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Chapter 2: Dolphins are Gay Sharks
The Marine biology project had been long forgotten, well at least by one of the pair. As soon as Santana heard, 'Your mother and I have a business dinner. We'll be back around midnight' followed by the front door shutting, she had long forgotten the homework she and Britt had been doing.
The last few weeks had been crazy. Sectionals for Glee, massive amount of homework before midterms, and taking over Cheerios left Santana very little Brittany time. Not that it meant anything. She just needed to release some stress. Who better to do it with then her Britt Britt?
Santana smirked to herself as she felt Brittany giggle underneath her. She felt the blonde's arms wrap tightly around her waist. She kissed the dancer's neck lightly.
"San." The blonde spoke softly.
Santana could feel herself rolls her eyes. She wasn't about to stop what she was doing to answer the curious girl. A muffled 'hhmm' was all the sound that came from caramel skinned girl.
"What do you think about Dolphins?" Brittany put her hands on the sides of Santana cheeks, making the other girl look at her.
"They are gay." Santana grunted out in frustration, as she tried to lean forward and kiss Brittany on the lips. Much to her frustration and disappointment she was stopped.
"What makes you say that?" The curious glint in the blonde's eye told Santana she wasn't getting away without an explanation.
"Most dolphins people interact with just do shows and tricks for treats. They are supposed to be almost as smart as humans." Santana knew it didn't make much sense. But from being dragged out of a completely awesome make-out sessions to stupid questions, her mind really didn't have time to adjust.
"What about sharks?" She asked softly, leaning down and kissing the brunette on the cheek.
"They are mean and aggressive. Beat each other up and stupid shit." Santana leaned forward and kissed Brittany roughly on the lips. She pulled tightly on the girls hips slowly grinding her hip bone into her. Santana was hoping those were all the questions that were going to be asked. She was ready to 'gets her mack on.'
Britt tangled her fingers up in Santana's hair and kissed her back greedily.
"Kurt is gay. He likes to dance and sing for applause. The football players are mean and aggressive with Kurt because he is gay but Kurt even played football. So the football players are like sharks. Kurt is like a dolphin. So since he played football he is a shark too? DOLPHINS ARE JUST GAY SHARK!" Brittany let her mind shut down academically for the evening. She decided to let physical activity, Santana was obviously trying to get into, take over.