How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

By Draconsis

What happens when I want to write a new bio...I end up writing a fic...-_-;;;

Letsee...How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well...no body knows...but maybe the seishi do! Lets ask them one by one...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Miaka: Whutsha woodchuck? It is nice to eat?

Tamahome: *Calculates on fingers for a long time* Well, if I pay the woodchuck 2 ryou per day, and it has to chuck a minimum of 25 bits of wood per day...I can make 15 ryou!

Hotohori: *admires self in the mirror* It does not matter...I am still more beautiful than a woodchuck.

Nuriko: I CAN CHUCK MORE!!!!! *Demonstrates by throwing Tasuki into Tamahome* See?

Tasuki: *Tries to flame Tamahome* If I -REKKA SHINEN- flame it, it can't chuck anything can it?

Chichiri: Well, we can always as the woodchuck no da! Or Taiitsukun no da!

Chiriko: It will depend on how strong the woodchuck is, and the size of the wood it needs to chuck, the weather, the density of the wood, the type of wood, the size of the woodchuck, the area used for chucking, the gender of the woodchuck yada yada yada...

Mitsukake: Making a woodchuck chuck wood is animal abuse!!! We shall stop such unfeeling people! SIC HER TAMA-NEKO!

Tama-neko: Miraow!

((MIAO)) ((BIFF)) ((CRASH)) ((BANG))

I'll do the seiryu next if anyone wants!

And for the full, weird version with the SlamDunk guys and Flame of Recca, see my bio. Just click the review button, then review, the wait for it to say your review is okay, then close the window, scroll up and click Draconsis. VERY SIMPLE, ne?

R+R!!!

*Is struck down by lightning*