Strawberry Colored Punishment

Series: Nura Gumi Leader's Secret Collection

Fandom: Nurarihyon no Mago

Rating: M (for a reason even though it seems harmless enough *lol*)

Genre: Humor

Pairing: Rihan/Rikuo (in a way~)

Summary: Rikuo is being naughty, and Rihan is supposed to punish his cute little boy, but… can he really do that? It's such a hard task for Rihan… in more ways than one.

Disclaimer: As always, Nuramago and its characters belong to Shiibashi-sensei. Luna only plays with the characters without permission XP

Warning: massive humor bordering to oOC-ness (oh, Rihan… *lol*), hints of yaoincest, possible grammars and spelling mistakes, etc…

A/N: Ehehe, since many of you actually like it and want me to turn this into a series, I added another random hilarious chapter for you (since the random hilarious idea entered my mind for this). Oh, and thanks a lot for the positive feedbacks for the first chapter. Ah, and since we're waiting for Kill the Curse! update (my beta is sick, so we have to wait for a little bit longer for the next chapter of that story to come out), enjoy this one first, kay?

Naughty Boy Should be Punished… or Should He?

Rihan was walking down the corridor inside the Nura Gumi main house when suddenly, he heard a loud screech and cry from the backyard.

Nidaime, thinking that the main house was under attack or something, immediately ran to the source of the commotion.

"What happened?" Rihan shouted as he arrived at the scene and he was about to run on the floor when-

"Nidaime! Look out!"

A collective of shout tried to warn the gorgeous young Hanyo, but it was too late because he already stepped on the unexpectedly very slippery wooden floor. Instantly, Rihan slipped and fell, sliding spectacularly on the surface of the slippery floor to the grassy ground outside the house.

The entire party who witnessed such undignified pose went dead silent, and Rihan…

Rihan was… trembling in embarrassment as he tried to stand up. Yes, rather than the pain in the back of his head, his back and his butt, he was more concerned about saving his face. Yup, his face was actually flushing in pink color, while the others were trying not to laugh aloud at the hilarity of their Second Generation Supreme Commander's total humiliation.

"Who… who is responsible for this…?" Rihan almost sounded calm as he took out a stray grass from his hair. He even smiled slightly despite the flaring dark aura around him that betrayed his expression.

"Um… Rihan-sama… it's…" Tsurara, the bluish haired Snow Maiden who was a few feet away from Rihan, stuttered timidly, her face paler than usual, actually looking mighty scared.

"Who is it? Who falls into the trap?" Suddenly, a loud excited cry from around the bush stole everyone's attention and Rihan twitched slightly hearing such energetic voice.

Oh, Rihan totally knew that voice…

Nidaime turned around only to find his cute adorable chocolate-black haired little son looking at him with sparkling eyes. "Rikuo… you again…" Rihan sighed deeply, feeling exasperated that his son had once again set a trap to play pranks on the other youkai.

But this time, Rihan actually fell as the victim.

"Ahahaha! Daddy! You fell again in the trap!" Rikuo laughed cheerily and joyfully and Rihan caught the gasps and murmurs of disbelief from the other youkai.

"Again…?"

"Does that mean… Rihan-sama has ever…?"

"Actually, whenever Rikuo-sama sets trap inside the house…"

"Ah, Nidaime always falls into it…"

"Really?"

Damn those youkai!

Rihan twitched as his ears turned slightly pink as well because now, all of them knew about that as well. He narrowed his clear golden eyes at them and they shut up. Now, he couldn't just let his image get injured in front of his subordinates, could he? He turned to the still laughing Rikuo and huffed, hardening his heart.

"Rikuo, you're being naughty again!" Rihan actually had a heart to scold the boy who winced at the angry voice his daddy made.

"Ah…" the little boy's laughter was dying down before it stopped completely as he looked at the older Nura with slightly guilty expression. "Sorry, daddy…" he spoke rather sheepishly, throwing a puppy look at Rihan who flinched slightly at that. His knees actually felt weak seeing such adorable sight.

Damn that expression!

"No. It's going too far this time, so you'll get punished," Rihan said sternly and the others widened their eyes in surprise because Rihan had never punished Rikuo for playing a prank before. Rikuo's face fell as well at that.

"Bu-but Daddy…" Rikuo then looked at Rihan with his sweet big dark-honey colored eyes pleadingly, looking visibly scared. Rihan's heart went 'kyuuuun' at the look, but he was stubborn not to give in the temptation to forgive Rikuo that easily this time.

"Being naughty sometimes is fine, but pouring oil on the ground to make people fall is too dangerous! What if they get injured?" Rihan then proceeded to lecture his one and only son about being responsible of what he did, denying his own suffering feeling for having to get mad at his beloved son.

The other youkai looked at their Commander while collectively thinking 'As if he didn't do the same thing when he was a brat….'

Beads of sweats also rolled down from the back of those youkai heads when they noticed the visible bumps which must have been throbbing painfully on the Nidaime's head.

Rihan was still lecturing Rikuo who looked really guilty now before the boy looked up at his daddy again with his adorable, lovely big round watery eyes and asked "D-Daddy… are you going to spank me?" with quivering voice.

Rihan's speech and thought went on a halt at the supposedly innocent question.

"S-spank…?"

Then Rihan's mind went on la~ la~ land as he imagined how Rikuo would crawl and seated himself on his lap with his small round bubble pinkish bottom high in the air.

"D-daddy… please be gentle…" Rikuo would cry adorably while looking at Rihan with those big puppy eyes and flushing face… with that trembling voice that screamed EROTIC for Rihan's ear.

And then Rihan would…

Rihan would…

Before Nidaime's thought went further, his defense mechanism reacted up first and massive nosebleed spurted out Rihan's nose as he was knocked out by his own fantasy.

"GYAAAAH! RIHAN-SAMA!" Everyone shouted in shock as Rihan collapsed while bleeding from the nose like a fountain.

"Oh, My GOD! Rihan-sama! What's wrong! What happened!" and they panicked because Rihan already fainted.

"D-Daddy! Are you okay?" Even Rikuo looked very worried as he ran to Rihan who was on the ground, looking totally weak.

"Aah… Rikuo… daddy will spank you…" Rihan moaned dreamily in his passing out blabber while the other youkai, especially Kubinashi and Kurotabo, paling slightly hearing such ominous provocative line.

Really, that Rihan…

The End

A/N: Ahahahahah! XD Oh, Rihan… you and your fantasy…! XDDD Is it hilarious enough again? Sorry for making Rihan such a pervert! XD But he's very interesting to make~ XDDD

So, what do you think of this random crazy idea? I hope it's entertaining enough for you guys who had been waiting for Kill the Curse! update. Now, feed-back time, everyone! XDDD