This was originally posted on fanfictionDOTnet in 2012. This has been updates several times and the original one is currently being updated.

Peter, Sonic, and Link. The Cross-over Crystals By Godzilla2915

Chapter 1: Peter and the Red Crystal

World: Quahog

In a peaceful city called Quahog, there is a lovely and safe street call Spooner Street. On this street, everyone has well and perfect lives, where everyone takes good care of their children and listen to their smart and responsible spouses, and where people who tries and steal this story or any ideas are gay and then will gets vasectomies, and…and… ah ha ha ha ha ha!

"Ok ok, you got me. That was all a lie, except the stealing part! Hello, my name is Peter Griffin. I would love to describe what I look like, but you guys already know that since you are all teenagers or older, you have all watched Family Guy and pretty much know who everyone is. But if you are younger than a teenager, GET THE HELL OFF THIS FANFICTION! Your parents will not want you reading this! So you should do something else your smart and wise parents will allow you to do, like play Call of Duty...The sex addition. Now that the intro is out of the way, I will show you all why my description of Spooner Street is a lie." Peter took out a remote and then pressed a button.

(BOOM)

The explosion shook Peter's entire house. We then see Peter's wife, Lois Griffin, running out of their house through the front door. "PETER GRIFFIN, what the hell are you doing!"

Peter started acting snooty to his wife "Well for your information Lois, me and the gang are digging in the front yard to search for buried treasure." explained Peter as he points to his friends digging while oblivious to how Lois is acting to all this.

"What makes you think there's buried treasure in our front yard!"

Peter now has a large American flag flapping behind him and started giving a speech. "Because that is the American way. It is our duty (heah heah heah) to get rich and fat, and were women can read evil books about a stupid girl wanting a threesome with pitiful excuses for a vampire and a werewolf, and were almost all the movies these days are remakes, the government always laugh everytime someone says we have rights of our own."

"But what does that have to do with… You know what, screw it. I don't want to get a migraine."

So Lois went back into the house to leave the gang; which includes Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Brian, back to digging. Two hours had past and the gang dug one hundred feet below the surface. Everyone, except Peter, stared getting tired from digging. Joe was the first to speak out. "Peter, we've been digging for hours. Can we stop now?"

"Not until we find treasure, or we dig straight to hell and barge in on a Michael Jackson concert."

(Cutaway Gag)

Michael Jackson is singing 'Thriller' in a stadium filled with demons. one demon said, "This guy's too talented to torture."

"But it's still kind of mess up he's a pedo." said another demon.

(End Cutaway Gag)

"Peter, when will you ever learn?" asked Brian in a annoyed tone.

"Hey, Michael Jackson IS in hell, he's still a pedophile." Peter said.

Brian then commented as the raging atheist he is, "No not that, nothing about any religion is real, and they cause nothing but most of our world's problems." (CoughHitlercough)

"Yeah yeah, keep talking author. Make me the bad guy."

Well at least I don't give babies herpes. Hey Quagmire, bitch about him.

"F**k you Brian, people have rights to their faiths and their opinions and who are you to judge? You f**king piece of sh*t. And stop sh*ting on my lawn!"

"Oh looks you talking." Brian folded his arms. "I've done a lot of crap, but not as many Korean women you're holding captive in your suitcase ... which we're not doing anything about."

While Brian and Quagmire are arguing, Peter hit something hard with his shovel. "Hey I think I hit something?" So everyone started digging where the object is. "Oh boy, I hope it's a new tooth. I always loose teeth when I was a kid and every time they go under my pillow, it disappears. Then some loser left their dollar there."

After the dirt was cleared, Peter picked the object up and brushed off the remaining dirt. Peter's eyes widen with amazement at his new treasure. It is a red crystal roughly twice the size as a football that was giving of heat. Peter showed the crystal to his friends. They gathered around and felt the warmth it was giving off.

"It's amazing!" said Joe.

"It's fantastic!" said Brian.

"It's warm, giggity." you know who said.

"IT'S THE DARK CRYSTAL! Quick, hide it from the Skeksis!" Brian looked up at Peter and told him otherwise.

"Peter that was just in a movie and the Dark Crystal is not red, whatever red looks like. But there is something mysterious about this. …. Anyone here ever watched that movie?" As everyone answered no, Brian got a closer look at the crystal. "There appears to be an inscription on it, but I can't make it out. We should bring it to the museum."

But Peter gave Brian a different idea. "Screw that, Brian. We should have people pay money to see it. We'll be loaded!"

Brian shook his head. "That is a stupid idea. You can't just ... Peter." Brian looked around and found that Peter was no in the hole.

Peter already had set up a stand back above ground with the crystal in a glass case in just under a few seconds. "Step right up to see the mysterious crystal for only $50 bucks!" Then the sunlight shined on the crystal, which caused it to start glowing. Peter turned to the crystal and noticed what is happening. "Make that $100 bucks!"

Quagmire and Brian helped Joe up and they saw people paying Peter money. Joe and Quagmire went to Peter and saw all the cash. "Woah, your making twice as much than your job." complemented Joe.

Peter looked at all the money he was getting. Greed filled his mind. "This crystal is a miracle, and not those boring ones Jesus did, except that wine one. I just know that from now on, this baby will bring happiness in my life!"

World: Unknown

In a dark and vast underground world were the only light sources are scarce crystal shards sticking out of the ground and ceiling, there is a Central American style pyramid. In the pyramid there is a room that has a wall with writing on it, similar to the one on the red crystal, which also included pictures. One picture had three objects in it, one of which started glowing red.

