ANOTHER ALL DIALOGUE :D

"Kid!"

"Lizzie~ I wub you thiiiiiis much!"

"He's totally drunk."

"Lizzie, gimme a kiss~"

"No!"

"Pweese?"

"Fine."

"Yay!"

"Ew, you taste like beer!"

"Hee, you taste like cherries~"

"Dude, I just had some a few minutes ago so of course I- Stop humping that pole!"

"But I'm horny Lizzie~! C'mere!"

"Stop stripping! No, let me go!"

"Lizzie knows she wants this~"

"Patty wants a giraffe!"

"Patty~ C'mere and join us! I have a huuuuuuge giraffe in my pants~"

"Kid! She's only fourteen! Oh my God stop stripping will you?"

"These pretty ladies are likin' what they be seein'!"

"Kid!"

"Yeeeees Lizzie?"

"Stop hugging my leg while you're half naked!"

"But Lizzie!"

"No buts! Damnit, where is Tsubaki?"

"I'm right here! What happ- Oh my God get him off!"

"Sexy lady! Big boobies~ Me likey."

"I'm so sorry Tsubaki!"

"Eep! Stop touching my boobs!"

"Take us home please! Bring Patty to your house though for fear of what Kid might do."

...

"Lizzie, gimme a kiss~"

"No. Would you stop humping everything?"

"But I'm horny and Lizzie won't satisfy my needs."

"Because you're drunk!"

"What if I wasn' drunk? Den would yah satisfy meee?"

"No!"

"Why noooooot?"

"Because I'm your friend and you have a girlfriend!"

"What if I dumped heeeer?"

"No!"

"Why noooooot?"

"Stop repeating yourself!"

"No!"

"Stop copying me!"

"No!"

"Damnit!"

"Lizzie!"

"Stop stripping!"

"But ohhhh~ The air feels sooo good!"

"Kid, cover yourself up!"

"No! You can't make me!"

"Lord Death, I need-"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Kid, give me my phone back!"

"Never!"

"Not in the-"

"Bye-bye phonie!"

"Down the toilet, really?"

"Do me!"

"Do you what?"

"Fuck me!"

"No!"

"Aw."

"Kid, go to bed!"

"Fiiiiine. Nightie Lizzie!"

"G'night."

...

"Lizzie, I'm still horny~"

"Go to bed!"

"...G'night..."

"Damn... He's such a handful when he's drunk."

I definantly need to continue this one. Ha, this made my brother almost piss his pants as he read it over. That's how hard he was laughing. Anyway, leave a review if you want~!