Hey... haven't been on in a while cuz of so much crap happening in my life. I originally thought of this while at a summer camp last June, which was the same time that I came up with Regular Teen. Anyway, hope you like this! :D

The park seemed quieter than usual. A few birds tweeted and in the distance Skips was mowing the lawn. Some fat jogger was making his way down one of the graveled paths. He was trying to avoid a stroke when two white golf carts drove toward the man almost running him over. "OH MY GOD!" The fat man ended up jumping toward the grassy area and landing on his face with dirt on his mouth.

One of the golf carts made donuts in the ground before trying to chase after the second cart. The cart being chased had Mordecai, a tall blue jay, driving the cart. "HAHA! YOU GUYS WILL NEVER CATCH ME! I'M GONNA WIN!" He laughed while trying to avoid his two friends in the other cart, which had two mammals. The one riding shotgun was Rigby, a short raccoon. His short temper constantly caused him to fight back no matter what. "SHUT UUUUUUUP! Al, can't you drive this faster?"

"Why don't you SHUT YOUR YAP?" Alina yelled. The cat grasped tighter on the wheel and stomped on the gas petal. After a month of living in the RS universe, she became well-adjusted with her new life and went with the flow. She still has contact with the real world, but only really talks to her mother, brother, or best friend.

The golf cart Alina and Rigby were in sped up another ten miles and caught up fast to Mordecai. The blue jay looked behind him and gasped. He turned back around and changed the gear shift, causing the cart's new afterburner to kick in (thank god Mordecai knows a guy). The golf cart quickly sped up to the point where it looked like a dot from the mammals' point of view.

"DANG IT! Time to kick things up a notch." Rigby took out some fireworks from the back seat of the cart, some duct tape, and matches.

Alina looked toward him with nervousness. "Uh, Rigby, what the hell are you doing?"

"Relax, I can fix it."

"FIX WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA WRECK THE CART! Again!"

"You're lucky that I went to that pyrotechnic expo last month." Rigby taped two Flame Geysers, eight Siamese twin dragons, and an extra-large Satanic Wrath shooter to the back of the cart. Alina had thoughts of worry and destruction in her mind. Before Rigby stroke a match, she had enough.

"WAIT!" She stopped the cart and put it in parking mode.

Rigby did a "shark face" and got angry. "WHAT? PRAY TELL WHY THE HELL YOU STOPPED!" Alina climbed to the back with Rigby and grabbed the match. A small smirk formed on her feline face. "At least give me the honor of lighting her up." She stroke the match against the side of the cart.

"Awwww yeaaahhh! Now you're talking!" Rigby went to the driver's seat ( but stood up since he's too small to just sit on the seat) and revved up the engine. "Ready?"

Alina lit the flame on all eleven dangerous fireworks. "Ho yeah!" Rigby put the cart in drive and stepped on the gas. The golf cart went to 30 mph, but was surely going to escalade to 95 mph within seconds. *WHIR, WHIR WHIR* *WIRR WHIR* the flame hit ten of the rockets and the cart shot out faster than its original speed. It threw Rigby and Alina to the back of their seats like a roller coaster ride. The cart went so fast that trees, bushes, and a hobo caught on fire from the intense speed! Well that and the fireworks.

Despite the intense force, Alina managed to barely climb up back to the front seat, but in the passenger side. Rigby's face almost peeled off from the speed as he tried to grab back the wheel. The cart was swerving drastically and two hubcaps flew right off. One hit a tree and the other rolled into a lake.

Pretty soon, the two mammals caught up to Mordecai in the cart ahead, and got up next to him. He turned over and jumped. "HOW THE HECK DID YOU GUYS CATCH UP?" His mellow mood quickly turned to anxiety of losing. Alina grabbed the railing of her and Rigby's cart with her tail and leaned over to Mordecai in the next cart over.

"Wassup friend?"

"Don't think you're gonna win just cuz I'm by myself."

"Psh! Yeah right Mordo, you're going down! But first I want a pre-victory souvenir." Alina leaned closer and plucked one of Mordecai's tail feathers from his lower back.

"OUW GOD! You could've at least been gentle." Mordecai's grip on the wheel tightened.

Alina took the feather and was attached it to the two earrings on her left ear to where it was standing straight up. "HAHA! I feel like Peter Pan!"

"Uh, Alina, we have a problem," said Rigby.

Alina climbed back inside. "Well, what is it?"

Rigby pointed to the back where the fireworks were. Five of them already died out and apparently the Satanic Wrath's fuse never got finished, so it didn't work yet. Mordecai looked behind him and laughed. "MAYBE YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU'RE LOSING! SEE YA!" He sped off leaving Alina and Rigby slowing down again. Rigby's anger cumulated and finally had enough. "RRRWWWAAAAAAAUUUUHHHHH! DAMMIT DAMMMIT DAMMIT! ALINA TAKE THE WHEEL! Desperate times call for desparate measures."

