Adventure Time with Finn and Jake:

Relics of the Past

By: Kuroyami Fukaikuro

Adventure time belongs to its respective creators, Pendleton Ward and all else who own it. Rated t for potential swear words and eventual violence. And Assassins Creed belongs to Ubisoft and its creators.

Chapter One: Freed from the Ice

It was a bright, sunny day. Or at least it was in the rest of Ooo. Finn, now 16, and the Flame Princess, 15, were hanging out, getting ready for their usual activity: annoying the heck out of the Ice King.

Finn had stopped wearing his hat ever since he discovered a pre-war game series called "Assassins Creed". Finn thought that the main characters, Ezio and Altair, looked cool in their hoods. So he started wearing a hood and light body armor. He also managed to design and build a wrist blade and a hook blade. A hidden gun or poison gun was beyond his limited resources and skills.

Due to his many battles and adventures, he now had a number of noticeable scars: one on his face, on his cheek, from when he finally killed "the cat with approximate knowledge of possibility" (from Dungeon), and on his arm from a near-fatal battle with a group of why-wolves.

His family sword of Demon Blood was by his side, along with a dagger he got from winning the Fire Kingdom Games (with the help of Flambo's flame shield). It had the ability to catch on fire.

They were hiking up one of the ice mountains to sneak up on him, when suddenly, Finn tripped. He fell, and tumbled into a valley.

"Finn! Are you okay?" the Flame Princess called from the top of the valley.

"Ugh, yeah, I'm oka- holy math!"

"WHAT? What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong, it's just…"

"What?"

"There are people here. Humans, like me! But, they're frozen in the ice."

"How many are there?"

"Two… a boy and a girl."

"What do they look like?"

"Um… it's hard to see through the ice… can you come down here and help me unfreeze them?"

"Sure thing Finn."

Finn used his fire dagger and the Flame Princess shot some fire. The ice slowly melted, and the man and woman fell out of the ice. The man had grayish-silver hair, despite being young- perhaps in his twenties?- and had blood red pupils, with what was usually the white part of eyes being midnight black. He was wearing jeans, combat boots and a t-shirt with the words "Every good idea I ever had got me in trouble" on it. In his right hand was a sword unlike ones Finn had ever seen before- except in ninja movies.

"Whoa, what's this guy's deal?" Finn wondered aloud.

"Check out the girl…" Flame Princess said.

The girl had black hair with red highlights. She also looked to be in her twenties. Her eyes were ocean blue. She wore a skirt down to her knees and a long sleeved t-shirt. She also had on combat boots. She had a sword similar to the mans in her left hand. They were holding hands.

Both of the humans had a duffel bag and a backpack. There was a large box behind them, as if they spent their last moments defending it.

After successfully freeing the both of them, Finn used his field phone he got from Jake and called Jake and PB for help. Jake helped move both them and their stuff to the Candy Hospital.

"Doctor Ice Cream! Can you help them?" Finn asked.

"Yes. They should wake up in a week, two at the most.

"Alright. Thanks for your help guys."

"No problem Finn," PB said, "if it helps restore the human race and prevent their extinction, we have no problem helping. Perhaps they can tell us what it was like before the Mushroom War."

"Oh, yeah! Now I can learn about my peoples history!"

"That's great, Finn!" said Flame Princess. (Oh yeah, if you haven't figured it out by now, Finn and the Flame Princess are going out.)

"Well, we'll contact you when we see progress." Said Doctor Ice Cream.

"Thanks guys."

End of Chapter.

So guys, what do you think of my first work? Please review. But constructive reviews only please. No trollers or flamers. When I finish with this, any of my other works will probably feature these two humans.