This story has SPOILERS about On My Way in it. You have been warned!

This fic is based on a list of spoilers and "spoilers" fans have posted on Twitter. The list of these "spoilers" comes from AnimeJune on tumblr (and twitter), based on what she found from other Gleeks posts on twitter. (The moral of the story is basically don't believe everything you read on Twitter). It is also a parody of the funny (and sometimes annoying) things about Glee.

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee (sadly)

Sunday, 4:00 p.m.: Lima Bean

Kurt and Rachel were hanging out, reading magazines, drinking coffee, and having some much needed down time. Regionals was on Saturday afternoon, and they knew they'd be working hard when they went back to school the next day. All was going well until Sebastian walked up to them.

"Well well well," he said. "If it isn't a young Barbra Streisand and an old Betty White. Where's Gay Cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?"

"We can't come here anymore," Kurt said to Rachel. Sebastian seemed to show up every time he went to the Lima Bean, and it was really strating to piss him off. He wouldn't be surprised if he walked into the bathroom and found his toothbrush and a sleeping bag.

"I brought and engagement gift for you." Sebastian held out an envelope to Rachel. She opened it with a smile, which quickly turned to dusgust after she saw what was inside, a photo of a guy who had red high heels and some very brown parts.

"That thing is photoshopped!" cried Rachel. "His thing is not that small, or brown!" She wrinkled her nose in disgust.

"And he could never fit into those pumps," added Kurt.

"Just think," said Sebastian. "From now until eternity, every time someone Googles 'Finn Hudson', they'll be treated to that. And dozens just like it. That's the beauty of the internet. It stays with us forever."

"What do you want, Sebastian?" asked Rachel, annoyed and disgusted.

"I want a guaranteed Regionals win so I want you to drop out. McKinley gets home court advantage this year, and you're gonna come down with asian bird-flu, or whatever Tina Blowhen-Wang just had."

"But that is show choir terrorism," said Rachel.

"You give a bad name to the entire gay community," said Kurt.

"And you give the gay community cutting-edge fashions usually only seen on Puerto-Ricna Pride floats," Sebastian retorted.

"I'm sorry," Kurt said. "I can't hear you over your giant horse teeth."

"You have 24 hours to drop out, Rachel," Sebastian said, getting back to the point. "Or I press the 'upload' button." He walked away, knowing he had Rcahel, and the rest of the New Directions, right where he wanted them.

Monday, 11:30 a.m.: McKinley hallway

Kurt was at his locker, staring adoringly at his framed photo of Blaine. Just then, someone closed the door and he jumped back a bit. "Oh!" he said when he saw that it was Blaine. You scared me a little."

"Come on," Blaine said, grabbing his hand. and pulling him down the hallway.

Kurt had to laugh. "Where are you taking me?"

But Blaine didn't say a word. He just laughed along with Kurt and dragged him all the way into the auditorium. He ran to grab a stool from the right wing of the auditorium. and place it in the center downstage area of the stage. He grabbed Kurt and pulled him over to the stool. "Sit," he said. ". Before I met you, my life was a mess. I felt like no one understood me, and that no one really cared about me. I met a guy when I was in 8th grade. He seemd to really like me, and I liked him. So one day I asked him out. He-he laughed in my face. Turns out he wasn't really gay, he just wanted me to admit that I was so he could get the whole school to make life a living hell for me. In freshman year, I though I had a fresh start. Then came the Sadie Hawkins dance, and well, you know what happened." He paused, and took a deep breath. "One day, I decided I had had enough, and tried to kill myself." Blaine grabbed to microphone beside him and signaled for Brad to begin playing.

Life's too short to even care at all oh
I'm losing my mind losing my mind losing control
These fishes in the sea they're staring at me oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
A wet world longs for a beat of a drum
Oh

If I could find a way to see this straight
I'd run away
To some fortune that I should have found by now

Uhh ch ch ch ch

Life's too short to even care at all oh
I'm coming up now coming up now out of the blue
These zombies in the park they're looking for my heart
Oh oh oh oh
A dark world aches for a splash of the sun oh oh

If I could find a way to see this straight
I'd run away
To some fortune that I should have found by now

And so I run to the things they said could restore me
Restore life the way it should be
Waiting for this cough syrup to come down

Life's too short to even care at all oh
I'm losing my mind losing my mind losing it all

If I could find a way to see this straight
I'd run away
To some fortune that I should have found by now

So I run to the things they said could restore me
Restore life the way it should be
Waiting for this cough syrup to come down

One more spoon of cough syrup now

One more spoon of cough syrup now

Kurt applauded, and Blaine smiled. "You know something? Transferring to Dalton made things a little better, but things didn't really look up until the day I met you."

Kurt ran up to Blaine, threw his arms around his neck, and kissed him, which soon turned into a heavy makeout, and an awkward moment for Brad. But he was used to those, since he always seemed to be in the choir room for everyone's "private moments".

