(A/N): ...

I.

WIN.

Yes, friends-of-fanon! I have written this story for this very moment! I wrote it just this morning, and it is now FFNet's 500th Coraline story!

In the archive at once, anyway. I know of a few deleted fics...

So, read this. Now.

I command you to read this. And review. The end.

TODAY

Something like this only happens

Every five hundred fifty years;

Something like this only happens

With every five hundred million tears.

Today was the death of a Beldam,

A very sad, sorry soul,

Today was the death of a monster

Who only ever had one goal.

One in a million's the chances

Of something like this to occur;

You could almost consider it suicide

To be killed by the one that you lure.

Today was the death of a Beldam,

A very sad, sorry soul,

Today was the death of a monster

Who only ever had one goal.

This beast was killed by a young girl,

One small and courageous twit,

One who would've been this ancient monster's prize

And that never knew when to quit.

Today was the death of a Beldam,

A very sad, sorry soul,

Today was the death of a monster

Who only ever had one goal.

Rejoice, friends! The monster is dying!

Rejoice, the monster is dead!

Sing out, all peoples, to Savior,

And put the king's crowns on her head!

(A/N): Well, I hope you enjoyed!

Remember my commandments!