Authors' Note

Russia snow: Hello Hetalia crossover fans! *radio announcer voice*

Blade: Greetings! I bring great tidings from the dark confines of my mind! *Roman Hero Voice*

Russia snow: Can Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? *Geico guy voice*

Blade: Maybe, …but we don't own that, Hetalia, or Legend of Zelda.

~Prologue~

"That bloo'y perverted frog!" The angry Brit was ranting to himself while pacing in his basement. He had his magic circle prepped and ready for cursing. "Teach him to try to violate poor little Canada." In his rage he managed to get himself drunk before going home to curse France into another dimension. His magic was bad enough when he was sober, so he assumed a little ale couldn't make it any worse.

"insert Britain's chant"

"Hey Britain! Canada says he's ok!"

"America! Get out of here, you're going to ruin my-"

"Hey what's this?"

"NOOOOO!"

~More authors note~

Russia snow: This ridiculously short prologue is a tribute to the biggest Geico guy fan I know! You know who you are…

Blade: -_- You're weird…

Russia snow: Review please!

Blade: Flames will be used to keep Russia warm!

Russia snow: ^J^ Btw I'm not an author but i felt the need to add my input and bother the actual author

Blade: So the author's note is extending to the annoying editor.

Russia snow: Teehee! No remorse!