Takane was an alien living on the moon. Ushiromiya Krauss was a stupid person who had dreamed of going to the moon ever since he was a small, stupid kid. And he didn't grow less stupid as he grew up so he wanted to go to the moon even more.

Krauss built a spaceship by selling everything that belonged and didn't belong to him. He sold Natsuhi to some african tribe leader. A trip to the moon was worth it. He didn't sell the servants because no one was willing to pay much for old chairs and sofas.

Krauss got into his spaceship and flew to the moon. Surprisingly enough, he remembered to bring a space suit, something that was a majo accomplishment for a person as stupid as him. He put on the space suit and made footprints on the moon. He also planted a flag with the Ushiromiya family crest, because why the hell would he put up a japanese flag for his own achievement?

But just as Krauss was about to go back into his spaceship, the alien Takane grabbed him. "I am so lonely you should stay with me please don't go," she said.

"But I need to go back to earth so I can bring materials to build my moon resort," Krauss explained.

Tears appeared in Takane's eyes. They sparkled, making her eyes look like crystals.

"I have to go," Krauss said.

Takane lifted Krauss and smashed him into the ground so hard that it cracked and chunks of moon rock flew off. Krauss's skull cracked too and his brain floated into space. Takane was sad because she was lonely again now. She then rubbed her body against the spaceship for all eternity.