Hi everybody! I know it has been a long time since I last updated this story, but my life was so busy with learning, exams and works that I really don't have time to continue. But I never forget this story and my lovely followers, so here is the next chapter! This time it wasn't beta-tested so please be gentle with me about my mistakes! (It isn't so easy to me write in English)
You have to know that this chapter was one of the few chapters I have in mind, when I started.
And I still don't own The Big Bang Theory or any characters of it.
Monday evening had always been Thai food's evening since Leonard had moved into Sheldon's apartment nine years ago. Today was no exception. And after a long time, there were only the four men in the apartment. Amy and Bernadette were in their labs while Penny was working her evening shift.
"Sheldon, are you going to eat with us or will you spend the whole evening in front of your desk?" Leonard asked sorting out the different meals.
"Just a moment, I've just finished my conversation with Amy about the next episode of 'Fun with Flags'," Sheldon answered closing his laptop.
"Are you still doing that?" Howard asked.
"Yes."
"And Frank is okay with that?" Howard asked again.
"Yes. Why wouldn't he?"
"I don't know," Howard shrugged. "I mean, it would bother me a little if Bernie spent a lot of time with her ex-boyfriend."
"I understand you," Raj acclaimed. "A 6,7 feet tall ex-boyfriend with lovely chocolate-skin is a real problem," he added. Howard just sniffed. Sometimes it still hurt him that before him, Bernadette had dated with Glenn.
"I don't think anyone has to worry about following Sheldon," Leonard remarked.
"Excuse me, but why not?" Sheldon asked and got up from the table with his arms twisted in front of himself. "Why do you think I wasn't a good boyfriend for Amy? I frequently brought her to restaurants where I paid, I bought her a tiara when I hurt her. And... she was seen by my side. Do you know what will it mean when I get the Nobel-prize?"
"Yes, but Frank doesn't have to afraid what Amy thinks of him when she sees him naked," Raj said nodding toward Howard who was shaking his head nervously.
"Okay, okay, can we change the subject?" he asked.
"Did you hear that Martin Campbell, the director of the Green Lantern movie wants to make a movie of Wonder Woman?" Raj asked them.
"Oh, dear Lord, does he want to ruin the halo of another member of the Justice Leauge?" Sheldon shouted.
"Relax, Sheldon, I suspect nobody will be interested in Wonder Woman's halo instead of her shape," Howard said. "Except you, of course. Anyway, who will play her?"
"We don't know yet," Raj answered. "But there are pages in the Internet where you can vote. I voted for Megan Fox. She has beautiful eyes and cute cheeks."
"I don't know," Leonard said. "I always thought no one can beat Lynda Carter in that role in beauty. But I was looking forward to see Adrianne Palicki."
"Since we talk about beauties, I would see Blake Lively in those hot pants and red top. If she comes to me with that lasso, I volunteer to beat out anything from me." Seeing the others' disgusts, he continued: "What now? You've never dreamt about being lashed by Wonder Woman?"
"I can't believe you are the first of us to marry," Raj shook his head in total disbelief.
"I think this will be true IF Bernadette says yes at the altar," Leonard noted.
"I have to admit I disappointed in you a little," Sheldon said interrupting the short silence in the room. "I think it is obvious who is the most beautiful Wonder Woman."
"Who?" Raj asked.
"Penny," Sheldon answered and slipped from his Mountain Dew.
"Penny?" Howard asked back.
"Do you think that our Penny is the most beautiful Wonder Woman?" Leonard asked too.
"I don't know what you mean by 'OUR' Penny, since she isn't the girlfriend of any of us or both of us, not to mention the fact that in the United States of America it is prohibited to own a person, but yes."
"But Penny told to me that you had said she'd been fat in that costume," Leonard said.
"No, I didn't say she was fat," Sheldon answered. "I said that I thought she were afraid that costume made her look fat," he explained. "Really, Leonard, we have all seen her in that costume. How could anyone think she was fat?"
"I've never thought Sheldon realised how a girl looked like," Raj added and they all smiled at the comment.
"I have eyes," Sheldon stated. "Of course I can tell how a woman looks like."
"Alright, we understand that, Sheldon, but we've never thought you were interested in."
"I don't say I'm interested in," he shook his head. "I said I could tell whether a woman is beautiful or not. And Penny is obviously beautiful."
"Okay, we all got that," Leonard finished the conversation. Altough he broke up with Penny a little while ago, and it happened with mutual agreement, he didn't like talking too much about her because he felt it was a mistake letting Penny go. "When are we going to start playing?"
"Gentleman, we are two minutes behind our schedule," Sheldon stated. "It means that we will cut half the first bowel-break. And Raj," he pointed the guy "you're going to get penalty points if you run out of your time."
