A/N- Well let's be honest here, you've seen so many stories like this, but we feel ours is unique. We combine a lot of animes, though Slayers is essentially the main one, and unlike most fics like this, we aren't directly following the Sailor Moon story line. We'll deviate. It's no fun if we don't. The main animes in this fic are Slayers, Rurouni Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, Fushigi Yuugi, Pokemon, Utena, Magic User's Club, Gundam Wing, and Card Captor Sakura. There are a few more, but ya know those are the main ones.
Baka Publishing In Association with Jellyfish Productions Present....
"Bishounen Senshi Sailor Bish!"
Part 1:
Soldiers
And One and Two...
(Senshi: To Ichi To Ni)
Writing By Kelly O'Connor (KellyChan)
With assistance in the minor characters by Bethany Eshnaur (Robochar)
Original Concept By Kelly O'Connor, Bethany Oxley, and Bethany Eshnaur.
**Fighting Evil By Moonlight!**
**Eating chicken by daylight**
**Always ready for a real fight**
**They are the one's named Sailor Bish!**
**They will never turn their backs on their friends**
**They are always there to defend**
**But they think sailor briefs feel like Depends!TM**
**They are the one's named Sailor Bish**
**Sailor Moon**
"Umm... What was my line again."
**Sailor Mercury**
"Bubbles? Damn you Re-- Well Just damn you!"
**Secret Powers oh so new to them**
**Bishounen who are called Sailor Bish**
**To wear their skirts they must now keep trim**
**Magical Boys Named Sailor Bish!**
**They are the one's Sailor Bish!**
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"Hey Zel?" a young blonde man said as he tapped his feet.
"Yes Gourry," another young man looked up from the book he was reading.
"I'm bored, let's go out to eat," Gourry said as he tapped his fingers.
"That's because you have severe attention deficit problems," Zel said.
"Huh?"
"Never mind Gourry," Zel sighed, "Gourry some of us just don't eat for fun. Besides I'm reading and you know I don't like going out in public unless I have too. I'll go to school because everybody knows me there and I'll go to the library because everybody knows me there, and I'll.... because I don't really have a choice."
"You're at the top of the class in every exam Zel, you don't need to study," Gourry looked down at the title of Zel's book, "Herbal Cures for Magical Conditions," he made sure and pronounced the 'h' on herbal, "Oh you aren't studying, you're still looking for that cure of yours... You wanna order a pizza?"
"Yes Gourry I'm still looking for a cure, and pizza is fine. Personal pan with olives and extra cheese please," Zel said setting his book down momentarily. He headed over to the window and pulled open the blinds. "The sky looks strange tonight, it's like bright yellow." Gourry walked over to the window.
"Looks like my hair, earlier today it looked like your skin, nice and blue," he said bluntly. Zel looked at him angrily.
"Gourry!! If you weren't my best friend... I'd... Oh never mind!" he said and headed over to call in the pizza. Twelve cheese pizzas five meat lovers and one personal pan with olives and extra cheese.
"Gee Zel, It's a good thing your great grandpa left you so much money, otherwise we'd never be able to eat like this," Gourry said. Zel nodded, "Course guess it's the least he could have done." Zel nodded a little more vigorously.
The pizza came forty five minutes later. The workers were used to taking orders from Zelgadiss Greywords, the tall blonde that they assumed was Zelgadiss always answered the door with a huge smile on his face, tipped well, and always got a personal pan pizza a long with the others... presumably for a pet. This time though the pizza man ran off frightened before Gourry could even pay him. "What's up with him?" Gourry said.
"I don't know," the chimera answered. He set down his book and opened up his pizza only to find... an empty box and a little yellow winged creature with a crescent moon on his forehead and pizza sauce all over his mouth. The little yellow animal smiled, "Kerberos! You stupid stuffed toy! Why did you have to eat my pizza when Gourry has seventeen," Zel said frustrated.
"I have information on new Senshi that I'm not sure Gourry can comprehend, Kero said.
"Huh?" Gourry replied. Zel and Kero both rolled their eyes.
"I think I've found the third one... the supposed guardian Sailor Mars," Kero said with pride.
