirty!
Q: It's not THAT dirty. You're just a haystack. ;)
A: I'm a haystack. And I'm going to sheets for realz now, yo.
Q: Ok, go to sheets. I love you…more than twice. ;)
A: Good walrus.
Q: walrus? Lol!
A: I have no idea how night turned into walrus. But I'm going to peeps. Good nougat!
Q: Good nougat.
Q: Nothing?
Q: Artie? Did I win?
Q: OMG I won. And it's just as glorious as it was last time!
Q: I'm going to sheets/sheep now too. I love you, my best haystack. And I will see you tomorrow!