Alina grabbed the wheel again and Rigby went to the back. He found the matches and struck one more. The feline up front looked behind her. "I-I-I don't think we should this time. The name does say "Satanic Wrath."

"I DON'T CARE IF ANOTHER CRAZY EVENT WILL HAPPEN! We're not gonna lose to Mordecai!" Rigby light the most powerful rocket's fuse and observed it to make sure it didn't go out. Demonic red smoke exhausted instead of regular gray. When the flame hit the base, a small spark came out along with a low, deep laugh. The small raccoon's excited smile turned to a cowardly frown. His eyes widened and slowly crawled up to take the driver's seat. "Uhhh...I probably shouldn't have done that, Alina." He kept a grim yet stunned expression while trying not to look back at the demonic spark which was starting to increase into a huge explosion.

The cat's went back to the the passenger side one last time, being careful of the feather in her earrings. "No s**t Sherlock. But it can't be that scary." She turned back expecting something less than what she saw. The spark fully kicked in and a deafening screech came out and caused the cart to impel at blinding speeds. It threw Rigby and Alina into the back of their seats. Their faces felt like they were going to rip off. With the speed of 145 miles and the deafening screech coming from the demonic rocket they were scared stiff.

"A.A.A.A.U.U.U.U.E.E.E.U.H.H.H! WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!" They screamed with what they could get out. On the back of the cart the multicolored explosion and smoke 2nd degree burned most anything that came into a three foot radius of it. Up front, Alina tried to pull herself up to the railing to warn the close ranging Mordecai. She could barely hang onto the railing because of the force pulling her back.

With Mordecai, he was acting calm and listening to 80s pop with his large headphones on. He could barely hear a thing. "Do doo doo do de da! I'm never gonna love you like I do!"

"...Mordecai!..."

"..Loving you, like I do."

"Mordecai!"

"SO INTENSE TO DO!"

"...MMMMMOOOOOORRRRRRDECAAAAAIII!"

"AUWWHH!" The bird took off his headphones and slowly looked back. "Yyyeee—AHHHHHH GOD!"

The mammal cart was directly behind Mordecai and was starting to tailgate. Gravel came up and hit the Satanic Wrath, causing it to slightly dip downward. The powerful rocket was now propelling two of the carts at the same time! All three of them were about a two miles from the house.

The intense heat of the rocket caused half of the cart to melt and slowly fuse together with the other one. It was like a metallic nuclear explosion. No one could stop shrieking in terror.

"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I THOUGHT I FIXED IT I'M SORRY!"

"A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.H.H..H.H.H.H.H..H.H.A.A.A.A.A.A.A!"

"HOLY CRAP IT'S DA END OFALL! ALMIGHTYAND MERCIFULGODYOU BESTOW ONMANKIND BOTHTHE REMEDIESOFHEALTHANDTHE GIFTSOF EVERLASTINGLIFE! LOOK GRACIOUSLYONYOUR SERVANT SUFFERINGFROM BODILYINFIRMITYAND STRENGTHENTHESOUL—"

"—WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PRAYER!" Mordecai interrupted.

"LOOK!" yelled Rigby as he pointed.

The house was closing into proximity range. Pops was out front trying to start a begonia garden. He wore green gloves, a sunhat, and a pink apron along with his gentleman ensemble. He dug one last hole in the ground with his spade to plant one last time. After watering the newly planted seed, he wiped the sweat from his brow and stood up. "There we go. Nothing is better than sprucing up the park land than planting a lovely garden of friendship and beauty." He smiled and turned around. A shiny object was approaching the house very quickly. He took off his hat and got a closer look.

"OOOHH! Jolly good, it is a wishing star! I thought they only appeared in the witching hour of night." He quietly whispered his wish then called out. "Skips! Benson! Come observe this marvel!" He cupped his hands around his mouth to amplify his voice. Skips came out around back.

"What is it Pops?" The white yeti asked.

"The most amazing thing ever. A wishing star is headed this way! I would like for everyone to make their wish."

Skips squinted his eyes to get a better look at the oncoming object. "Uh, Pops. It ain't no wishing star."

"Well what kind of star is it? I would like Mordecai, Rigby, and Alina to see it. I would ask Mitchell (A/N: Muscleman) and High Five Ghost but they are off on holiday."

"Good news is Mordecai, Rigby, and Alina are coming soon."

"Good Show!"

An eighth of a mile away the combined carts were coming in fast and dangerous. The trio didn't have time for prayer so Alina directed the guys to perform a "Sign of the Cross". In other words, move their left hand to their forehead, middle of chest, then left shoulder to right shoulder...then they of course screamed some more but this time it was unexpectedly synchronized.