"Great, I guess...what's his name," Gourry asked.
"His name is Tasuki and he lives at a temple up the way with his grandfather Master Roshii and some lady who just won't leave him alone, he goes to a private school and he's very popular there," Kero provided.
"Alright fine then let's go get him, I have this sadistic urge to make other high school boys wear sailor fukus," Zel said with a smirk.
"Zel... that's just plain mean," Gourry said as he finished off the sixteenth pizza, he sighed, "Ever since that day I got that really, really, really, really, really, really bad test on my exam, life has never been the same...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback: Sailor Moon/Gourry Gabriev~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Name: Gourry Gabriev
Blood Type: I forgot
Birthday: Can't remember but I always get presents on it.
Age: Sixteen
Likes: Swords, Football, Baseball, Food, Swords, and Food.
Dislikes: My brother's yellow rat, when people take my food, dressing in women's clothing.
Friends: Heero Yuy, but I make more. I'm new here.
Home: Musahino Prefecture, Tokyo, Japan. (How did I remember that)?
My name is Gourry Gabriev and I'm a sixteen-year-old student at Hayajaka's Academy for mostly Bishounen in Tokyo, Japan. I don't know how I got in considering I must not be that Bishounen because I've never had a girlfriend. Someone must think I'm Bishounen because even I know I didn't get in on smarts. I live with my dad Rowdy Gabriev and my mom Meriloon Gabriev. She's really short and I don't know why. Oh yeah, I also have a younger brother named Sastoshi Gabriev. He's kind of annoying. He's got this whole thing about wanting to be the very best. I wish he would just be more laid back. My friend Zelgadiss had the same problem, look where it got him. I wonder why my parents gave Satoshi a Japanese name... no one else in our family has one... Hmm...My mom Meriloon is pretty cool. Sometimes she can be mean, but she's a really good cook. I love food. Hmm, well I suppose I should tell you my story.
~~()~~
"Oh look this little yellow stuffed toy thingy has bandages on his head," Gourry said stating the obvious, as he came across a small creature while walking to school one day. "Let me take them off. I bet you're all better by now," Gourry reached down and pulled the bandages off the yellow furry winged things head, there was a moon shaped bald spot underneath, "Oh yellow toy has a bald spot!" The yellow thingy put it's hand on it's hips.... yeah seriously. It then proceeded to bite Gourry's finger.
"I am not a stuffed toy! I am Kerberos guardian of the Moon Prince, and this is not a bald spot. It is the mark of the crescent moon, which I protect," the yellow guardian thingy said.
"Cool..." Gourry shook his head, "Hey did you just talk?" Kero nodded, "Listen I better be getting to school because I have to umm.... talk to my friend Heero about something. That girl, Relena won't leave him alone." Gourry ran off in utter disbelief, did his mom put some special herbs in his breakfast?
"I'll be seeing you later... Sailor Moon," Kero said quietly and walked to the Gabriev's house.
It's nighttime in the city of Tokyo and Gourry is going to get some pizza. He figures nothing is better than a nice pizza when you get a thirty percent on your exam. Even Jueki Tylor got a better grade than him... he never studies. "Lucky," Gourry mumbled to himself as he ate another meat lover's pizza. Normally he wouldn't care if he got a bad grade. He'd get into college on a baseball or fencing scholarship after all, but when he went home Satoshi's squeaky yellow rat thing took it out of his hands and showed it to his mother. Meriloon was very angry. "Gourry," she had said, "You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but you can do better than this!" And she kicked him out of the house for the night. It wasn't so bad though. Heero was supposed to be meeting him for dinner, but he was unfashionably late and Gourry wondered why. His question was quickly answered when he heard a girly scream and a, "That was my best spandex!" from outside. Gourry paid and quickly ran outside to find Heero complaining about a giant rip in his spandex shorts and a weird looking woman with pink anti-gravitational hair fighting a masked red headed girl in a tuxedo and top hat. Gourry ran over and pulled the tuxedoed girl out of the way.
"What are you doing fighting!" Gourry asked. "I mean come on.... and how did Heero get involved in this."
