A/N:

This was based on 3 factors. 1] a crappy weekend 2] playing ME1while listening to music and 3] a comment I read on BSN. This stars my Renagon Shepard Mila. [ colonist/ ruthless] the song she sings along too is "They Say" by Scars on Broadway...HAVE FUN! :p

Mission Update 5: Made Him Scream

The Mako managed to land on its wheels after Shepard drove it off a cliff, with a giant, jarring thud.

Inside, Mila Shepard gleefully laughed.

"That was AWESOME!" She shouted over the rock music playing. She promptly put the Mako into top gear and floored it towards the next mountain... one that was even taller and steeper than the one they just drove off.

Kaidan gulped and looked at Wrex. If the warlord was just as frightened for his life, he didn't show it. "Commander, we could just drive though this ridge and we'll be at -" Kaidan began.

"IF YOU WERE ME, COULD YOU DEFEND THE GIVEN RIGHTS TO ALL OF MEN!" Shepard sang, off-key and loud, clearly ignoring him. The Mako continued its fast climb up the mountain.

Oh dear god we're going to die, Kaidan thought as he tightened his seatbelt.

The Mako reached the top of the summit, then stopped. There was time for a deep breath before Shepard launched the Mako off the cliff at a blinding speed.

Kaidan closed his eyes and began to silently pray as he felt his stomach lurch. Suddenly, a high-pitched, feminine scream filled the tank. The scream was so loud it could be heard over the music.

The Mako landed on its front wheels, then rocked back, before steadying.

Silence replaced the screaming and music.

For a minute, Kaidan thought he HAD died. But as opened his eyes, he knew he was still inside the Mako, still alive. Relief swept though him like wildfire, until Shepard peered around from the driver's seat. Her blue eyes were looking at... Wrex?

Kaidan followed her gaze to the Krogan. Wrex's eyes were wide with fear, and his reptilian skin had gone pale.

"What the hell was that, Wrex?" Shepard asked. "Did you actually scream?"

"That was you?" Kaidan asked, suddenly amused.

"Speak of this and I'll feed the both of you to a thresher maw," Wrex said, glaring form Shepard to Kaidan, while looking like he was about to throw up.

Shepard suddenly laughed at the top of her lungs, to which Kaidan found himself joining in. Out of all the things Wrex must have seen and done, it was a blond human woman's life-threatening driving skills that made the warlord scream...