"Dude, you are so rude," Raj answered. "You know Thai food starts up my metabolism."
The other part of the evening went with the regular routine.
During the night, Sheldon roused from his sleep. Someone was in his room. Someone was leaning toward the window and was lighted by the moonlight and streetlamps. It was a woman wearing hot pants, boots and a robe.
"Hello dr. Cooper," the shadow greeted him.
"Hello," he answered uncertainly and tried to pretend being invisible. "Please, leave my room. Nobody can be in my room."
"I'm not nobody," the shadow-woman stated firmly and she stepped closer to his bed.
"Yes, ma'am," he answered willingly. They stayed in silence for a few minutes, but eventually he couldn't stand asking, "Excuse me, but who are you?"
"Who am I?" she asked back and Sheldon could hear her amusement in her voice. "What do you think I am?"
Sheldon looked at the woman very carefully before he answered:
"You are Wonder Woman." He recognised her typical clothing and dark hair.
"You are very clever, dr. Cooper," the woman admitted and sat down to his bed. "I like genius and clever men," she continued and she touched Sheldon's arm lightly. He immediately pulled out his arm like it caught fire but it didn't bother the mysterious visitor who continued, "And you are a very special beautiful mind," she said leaning nearer and nearer to Sheldon's face.
"Yes, I am," he almost whispered gulping and breathing more rapidly.
"You know what is my superpower?" she asked leaning so near to Sheldon's face, he felt the woman's hot breathing.
"You have the Lasso of the Truth," he answered shyly.
"Yes, I have," she whispered and kissed Sheldon very gently. His eyes were wide-opened, but he didn't push her off, partly because he didn't dare and partly because the kissing was not bad at all. It was a strange feeling but he decided he let it go because she was Wonder Woman after all.
The woman assaulted his closed mouth with her tongue until he opened his lips a little with a deep moan. She took advantage of that movement and stuck her mouth through the hole into his mouth. But he couldn't stand that abuse and he gently pushed her off.
"Wasn't it good?" she asked. "Or are we a little shy, dr. Cooper?
"I... I..." he groaned while the woman was stroking his arms. Suddenly she climbed to the bottom of the bed and sat into Sheldon's lap.
"You are a man, dr. Cooper," she said smilingly. "A man who doesn't deserve any less than me," she leaned forward and kissed him again.
Sheldon felt that the resistence inside him was lesser and lesser with each second and an exciting feeling appeared instead of. It seemed inevitable and he knew Wonder Woman well enough to trust in her. Finally he didn't fight against the kisses and touches and he let himself drift with the events.
As the shadow-woman noticed his lesser resistence, she became more fearless and she laughed quietly to the darkness of the room. She slowly took of her clothes and she leaned above Sheldon naked.
"Touch me, dr. Cooper," she ordered.
Sheldon gulped and he put one hand to the woman's back shyly. He found it smooth and soft under his long fingers. Slowly he started drawing circles while the woman moaned contently. Sheldon took it as an encouragement and he lifted up his other hand and he touched her breast. He suddenly opened his eyes.
"Is there something wrong?" the shadow asked.
"No," he answered. "But it's very curious your breast feels like...," he looked at the smiling woman frightenedly.
"Like what?" she asked. He narrowed his eyes and examined her doubtfully.
"Are you really Wonder Woman?"
"You are a genius, dr. Cooper. And yet you don't know who I am?" she asked with a mocking smile and started laughing tilting her head back. When she leaned forward again to Sheldon's chest, the moonlight illuminated her hair. This time it was blonde.
"So who do you think I am?" she asked with a gently wide smile in her face when she lifted up her face. Sheldon stunned as he recognised her:
"Penny..." he whispered.
"Penny," Sheldon shouted and roused. He looked around in his room gasping. He was totally alone, there weren't any shadows between his furnitures.
"It was just a dream," he soughed he dreamt it he didn't know but at the moment he didn't care about it. He could calm down and sleep back. Perhaps it didn't bother his REM-cycle too much.
But there was a little tension inside of him. As he looked down at his bed, he noticed the little tent in the middle. He groaned as he realised that the dream was not without consequences. He loathed these moments when he felt like his body betrayed him.
He took some breath slowly and deeply to calm down his mind and body. But every time he closed his eyes, he saw the smiling, naked Penny leaning above him. He tried to use his Kolinahr-discipline but it failed at this time.
He got angry at himself. He had no other choice; he took wipes from his bedside table.
"Drat."
I just hope I didn't screw it in your eyes.
I don't know anything about Wonder Woman or the movie so I just made that up, I don't care who plays her. Reviews and comments are always welcome, their my encouragement to continue this story!