"I am Jessie! General of my elated master Giovanni. And I will punish you for interrupting my fight," the pink haired woman said with a toss of her hair.
"Ugh.... I can't hit girls, what should I do?" he looked over at Heero who seemed to be stuck to the wall.
"Just hurry up and do something I can't move!" Heero said and then fell unconscious. Gourry looked truly panicked. Just then though the little yellow crescent moon animal hopped up into his arms.
"Gourry take this and say, Moon Prism Power Make-up!," the little creature said as it handed Gourry a small wand and hopped out of his arms.
"Uhhh... Moon prism power make-over?" he said.
"That's close enough," Kero said! Gourry cocked an eyebrow when he heard odd music beginning to play. The words "Sailor Moon" seemed to echo across the pizza parking lot. Gourry felt himself begin to spin. It was then that Heero regained consciousness.
"Great, my shorts rip and I wake up to cheesy seventies porn music..." He then fainted again. Gourry on the other hand wondered why he kept making such fruity poses. The golden lights obstructed his view but he felt slightly... less clad. He could only think of one thing right now... they didn't put enough cheese on his pizza.
Gourry'd worn his hair long since he was like two. His mom wouldn't let him cut it, but if he had know what his hair was going to look like now he would have cut it anyway. It wasn't so much the pigtails as the little odangos up top. Completely ridiculous. It was rather strange though; the hair was more annoying than the skimpy sailor fuku he was wearing. The tiny skirt was surprisingly liberating. But the tiara was very uncomfortable.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screamed, "What the hell is this all about!" He pulled his skirt down as far as he could. The tuxedoed girl and general Jessie sweat dropped.
"A magical boy?" The girl in the tuxedo said, "I think I better go now. Pretty Boy Sailor can fight." Gourry was red as a beet.
"Leave me alone you flat-chested kid! I have no idea what's going on!" Gourry finally said. The tuxedoed girl flicked her eyes over to them, very angry crimson colored eyes.
"That's Tuxedo Fireball to you Sailor Bish," she said tightly.
"It's Sailor Moon to you Tuxedo... Ummm.... Tuxedo flat chested little girl," he said. Sailor Moon? Where did that come from?
"Watch your mouth or when I get finished with you, you'll be a pile of moon goo!" Fireball yelled threateningly. Meanwhile, General Jessie just laughed.
"I have work to do!" She said, "So prepare for trouble and make it uh," she looked around, Oh wait, That won't work." Jesse sighed and pulled out a small red ball, "Go Arbok!" the ball opened and out popped a goofy blue creature. "I accidentally brought... Wobafett!" Sailor Bish and Tuxedo Fireball sweat dropped. They decided to ignore the woman and her deformed seal-ish looking thing and continue their squabble.
"Little Girl!"
"Fruitcake!"
"Stringy hair!"
"Pretty boy!"
"Flat chest!"
"FIREBALL!"
"Ow," Gourry said as he fell into a crispy heap. Tuxedo Fireball flashed a victory sign and a smile and went inside to pick up her carry out.
~~~~~~()Sailor Mercury/Zelgadiss Greywords()~~~~~~
Name: Zelgadiss Greywords
Blood Type: Not sure, it's very difficult for me to donate blood. DAMN YOU REZO!!!!!!
Birthday: August 12th
Age: 16
Likes: Books, Being alone, Coffee, Hotpots, Not being a freak, intelligent conversation, playing the guitar. I used to love to swim and dive. I was very good too, but now I just sink.
Dislikes- Being a freak, Gluttonous people, REZO! being bothered, going out in public, REZO!, Being a freak.
Friends: I'm new here. I don't have any friends. I don't have time for friends. Leave me alone.
