Warnings: Grammar mistakes (as always), implied smut (?), Kairi and Namine as yaoi fangirls and many, many more.

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"A puny, but shy whimper escaped Zexion's throat as he arched into Riku's sinful touch. Though bitterness and longing misted his crystalline cerulean eyes, Zexion could not help - albeit reluctantly - but succumb to the desire of gliding his trembling hands against his lover's stoic chest-"

"No!"

Namine, startled by Kairi's sudden outburst, stopped writing on her notebook and turned around to look at a slightly flabbergasted Kairi. "What?" Namine asked in a childlike tone.

"That's not right. You have not made Zexion moan. You need to make him moan adorably." the cheery-haired girl snatched the book and blue-inked pen gently from the Nobody. "Lemme do it, Kay?" she smiled sweetly at a blinking Namine, giving her a 'v' sign, assuring Namine that she would not mess the whole plot.

"Zexion rolled his head from side to side, pleasure coursed through his body like a poison - and deep down, he knew this was a sinful mistake. He shouldn't, couldn't let himself fall this deeper. But...Zexion's eyes widened when he felt a foreign sensation flooded his nerves, his arms stretched forward to hold on to Riku. 'Ehnn...R-Riku...'" Kairi grinned impishly before she continued.

"Riku noticed his lover's state and in his trance, Riku captured Zexion lips against his."It'll be alright, love. Let it go-"

"Wait!" this time, it was Namine's turn to disturb her friend. She scooted closer to Kairi, whispering, "I want a protective Riku." she said.

"Eh? I don't know how to..."

"Then let me do it."

Kairi pondered for a second and when she finally made her decision, she handed the notebook to Namine.

"Riku sighed laboriously after their rounds of love making. Here, he intertwined his arms around sleeping Zexion and cradled him protectively. Riku was afraid. He feared that someone, somewhere in this world planning to take his most treasured person away from him. No, Riku's jaws clenched. No one would have the chance to do such thing. He would protect Zexion with his life. He would be his shield, his weapon ad his everything. Then-"

"Then Riku confessed his undying love to Zexion, get married and have lotsa babies!" male's voice squealed in a happy tone beside the girls.

Kairi and Namine spun around, noticing a bouncy Sora sitting next to them. Maybe he had been there for a while. They just didn't notice it. "We can't do that!" Kairi retorted. "Happy ending is impossible without sex, obstacles and dramas!" Sora blinked, Namine giggled. Then the keyblade user pouted, "Whatever. And you forget the fact that Zexion can be loud during sex." At this, the female Nobody nodded. "Riku is very animalistic in bed-"

Riku twitched, "Stop pretending like I'm not here!" he hollered from across the room.

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Written by Wookie

Written for Silver VI (Because I'm being generous today, bee. ;p)