"A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A...UUU.U.U.U.U.U.U..U..G.G.G.G..G..H.H.H.H.H..H.H!"

They were now 500 feet from the house. Pretty much some of them heard the screaming and the sound of fire, scraping metal, and high pitched shrieking. Benson opened up an upstairs window and called down. "Pops, Skips. What's going on?"

"The good news is Skips knows where Alina, Rigby, and Mordecai are at!"

"Good! I need to talk to them! Especially Alina..." Benson whispered that last part.

Skips cupped his hands around his mouth. "THE BAD NEWS IS THEY'RE HEADED THIS WAY DANGEROUSLY! LOOK AHEAD!"

"WWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Benson turned red and got very pissed off as usual. He looked out the window and saw the shiny blur almost at the house, about 100 feet. Benson saw a blue figure up front and two brown figures right behind. He now knew where the screaming came from. He got even angrier.

Skips grabbed Pops by the waist and carried him to safety a couple of miles away. Benson was waving his metallic arms trying to direct the fused carts elsewhere, while screaming. The trio in the carts didn't know what else to do but scream freak out.

".RRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!"

"AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!"

The carts and the Satanic Wrath collided into the right side of the house, where the garage was. A huge mushroom cloud covered part of the area. Debris, ash, fire, and dirt went flying everywhere. Trees and most greenery were destroyed in the process. It seemed as though no one could survived that, without luck. Half the turquoise house was in shambles. Furniture destroyed, walls and floors demolished, and covered with char and ash. Small flames were on quite a few spots of the ruined house, along with part of the town park.

In the now desecrated outside staircase, a small dark brown foot kicked open an entrance. Rigby survived but with multiple gashes, his back riddled with burns and lodged tire rubber, and a crooked tail, which might be broken. He coughed up some gravel and dusted himself out when he got out. In the seemingly post-apocalyptic garage, a light brown/dark brown striped tail flickered a few times whilst hanging off of the sunken roof. Alina survived as well. She tried sitting up slowly and succeeded. Roof shackles covered parts of her body and she found herself on a beam and bricks five feet from the ground. Alina had some scratches and a gash, as well as a fairly sprained wrist, a few metal shard lodged in her chest and stomach, her right ear burnt and cut bad, and a black eye. She jumped down from that height and limped over to Rigby. Finally, on the veranda where a tree fell, a light blue right wing with white stripes lied lifeless.

Suddenly, the leaves of the fallen tree shook and a blue jay slowly emrged out. Mordecai survived too. His vision was blurred and beak cracked. As he slowly walked, he held his right arm which was broken from the elbow to the Humerus, or upper arm. Several splinters were in his legs and he groaned as he tried to walk down the ruined stairs to his friends. The blue jay, raccoon, and cat emerged into a group hug filled with slight crying.

"Oh my god, I can't believe this happened...I'm so sorry. I messed up again," cried Rigby.

"I, I, it's not your f-fault dude. At least we survived it and had somewhat fun," replied Mordecai.

"Yeah man. A-at least we accomplished something. Just look around guys." Alina pulled out and took a good view of her surroundings. As well did Mordecai and Rigby. They realized what destruction they did was the greatest ever than without a supernatural event occurring. It could all be fixed with high maintenance, all 5,000 square feet of high maintenance.

"Awwwww cooooooool!" They all said in unison. Even though the situation was inappropriate, there's nothing you could do to completely alter a young adult's mind.

"Rigby, Alina, I have something to say... I just wanna that I WON!" Mordecai exclaimed.

"WHAT?" The mammals were infuriated.

"If anything Mordecai, me and Alina won!"

"He's right you know!"

"NUH UH!"

"YUH HUH!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"

"WAIT!"

Rigby and Alina looked at Mordecai.

"To make it all fair, how 'bout we all win? We all just won against fate."

Alina shrugged her shoulders. "Okay! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"WWWWWOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!"

" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" They all waved their arms while yelling that.

A pink and red figure walked toward the broken upstairs room. "MMMOOORRRRDECAAAAAIIIII! RRRRRRRRIIIIIIGBYYYYYY!"

"AAAUUUUGHHH!" The guys yelled.

"Oooooooooooh! Benson from the dead came back to haunt you tooooooooo!"

"...AAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIII-NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!"

The cat's face turned bright red. Mordecai and Rigby snickered. "Who's in trouble now!" yelled Rigby. Benson walked toward the window.

"YOU THREE...IN MY OFFICE! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!"

Wuh- oh…Them's are in trouble O.o Let's hope that they survive this one. I hope you liked this story, considering I didn't write it in my notebook first. I think it did good.

Regular Show belongs to JG Quintel

Alina Jerichon is MINE!

5olstice is bidding you ADIEU! :D :D :D (for now)