Home: Musahino Prefecture, Tokyo, Japan
Hello, I'm Zelgadiss Greywords. I'm sixteen years old and I go to Hayajaka's School of Mostly Bishounen. I definitely got in on smarts, and I don't know why I enrolled there. I could have gotten into a more prestigious school. I am very intelligent. I'm not afraid to brag about that. Especially since it's about all I have going for me. A couple years ago my great grandfather, the famous magician and scientist Rezo Greywords did an experiment on me. He told me that it was an injection to make a person stronger. I figured he must be pretty sure about it; otherwise he wouldn't test it on his own flesh and blood. WRONG! Okay, wait... he was pretty sure about it. He knew it would turn his great grandson into a freak... DAMN YOU REZO! Ummm... anyway, so now I'm a freak and I hate it. No one else in the world looks like me. That really really sucks. Rezo died a year ago, not that I care. He left me lots of money and all his crap. I don't know what to do with it though. I'm in the process of looking through all his notes and books so I can find a way to turn my body back to normal. So that's basically my life story, it sucks doesn't it?
What? You're wondering about that pendant I wear? It's really feminine isn't it? It looks like I stole it from a Barbie doll. It kind of looks like it would belong to someone who uses Hello Kitty toilet paper, the pink variety. I have to wear it though. I guess I could tell you why. It would also involve telling you how I actually made a friend...
***
"The second scout is near," Kero told Gourry Gabriev as they sat in class. I can feel it. Gourry glanced over at the tiny yellow creature in his backpack.
"Ummm... there's more?" he asked. Kero nodded.
"The moon prince has to have guardians!" Kero said. Gourry shook his head; he really didn't know what was going on.
"Does the Moon Prince have a Princess?" he asked. Kero nodded. "Is she hot?" Kero bit his lip, as much as he could. He knew who Gourry's lover was to be, but at this point in time, Gourry would not approve. Kero heard the door open. Saved by Hoouji Sensei! He thought.
"Good morning class," Hoouji said and smiled. "We have a new student today. He's actually been taking our courses at home for a while. You may recognize his name from the top of all the testing charts!" she smiled, "Zelgadiss-san has home schooled himself since he was thirteen, so he is completely new to high school. We need to make him feel welcome and...." she faded off, continuing to talk though some weren't listening.
"She acts like we're in elementary school," Heero said with a snicker. "It's not like we don't know the new student procedures--- Oh I see," he said as Zelgadiss walked in the room. It was quite obvious to Gourry that he was trying his damned hardest to keep his cool, to remain calm. He was very nervous, it seemed Gourry was the only one who picked that up though.
"That freak is the one who's testing the highest? Sad state our school is in," Heero said with a snort. Zelgadiss, who had decided for some reason to sit by the tall blonde, Gourry, picked up Heero's comment with his sharp hearing. He glared daggers at him.
"I'd watch your tongue Heero Yuy," he said with tact, "Especially considering the fact that you are in second place... behind me." Heero, hmmphed in defeat. Hoouji Sensei motioned the class to quiet down.
"I'm sure you have plenty of questions for our new student, but they'll have to wait," she smiled. She was trying her hardest to act normal around this strange boy, "I hope you will ask him for study tips." Zel rolled his eyes. "Now, I am hoping you all have your papers on the last fifty years of the Edo period done?" She raised her eyebrows and pushed up her glasses a little bit. She sure is pretty, for a teacher at least, Zelgadiss thought. "I will call you up individually. In random order.
"Heero Yuy-San," she said. Heero slunked out of his seat and glared at Zelgadiss again. He head up to the teacher with his head down.
"Sensei," he said with sincerity, "I was working on it last night, and I went to Ooki Pizza for a bite to eat. I got a caught up in a disturbance there and didn't get home until really late." She shook her head in disbelief. Zel smirked inside.
"This is not like you at all, but you know the policy Heero-San. Late work is fifty percent off. It better be good when you hand it in tomorrow," she said quietly with a sigh. Heero went back to his seat, defeated. He glared at Zelgadiss again. She called a couple more people up, "Zelgadiss Greywords-San," she said a few minutes later. Zel walked up with a thick report in a glossy covering. The teacher smiled. "Looks great Zelgadiss-san, can you give me a little preview?"
"Well," he cleared his throat, "I did mine on the art and music of the later Edo period. I focused a lot on how art imitated life in the late Edo period. See this silk screen I drew?" Zel pointed to a picture of a silk screen he had drawn on the cover. It was finely detailed and very good, to say the least. "It's a reproduction of a screen depicting daily life. It was done in 1783." Fuu smiled.
