Suggestions for questions for later generations are welcome! I hope to have more funny questions later, but I couldn't come up with very many for G1. Beast Wars is next; any questions you have, send them to me!
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Chapter 2: G1 Decepticons
Why would Blitzwing choose a football stadium as his base the one time he gets enough of a backbone to try to betray Megatron?
Why are there female Autobots, but no female Decepticons?
If the "puny" Autobots always win, does that make the Decepticons "punier"?
Why does Megatron claim to hate organics, yet is constantly stealing or hijacking human technology?
How come when you put six of Cybertron's best architect-type bots together, you get "Devastator SMASH!" and "Prepare for devastation!" and that's it?
How can Astrotrain's engine form be both small enough to fit on a human street/railroad track and large enough to carry most of the Decepticon army (as demonstrated in the G1 movie)?
Why are there so many nameless Insecticon drones?
Did Megatron ever figure out that Orion Pax and Optimus Prime are the same guy?
Why does the color of Decepticon-manufactured energon range in color from red to pink to purple to rainbow?
Why is there no Decepticon medic?
If Transformers speak using vocabulators or vocal processors, why do they need to move their mouths?
Does Soundwave have a mouth?
Of the two humanoid cassettes, which is Rumble and which is Frenzy?
Why don't we ever see Slugfest, Overkill, Beastbox, and Squawktalk?
The rainmaker trine of Seekers only shows up to defend Cybertron against the Autobots once. What are they doing the other times the Autobots show up uninvited on Cybertron?
Just for curiosity's sake, how many Cons were sparked, and how many were assembly-line products?
Why are Decepticon optics red, but Autobot optics are blue?
Why is it that while Optimus gets resurrected as he was (cause obviously he was awesome enough that way), Megatron only gets brought back as Galvatron?
Why is Trypticon's root mode a dinosaur?
Are all Decepticons tall, dark, and ugly, or is that just the ones I've seen?
Again, question suggestions are welcome! You can send them to me by PM, or leave them in a review. Please R&R!