Monday, 3:00 p.m.: Choir room

Everyone in Glee Club was sitting on the benches waiting for rehearsal to begin. Well, almost everyone. Rachel and Quinn were nowhere to be found.

"Alright, everyone!" said Mr. Shue. "Regionals is this week, so we have to get to work. But first I'd like to welcome back Blaine Anderson!"

Blaine stood up and everyone applauded. "Thanks, guys," he said. "It's really great to be-"

"That's nice Blaine," interrupted Rachel as she marched in the room. "But I have something more important to say right now. Everyone, I'm dropping out of Regionals." Rachel had spent all night coming up with a plan, since she couldn't tell the Glee club about the picture, and she had finally come up with an idea that would not only get her out of Regionals, but would make her the big star on Saturday no matter who got the big solo she was bound to be offered for the competition.

Everyone ignored Rachel's rudeness, however, and began to panic. But Tina was confused. "Hold up for a sec, guys. Why are we freaking out? We've done two competitions without Rachel, and won both of them. I don't see why- "

"Shut up, Tina," said Puck. "Can''t you see we're having a crisis here?"

"Yeah," agreed Santana. "And besides, you never do anything that matters anyway, so why should we listen to you?"

"Guys, back on topic," said Rachel. "I can't compete in Regionals because... Finn and I are getting married Saturday night!"

Everyone started yelling out things at Rachel and Finn all at once, except for Finn. He didn't know what to say, so he froze and freaked out on the inside.

"So, Finn and I have to go plan now, but since I'm orgainizing most things he'll still be able to compete." She grabbed Finn and dragged him out the door. "Oh, and girls and Kurt? We're all going bridesmaids dress shopping after school tomorrow! I"ll text you the details!"

Everyone stared at each other, dumbfounded. After a few minutes of awkward silence. Mr. Shuester finally spoke up. "Okay, I know that was a little wierd," Or more than a little weird, he thought "But we have a lot of work to do, so let's get to it!"

"But Mr. Shue," said Sam. "How are we going to compete without Rachel, or practice if Finn's not here?"

"Yeah, and where's Quinn?" asked Puck.

"Guys," said Tina. "If you'd just listen to me-"

"Shut up Tina," said Artie

"I'm right here," said Quinn as she walked into the room. "And I brought a surprise. You all know Joe Hart, right?" The rest of the Glee clubbers nodded. "Good, because he wants to join Glee club."

Joe walked in, carrying his guitar, and waved. "Hey guys."

"Thanks, Quinn," said Mr. Shue. He turned to Joe. "I'd usually have you sing a song to audition, but we don't have a lot of time since Regionals are on Saturday. But I guess we already know you can sing since you did the singing telegrams with the God Squad last week. Now let`s get started on our setlist for Saturday!"

"Great, cause I have an awesome song idea, and-"

"Shut up, Tina," said Mr. Shue.

Tuseday, 11:45 a.m.: McKinley Cafeteria

Quinn, Mercedes, Tina, and Kurt were all sitting together in the cafeteria, eating lunch. Well, they weren't really eating. All they could do was talk about the wedding on Saturday.

"Guys, we have to stop that wedding," said Quinn.

"Agreed," said Kurt. "But how? We have to focus on Regionals if we want to beat Sebastian-I mean, the Warblers, so we won't have much time to talk her out of it, and since she's not competing with us, she's wrapped up in her wedding plans 24/7."

"Well, we are going bridesmaid dress shopping with her after school today," said Mercedes. "Well, Quinn isn't but I'm sure one out of the three of us will be able to tear her away from the dresses for a few minutes to talk some sense into her."

"Actually, I did have something like that in mind," said Quinn. "And by the way, I am coming with you guys. I told Rcahel I'd be there this morning before class."

"What did she say?" asked Mercedes.

"She seemed really happy, which goes perfectly with my plan." She smiled slyly. "Oh, when I'm through with her..."

"Quinn?" Kurt waved his hand in her face. She instantly snapped back into reality.

"Sorry," she said. She didn't realize she'd been staring into space.

"I still don't see what's wrong with Finn and Rachel getting married," said Tina. "I mean, they love each other, and-"

"Shut up, Tina." said the others.

Well, that's the end of Part 1! Will the New Directions manage to win Regionals? Will Quinn's plan to ruin the Finchel wedding work? Will Tina ever get to finish a sentence? And how does Karofsky fit into all of this? (You though I forgot about him, didn't you?)

You'll find out the answers to these questions and more, if you REVIEW! (And please review fast since I want the whole story posted before the episode airs this Tuesday!)

P.S. Go to AnimeJune's tumblr page to see the list of spoilers this fic is based on (I didn't include many in this part, but there will be lots of them in the next part!)