"It looks absolutely wonderful Zelgadiss-san. I can't wait to grade it. I learned so much from your paper on the Bolshevik revolution. I told you guys to do a paper on a revolution. You're the only one who did it on something but the Japanese or American Revolution." She smiled and sent him back to his seat.
"Thank you Sensei," he said as he headed back, "Is my teacher the only person in this class capable of having intelligent conversation?" he mumbled. Fuu Hoouji called a couple names before calling Gourry up.
"Sensei," he said, "I worked really hard on it but I had some troubles. I can still hand it in though. Mom reminded me this morning!" he smiled. She smiled in return.
"Gourry-san, It appears that you did indeed put a lot of effort into it," she said quietly as she flipped though the paper, "I will take that into account when grading it," she pushed her glasses up, "Or you could take it back and work on it some more. I'm sure I could get someone to help you with it." She looked out to the students and zeroed in on Zelgadiss. "Zelgadiss-san would you please come up here a moment." Zelgadiss stood up and casually walked to her desk. "Zelgadiss-san," she whispered so only he could hear, "Perhaps I should not be doing this, but I would be willing to exempt you from final exams if you help Gourry-San out a bit. I know you have access to a great multitude of books at your house. Finding information on sports and recreation during the later Edo period should not be so difficult." Zel sighed.
"I suppose," he replied. He turned to the tall blonde. "Gourry," he said, "I'm Zelgadiss Greywords. Nice to meet you." Gourry put out his hand and Zel hesitantly took it and shook. "Gourry, how would you like to come over to my house tonight? I can help you with your paper," Zel requested. Gourry looked pensive. Is this weird guy putting the moves on me? He thought. "We can order pizza or something," he said. Gourry smiled.
"Alright I'm there!" he said. Fuu smiled and put a hand on each guy's shoulder.
"It appears, that you two will be fast friends," she said then giggled, "Now get back to your seats. We need to finish our section on the Americanization of Japan after W.W.II."
The bell rang signaling the end of class that fateful day and as Zelgadiss Greywords headed to find his locker before English class he noticed some people following him. It was to be expected. Of course they want to know about the freak. He thought to himself. He turned around and looked at them. "May I help you?" he asked. One of the Bishounen, a blue haired, big blue eyed, very young looking boy approached.
"Do you want to sit with us at lunch?" he asked simply, "We're the fencing and archery team. I'm Miki Karou, head of the fencing team," he pointed to a brown haired, blue eyed young man, "That's Parn, he's great with a sword. He's a little undisciplined though." Parn Glared at him, "Umm, Ferio," A green haired boy with a scar across his nose approached, "He's actually new to fencing. He has experience with weaponry though." Ferio stepped back. "And I believe you've met Gourry Gabriev?" Gourry walked up and waved. "Gourry is new to our school this year, but already he's number one in our district." Gourry rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "Anyway there's more of us, but I don't know where they are." Zel smiled lightly. He wondered when they would get up the nerve to ask him what was wrong with him.
"Sure," Zelgadiss replied, "I don't see why not." He smiled lightly at them. Miki smiled widely in return. Ferio nudged Gourry.
"Umm... Zel, Can I call you Zel," Zelgadiss nodded. Gourry continued, "Thanks for offering to help me tonight." Zel just shrugged. "I suppose I should do something in return for you. I'm in really good with the coaches, do you do any sports?" the tall athlete asked.
"Do I do any sports, or am I good at any sports?" Zel replied. Gourry scratched his head.
"Ummmm..."
"He means, either," Ferio blurted out, "Can you jump high, run fast, lift weights, fence, do archery, swim, dive, ya know whatever." Zel smiled lightly.
"All of the above, except swimming. Of course, it would probably only be fair for me to compete in fencing or archery. I must be honest though, I really don't want to be on any sports teams," Zel replied.
"Aaaw, why not track?" Parn asked, "We could use some extra guys." Zel gave him a pointed look.
"Would you like me to show you why it would not be fair for me to run track?" Everyone nodded. Zel looked around, the hallways were clear, and it was at least two hundred feet to the closest door. "Alright fine, but I'm not showing off. You guys asked me to do this." Parn raised an eyebrow. "Porn, please move. You're in my way." Parn grumbled.
