"This is taking forever," Kumaru whined.

"I'm sure Nekonome-sensei will be here soon," Cappu said.

Classes for the day had ended. Tsuki, Cappuccino, Mizo, Kumaru, and Yukinari were all sitting in an empty classroom waiting to meet the other members of the newspaper club. Since they had some free time, Tsuki decided to address something that had been bothering her all day.

She turned to Mizo. "Why are you wearing that?"

"What? I brought a bunch of shirts with me from home. I thought they would help me leave an impression on people."

"It does, an obscene one."

Mizo's shirt read, 'I don't need a sports car, I have a big penis.'

Mizo shrugged. "It's true, I'm twelve percent longer than the average male human at age."

"You actually researched that?"

"I told you before, my village has high speed internet service. You'd be surprised what you can google."

Yukinari jumped up from his seat. "Hey! It's not the size of your boat, it's the motion in the ocean!"

Kumaru snorted a laugh. "Says the five year old."

"I'm eleven!"

"Doesn't matter," Kumaru held up his pinky and whirled it about. "You've still got a baby dick. Even if Tsuki let you stick it in she wouldn't even feel it."

"Yes, she would! I'd definitely give her an orgasm!"

"Ewww! That's just gross!" Tsuki cried.

"Would it help if Cappuccino were there too? Doing the other end?"

Cappu's face blushed. "What?"

"Well not this you, the other you, obviously. Back when you handled the swim club you were super manly. I want you to be my role model and best friend, so I've decided we can share. We can be the bread and Tsuki can be the meat."

"…" Cappu's mouth was hanging open and his face was turning a darker shade of red than his hair.

Tsuki put a hand to her face. "No way am I going to be part of a threesome."

"Well not with that attitude you're not." Yukinari said.

Kumaru rolled his eyes. "Oh please, like you two idiots have any chance against me and Atlas."

"Who's Atlas?" Yukinari asked. "Is he a sleazy jerk like you?"

"You wish." Kumaru gently patted his crotch.

"You named it?" Tsuki asked in disbelief.

"All guys do."

"Seriously?" Tsuki looked about the room.

"Gandalf," Yukinari said.

"Bond, James Bond," Mizo said.

All eyes turned to Cappu. "Waldo Rabbit," he mumbled. "He's my favorite character from my favorite book."

"I think we should stop now," Tsuki said. "I'm finding out way more than I want to."

"You guys have no chance against me and my little pal. I'm an incubus, I was born for just one thing, making the ladies happy. I've got the tools and the skill. Atlas is thirteen inches and rock hard, and he doesn't stop until the job gets done."

"You're lying," Mizo said in a dismissive tone. "Less than point zero, zero, one percent of adult males reach that length. Besides, you have no idea what women want. What they are actually looking for in a male partner is someone who will be a good provider, patient, and willing to listen to their concerns."

"Let me guess, you read that on-line too?"

Mizo nodded. "On the YM and Seventeen magazine websites."

"Sure, and guys are fine with just being friends with a pretty girl. I know what women want, and I've got the goods. Tell them Tsuki, you don't want a guy you can talk to, you want one who can keep you up all night moaning his name. Am I right?"

"Guys? This is getting really, really inappropriate. Can we stop now?" Tsuki asked.

"I still say you're a liar," Mizo said. "I am probably larger."

"Want to see?" Kumaru stood up. "I'll whip it out right here and put you to shame, Frosty."

"Fine," Mizo stood as well.

Cappu got out of his chair to stand between the two boys. "Hey, come on guys this really…"

"Let's do this thing!" Yukinari said excitedly. "I'll measure so it can be official. You too Cappu, I'm sure yours is the best. Make these guys cry!"

"I am not exposing myself! And where did you get the tape measure from?"

"Get ready to feel inadequate," Kumaru began to unzip.

"We'll see," Mizo began to unzip.

"That's enough!" Tsuki jumped up and shouted at the top of her voice. The boys all froze and turned to stare at her. "You guys are not taking your dicks out! We are not having some kind of crazy orgy in the middle of this classroom!"

And of course it was at that exact moment the door to the classroom opened.

"Are you saving that for later?" A girl's voice said.

A sense of complete and utter horror went through Tsuki as she slowly turned around. There was Mr. Nekonome stranding next to a girl with long black hair. She was wearing high heels and an extremely short skirt. The top three buttons on her shirt were undone and Tsuki could glimpse and black bra that contained sizeable breasts. She wore an orange headband in her hair.

"Ah, uhm…" Tsuki stuttered as Kumaru and Mizo hurriedly shut their flies.

"Everyone, this is Gina Morioka, a second year student, President and only current member of the Newspaper Club. She'll be the one to teach you the ropes."

"Hello, sempai," Tsuki said.

"Hello," Mizo said.

"Hi," Yukinari said.

"Pleased to meet you," Cappu said.

"Hey Gina, I meant to call, I swear." Kumaru said.

"I will leave you to get to know each other and start working on the first issue," Nekonome said. "Oh, and please remember that sexual acts are not allowed on the school grounds. Please limit them to your rooms or out in the field. Also please remember to use protection."

"Sensei it's not what you think!" Tsuki cried.

"It's all right," Nekonome assured. "You are all still my students no matter what sorts of things you do outside the classroom. I'll see you in class tomorrow." He then left.

"So I guess all the rumors about you are true," Gina said with a bright smile.

"No they're not! I swear I can explain what you just heard."

"Don't worry about it, I know what it's like to have a bad reputation you totally don't deserve. Oh, and Kumaru I still have one of your ties. I'll give it back to you tomorrow."

"Thanks, I was wondering where it got to."

Tsuki sighed and wondered if the Anatomy Club still had a spot open.