KURT: Underneath these stairs

I feel the sneers and hear the glares of the Warblers

David, Wes, Jeff, and Thad…

Can't believe how cruel they are

Makes me want to play guitar

To know they'll never

Stop giving Blaine solos

I know I don't deserve these

Stupid rules made by the Warblers here at

Dalton Academy

Can't take all of these muggles

But despite all of my struggles

I'm still alive

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around

Man it's September so I'm skipping this town

Hey it's no mystery! There's nothing here for me noooooow!

I gotta get back to Dalton

I gotta get back to school

I gotta get myself to Dalton

Where everybody knows I'm cooool

Back to show choir, blazers, and songs in the air

To snapping, solo hogs, and Blaine's gelled-back hair

It's all that I love and it's all that I need at

Dalton, Dalton

I think I'm going back

I'll see my friends, gonna sing 'til we die

Defying gravity, gonna take to the sky

No way this year, anyone's gonna die!

It's gonna be totally awesome!

I'll sway while Blaine sings every P!nk song

Defeat New Directions, yeah bring it on!

And do it all with my boyfriend Blaine!
'Cause together we're totally awesome!

BLAINE: Yeah, 'cause together we're totally awesome!

It's been so long, but we're going back

I'll sing my songs, while you sway in the back

As long as we're together

BOTH: Gonna kick some ass!

'Cause together we're totally awesome!

This year we'll take everybody by storm

Make out all night, wake everyone in the dorms

RACHEL: But let's not forget,

That you need to perform well this year

If you want to beat ND!

I may be short, but my voice is the best

Don't believe me? Well, put me to the test

No way this year I am going to rest!

It's gonna be totally awesome

This year I plan to be singing a lot

BLAINE: That would be cool if you were actually hot

KURT: Hey Blaine, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

And that's cool

RACHEL: And that's totally awesome!

ALL 3: We're sick of summer and this waiting around

It's like we're sitting in the lost and found

Don't take no sorcery

For anyone to see hooooow

We gotta get back to Dalton

We gotta get back to school

We gotta get ourselves to Dalton

Where everything is magic-coooooool

Back to show choir, blazers, and songs in the air

To snapping, solo hogs, and Blaine's gelled-back hair

It's all that we love and it's all that we need at
Dalton, Dalton…

JEFF NICK AND WES: Wesley, domo arigato,

Wesley, *I forget the words here*

Wesley, happy happy new year

Wessssleeyyy

DAVID: Oh Wessssllleeey,

I am so in love with Wesleeeyyy

From Bangkok to New Jersey

I sing my love aloud for Wessleeeyyy

THAD: This year you bet, gonna get out of here

The reign of Harwood is drawing near

I'll have the greatest Warbler career

It's gonna be awesome!

Look out world for the dawn of the day

Where everyone will do WHATEVER I SAY

I'll steal the gavel from Wesley one day

It's gonna be totally awesome!

EVERYONE: Back to show choir, blazers, and songs in the air

To snapping and solo hogs and Blaine's gelled-back hair…

*clapping* Back to striped ties and NERF wars and big marble stairs

To Fandom!Neff

Canon!Klaine

Wevid and

Still Blaine's hair!

It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Dalton, Dalton

Dalton, Dalton

Dalton, Dalton

Man I'm glad I'm back!