"It's PARN! P-A-R-N! Parn!" he yelled, "By God!" Ferio stifled a laugh. Gourry scratched his head. "I am not adult entertainment," he mumbled under his breath. Zel set his backpack on the ground and got into a sprinting stance. Everyone looked at him oddly.
"I haven't done this in a while. I don't like to," he said quietly, "One- two- three," On three Zelgadiss took off down the hall. Lightning fast, and only a blur to the astounded fencing team, He was to the end of the hallway in two seconds and back in one and one half. He picked his backpack up. Parn fainted. "Uhhh... so that's why. The same goes for lifting weights. I can lift unnatural amounts. I used to swim. Loved to swim in fact, but now I just sink." Ferio stifled another laugh. Zel glared at him, "Oh sure, it's funny to you."
"You mean you weren't always like you are?" Gourry asked. Zel looked at him oddly, How could he think I was just like this.
"Yes," Miki interrupted his thoughts, "I was also under the impression that you had been born that way." Zel couldn't help but roll his eyes. Weird people. He thought.
"You invited me to lunch, I'll explain myself then," Zel replied. "Would one of you be willing to show me where the English classroom is?" Miki glanced at the schedule Zelgadiss held in his hand.
"Ryuzaki's English 10 honors?" Miki said, and then smiled, "You're in Gourry and I's class. I'll take you!" Zelgadiss nodded and followed the enthusiastic boy.
"English is like the only subject I'm any good at," Gourry said, as the turned towards Ryuzaki Sensei's door, "I don't know why." Miki had already gone in the room. "I'll go in and tell Miss Ryuzaki that you are here. We call her Miss Ryuzaki because this is an English class. Have you met her?" Zel nodded affirmatively. He thought Miss Umi was pretty, but she looked kind of like an alien. Oh well, like he had room to talk.
***
"You invited Gourry over for Pizza?" Parn had said earlier, "I hope you have plenty of money." Zel had just shrugged the blue-eyed fencer off. He had plenty of money. Besides how much could this guy eat? Zel said as he picked up the phone.
"I'll have ten meat lovers pizzas and five cheese, all large please," Gourry said. Zel sweat dropped, and gave the man the order. He tacked on an additional personal pan pizza for himself. He took Gourry to his library and sat down.
"Well, here we are," Zel said and folded his arms, "I've never tutored before, but I will tell you I am not going to just do this paper for you." Gourry wasn't really paying attention. He scanned the library. It was incredible. The thousands of books were all in red cedar wood shelves, and all the shelves had elaborate carvings on them.
"Hey Zel, Are you rich?" he asked bluntly. Zel stifled a laugh.
"I was left a rather large inheritance when Rezo died," he replied.
"Hey Zel," Gourry said as Zel pulled down a couple books from the shelf. Zel looked up, acknowledging him. "I gotta go," he said as he glanced down at his wrist. Zel looked at what Gourry was looking at. It was a pink watch or communicator or something.
"Umm... Okay. Why?" he asked. Gourry glanced at the tiny yellow face on the communicator.
"Kero says I have to go to The Bishoujo Academy down the street because General Evil Lime has a bunch of bishoujo under her control. I have to go and be Sailor Moon! Not that I like it, but... Wait a minute. I think I was supposed to have a secret identity." Zel just blinked as Gourry grimaced.
"So you're the magical boy I heard about at school today. Something about an attack on that Heero kid and then you getting in a fight with some other superhero," Zel said with a nod. He tried not to laugh, "I hear you looked fabulous in a dress." Gourry turned red as a beet.
"Don't remind me," he said, "Well I suppose since you know there's no use hiding. I'll have to try not to tell anyone else. Don't tell anyone please." Zel looked at him in surprise.
"Gourry, I may not be the nicest guy in the world, but I wouldn't stoop so low as to embarrass you like that." Gourry smiled.
"Good, well then I better go!" Gourry said as he began to pack his bag, "Maybe... Can I leave my backpack here?" Zel nodded. Just then he remembered something.