Afterwards, someone came walking into the room while making metal clinking noises with his feet. With a bored look in his glowing green eyes, he slowly turned his head and noticed the phenomena. "...Can it be?" He got closer to the carving and stared into the glow. He placed a flat hand on the carving and felt its warmth. "It is ... our destiny has finally started!" His horrifying voice echoed through the room. In the dark shadows, green eyes began glowing. The tall figure turned and looked at the eyes. "What we have been waiting and preparing for so long have finally begun, the first crystal has been activated!" He held out his arms which appeared to have four hands on each. "My followers; prepare yourself to travel to the home world of the 'fat man of resistance' for a little...visit!"

Meanwhile, far away from the pyramid, there is a city made of green stone. It has many more light producing shards than the pyramid has. A large palace with a statue of a giant green eye above the main entrance stood at the center of the city.

Inside, an old shaman woman with tan skin and green eyes was praying in a circle of torches. But then all of the torches went out, leaving the room in darkness. "Hmph" was her only response, thinking it is only an annoyance. That was until on a part of the wall, a red carving glowed just like in the pyramid. The old woman saw this and got up in a rush. She held her staff up and produced a light that shown the rest of the carvings. With a determine look, she headed toward a window overlooking the pyramid hidden in the darkness, knowing that whatever lays there knows the activity too. "The first chosen one has awakened the crystal. Soon, you're nine years of terror to this world will finally be vanquished...Master Maskus!"

World: Quahog

It has been three days since Peter and his friends found the crystal. They were still using it as a side show. At the Griffin's household, everyone was in the kitchen discussing about the crystal.

"You should really bring that crystal to an archaeologist, Peter." Lois explained to Peter.

Peter refused to listen. "No way; besides, it's making more money than my old job that I quit yesterday."

(Cutaway Gag)

Peter is giving the bird to his boss Angela. "Here's an ostrich Angela. Oh and by the way, I quit." Peter walked out of the room.

"He'll be back. Unless they decide to kill me off."

(End Cutaway Gag)

You did WHAT? Lois yelled.

"I quit my job, didn't you see the flashback?"

Peter's son, Chris spoke to him. "Dad, that wasn't a good idea. That crystal is still glowing, it might turn into an evil monkey that is actually evil."

Then Monkey, the last supposedly evil monkey came into the scene. "Chris does have a point there."

"Yeah, or that crystal could get us into a crazy adventure." said Peter's daughter, Meg.

"Shut up Meg, that will never happen." He got up from his chair. "Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to start the side show."

When Peter went outside to open his side show; Chris, Meg, and Monkey began working on a plan to get the dangerous looking crystal to an archaeologist. "We have to get that crystal away from him." said Monkey. "And I have something that could work to distract all those people, and Peter."

Meanwhile, in a child's room in the house, there is a certain baby with a football shaped head...no, not Arnold; it's Stewie Griffin, Peter's youngest child. He was controlling a robot wasp filled with toxins through a device with a screen showing Lois. "With my new invention, I will finally kill Lois, then I will gain enough confident to take over the world and then finally, Victory Shall Be Mine! ... Yep, finally brought that back. Good job there, Stewie."

Stewie controlled the robot wasp to fly down stair toward Lois. When Lois saw the wasp, she swatted it with a fly swatter.

Stewie's eyes popped up as the machine was smashed by an effortless attack. He fell over onto the floor and began crying. "Oh it's hopeless! I will never kill Lois or take over the world. I'll just remain a bisexual that will probably grow up to be a thirty year old virgin that will live in a rundown apartment and who works in an electronic store, than have my past-self making my life worse! Hm, that can be an episode." Stewie dropped his head into his hands. "Oh if only I could have help in being evil." While Stewie was crying, someone was patting him on the head with a strange, flat, fabric like hand.

"There there child...I can still see hope in you, and this world." said the mystery man.

Stewie knocked the hand off. "Oh blankie, cut that out! I told you before that I have Robert the teddy bear. Try to find someone else who's single and-." Then Stewie turned around and saw that it was not a blanket that was comforting him, but someone else. The person was wearing a brown cloak with green strip around the bottom and going down the side of the cloak. He had four hands attached to each sleeve, but its real hands aren't showing. He also has large shoulders with spikes sticking out of them. On its chest there was a green symbol of an eye half-opened. Lastly, Stewie saw that it is wearing a serious and angered looking tribal mask with glowing green eyes. "Ahhhh...who the deuce are you?!"

The mystery person then said, "I am the one that will help you, Stewie." he got closer as Stewie stood up. "You want to take over this world, and I can help you. You shall be my new ally to aid me in my destiny." Stewie nervously asked what the cloaked man's name was. "I am someone that knows what all worlds need. I know what will be and shall be. I am the one that controls an ancient army that will soon be able to eliminate any threat to our perfect world. I am ... Master Maskus!"

When Stewie heard Maskus's name, he broke out laughing. "Mask...us, ah ha ha ha ha ha! You have that kind of name? It's like when I called my pet hermit crab, hermit crab."

(Cutaway Gag)

Stewie is talking to his new pet hermit crab. "Your name is now hermit crab, hermit crab."

The hermit crab looked up to his new owner and said, "You racist prick."

(End Cutaway Gag)

End of Chapter

A/N: The characters I own are Maskus, the creatures with him, and the old woman, but I do not own the old woman's specific race, which are the Green Eye People.

Logical Criticism is welcome.