Beta-Reader: John-SP150.
A/N: This is my second fan fiction. Personally I don't think South Park gave Chef a worthy ending. I mean Chef ends up like a freaking pedophile and all and then he never returns again. No! I will give Chef a worthy ending in this fan fiction. It all begins awhile after: The Return Of Chef...
Darth Chef Strikes Back Chapter 1: The Attack of the Super Adventure Club
It' was a sunny day in South Park, and the South Park Mountain Scouts is having a meeting.
"Okay children! Big Gay Al is back again to take over the scouts!" Big Gay Al said happily, the kids cheering, "I also want you all to say hello to my co-scout leader: Mr. Slave!"
"Ohh, Jezuth Chrith."
"By the way, we are no longer the Mountain Boy Scouts - this is the first year we will allow girls into the scouts too and the first girl who have joined us today is Miss Bebe Stevens!" Bebe smiled nervously and waved.
"A girl Scouts really sucks now!" a boy said.
"Yeah! But I don't think she can handle it anyways." the other boy chuckled.
"Now, let's start the day with a-" Before Al could finish, a scout entered,
"Big Gay Al, Big Gay Al!"
"What is it, sugarplum?"
"There's no time for your gay jokes now, Big Gay Al! They're here!" the Scout exclaimed with fear.
"Who?" Big Gay Al asked.
"The Super Adventure Club!"
"What?"
"Yeah! They are on their way here and they have their Super Troopers with them too!"
"Quickly! Take all the children to safety! All the scout leaders grab your hunting rifles and come with me!"
"Oh, Jezuth Christh!"
Bebe looked around, scared as she was lead away to safety.
The scout leaders, meanwhile, took their weapons and waited at the door, without any phones - they had to defend themselves. Then the door began to burn and explode as Super Troopers stormed into the building,
"Oh, Jezuth Christh!"
"Kill them all!" Al called out. It was roughtly tied but in the end, the Super Troopers took complete control. Mt. Slave fell on the ground, bullets in his chest as blood pooled,
"Oh... Jezuth Christh..." he began to slip away.
"NO! NOOO! MR. SLAVE!" Big Gay Al cried as he watched his husband and friends lose their lives, "RETREAT!" The Scout Leaders fell back as the Super Troopers checked the area, freezing in place as a large black cyborg entered through the doorway, breathing heavily as he looked around before stepping forward.
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Bebe and the other Mountain Scouts stood in their safety room, all quite scared. Bebe really wished Kyle was here to keep her safe.
xXx
The Super Troopers lead a line of hostage scout leaders, beginning to execute them one by one. The cyborg was strangling Big Gay Al when a Super Trooper approached him,
"Darth Chef, we can't find the children!"
"Where are you hiding them? What has happened to the children?" Darth Chef asked.
"I won't tell you anything you rat! Go to hell!" Al said as Darth Chef began to strangle him harder,
"If this is a boys' scout camp, then where are the children!" Big Gay Al slowly died before Darth Chef tossed him away, "I want you to find those children! Don't kill them, I want them alive!" the Super Troopers spread out, finding the boys. Bebe managed to sneak away, finding a hunting rifle and trying not to cry as she realized what she needed to do.
"There is one, set for stun!" Four troopers stopped and ambushed her, as Bebe shot and fired, killing one, and crying rivers as the blood spattered on her face. She dropped the rifle and made a run for it,
"Stop her!" the Troopers tried to follow. She was finally hit with a dart, falling down as the Troopers caught up and began to scan her.
"She'll be all right. Tell Darth Chef we have a prisoner."
"Yes, sir!" The boys were captured and sent back to the Super Adventure Club while the dizzy Bebe was lead to Darth Chef,
"We found this girl trying to escape."
"A girl in the Mountain Scouts? I guess she will work out. They are all children after all."
"She killed one of our men with this hunting rifles, Darth Chef." the Super Trooper reported.
"A tough little girl I see. I like that..." Darth Chef replied.
"Who...Who are you?" Bebe asked, still dizzy.
"Oh, but tiny little Bebe, don't you remember me?"
Bebe looked, "Ch... Chef?"
"It's Darth Chef for you now, miss." Darth Chef replied.
"That's impossible! You died!" Bebe said.
"I died, but I've returned so I can once again make love to all of you children!" he replied.
"YOU DICK! KYLE WILL COME AND SAVE ME!" Bebe cried out.
"Of course, Bebe! Kyle and his little friends. I almost forgot about them. They will be my great finale and you will be a perfect bait for us to lead them into our trap."
"What...What are you talking about..."
"Oh you will soon enough find out Bebe...Take her away!" Darth Chef ordered.
"NO! KYLE!" she cried out.
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Kyle sat on his couch watching television, as the newsman came on, "Breaking news, as the South Park Mountain Scots have been invaded by some very strange terrorists. All the scout leaders are dead and all the children have disappeared."
"Wait a second! Wasn't Bebe there?"
"Twenty boys, and one young girl, nine-year-old Bebe Stevens, are missing."
"NO! BEBE!"
A/N: Where will they take Bebe and the rest of the boys? What will Kyle do about it? Find out in the next chapter of: Darth Chef Strikes Back. By the way for all of you who thought you should find out Darth Chef's destiny in this chapter has to wait a couple of chapters more with the rest of the other guys lol! XD
To Be Continued...