"Gourry, when I came home from school I found something in my mailbox," He pulled out a small blue scepter with a jewel on top. "I'm assuming this is yours." Gourry shook his head.
"Looks like mine, but," he pulled his scepter out, "Mine is pink and a little fancier... Hmm... I wonder how you got that."
"Hell if I know," Zel said with a shrug. He tossed it onto the table. Gourry talked to his pink watch for a moment.
"Zel," he said as he turned to the chimera, "Pick it up and try saying. "Mercury Star Power Make-Over!" Zel picked it up and looked at it.
"Mercury star power make-over?" Zel said, "Why would I do that. It's stu---" But Zel couldn't finish his sentence. He felt a warmness overtake him and, then suddenly he felt... naked! "Aaaaaaah!" He yelled as he looked up and noticed that he was naked, but for some strange reason he couldn't make out any details. Then he noticed, changes, No, Not that kind of changes! First came a white leotard, done in a sailor style with a light blue bow and a heart pendent, a heart... Typical sailor except... really tight. Then he felt a breeze around his midsection and a tiny skirt appeared on him in a pleasant shade of blue.... wait it wasn't pleasant it was a skirt. He squinted his eyes in disbelief and when he opened them he found the feeling gone, but he was rather chilly. Glancing at his reflection in a window, he screamed. He was wearing the outfit still. He hadn't been imagining things. There were also long white gloves, a gold tiara, and high blue boots. Gourry opened his eyes also; he had been shielding them from the blue light that had surrounded the chimera.
"Zel?" he said in disbelief, and then he smiled, "Cool! I'm not alone!" Zel glared at him.
"I am not going to participate in your little magical boy club, Ok?" he gritted his teeth, "Where are my old clothes?" he asked.
"Aaaw, but Zel you're supposed to be my guardian or something. You're Sailor umm..."
"Mercury," Zel said for him, "Wait how did I know that?" He shook his head, "Look, let's use logic here. I cannot be a magical boy. You aren't supposed to be able to recognize me. I hate to burst your bubble, but I am the most recognizable person in the four hemispheres!"
"But Zel, even I know that no matter how obvious it is people can't recognize you in your super duds!" Gourry said, "Now obviously, you're a scout so we have to go!"
"I DON'T CARE IF NO ONE RECOGNIZES ME!" Zel yelled, "I am not going out there in drag!"
***
In the end, he did. Gourry literally dragged a very disgruntled Zelgadiss to the school of bishoujo. "Gourry! Gourry! Please this is almost sadistic!" he said as Gourry dragged him by his wiry hair.
"Then get up and walk!" Gourry said firmly, "I am not going at this alone." Zel grumbled and stood up brushing off his knees he followed the blonde. Within Minutes they were at the point of the attack. Evil Lime sat atop the building twisting her blue hair around her fingers and making her shoes squeak. Gourry glanced around at the voluptuous bishoujo in their naughty school uniforms. "Zel, Umm... I mean Mercury," Zel stopped ogling at the hypnotized bishoujo. "We've gotta save them!" Zel nodded.
"What's my attack?" he asked.
"Your attack?" Gourry replied. Zel rolled his eyes.
"Yeah you know, like mine would be Mercury Aqua Bubbles," he said. Gourry just blinked.
"Then I guess your attack would be Mercury Aqua Bubbles, you just said it..."
"Gourry, how could I just know that? I did not say my attack was Mercury Aqua bubbles," he said. Gourry shook his head.
"Yes you did," he replied. Zel blinked.
"My attack is bubbles?" he said angrily, "I have to dress in this so I can make bubbles!" he stomped his foot in frustration.
"Umm... I guess," the blonde stated.
"Wait a minute Gourry! This isn't fair. How come you haven't transformed?" Zel asked, hands on hips. Gourry smiled sheepishly.
"Ummm... I forgot?" he said. Zel rolled his eyes. "Moon Prism Power Makeover!"
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A.N.- Naoko Takuechi, Hajime Kanzaka, The Gundam Wing Guy, Yuu Watase, and Satoshi Tagari: We're sorry and hope you forgive us.
Also we apologize about the overuse of Zel in this chapter, but he's just too fun to torture!