GOOOOD Day to you good sirs and madams! This is for all my Vocaloid fans out there. I frankly get jealous whenever Len gets paired with someone so i made my own OCs! I hope you love them, me and Loli worked hard on them!

-KuroNerd ;D

The Vocaloid mansion was silent in the rising dawn. Birds chirped from the trees, shaking dewdrops from the leaves. Inside, all of our favorite singers were snuggled into their respective cocoons of warmth, away from the nippy September weather outside. But what's this? A certain teal-haired girl was awake, twirling about the kitchen, humming Love Is War and making leek pancakes.

"Yes these pancakes will fill everyone's tummies! ~fru fru fru~" Miku giggled, setting another pancake atop a tower stack. Of course, no one would eat them, so she'd end up with about 32 pancakes for breakfast. Not that she minded.

"Miku-nii?" A voice called from the doorway. Miku turned in her Voca-Chef apron to see Len yawning.

"AH! Len-kun! You're just in time to try my leek-cakes!" She chirped happily. The blond boy's eyes widened and he laughed nervously.

"N-no that's okay! I'm just gonna have a banana..." He awkwardly made his way to the island in the middle of the kitchen, and grabbed the yellow fruit from the bowl. Miku pouted at him.

"You know Len-kun, banana's aren't a good breakfast item alone."

"Yeah but I drink milk with it so it's okay." He answered back. They did this every morning, as the two who always wake up first. Len poured a glass of the calcium-rich drink and went into the den. Miku reminded him that it was his turn to check the mail since Teto had done it yesterday.

Walking outside in only his boxers, he gasped and cursed at the cold. He ran to the mailbox, pulled the documents out, and slammed the front door behind him. Teeth chattering, he flopped onto the couch and flipped the TV on while looking through the mail.

"Miku, Luka, Master, Master, Master, Kaito's Ice-cream Lover's Weekly subscription, Neru, Master, Rin?, Nothing for me." He shrugged and tossed the pile of mail on the coffee table and changed the channel to the news. Well, it wasn't really the news, it was some gossip show where the woman, Ko Chika, talked about things happening in the celebrity world. Her favorite topic were the Vocaloids. She'd bring in hardcore fans to talk about who's more popular, cutest couple, scariest, etc. Master made them keep track of what she said so they could do any damage-control needed as soon as possible.

"Today Ko will talk about the new band Hiro Hiro, The new flavors of Akikan! Soda, and the latest scandal between voice actress Muzuki Mashiro and drama stud Toshiro Ashirogi." The boring male announcer said. The camera panned over to Ko, dark hair pulled into a sophisticated bun, pale skin contrasting to the ruby-red lips and matching nails. She smiled, chattering about though her favorite flavor of soda had always been cherry, the new Akikan! Flavors were 'to die for'.

Len was slightly confused. At least, one member of Vocaloid was always on Ko's show. But today, the woman couldn't seem to get through her topics fast enough before starting to talk excitedly about the new band.

"Now, although a new, upcoming band, Hiro Hiro is by far my new favorite band. They might just give Vocaloid a run for their money." She gushed. Len's jaw hit the floor as Ko continued to gush about the lead singer Jun Kina being even more dreamy than Len, Kaito, and Gakupo put together. When she said that their lead female vocals, Ren Amaterasu was even cuter than Miku, with a much more appealing voice, Len panicked and paused the show, practically hyperventilating.

He stuttered for Miku to join him in front of the TV. Miku came in, confused at the 16-year-old, who hadn't stuttered since he was 14. Though everyone was older, they pretty much looked the same, though Len had grown to match Kaito's height, if not slightly shorter.

"What is it Len-kun?" She asked, sitting next to him. He shushed her and rewinded the TV, letting the whole segment replay. As they watched, the two most-popular Vocaloids became surprised, horrified, pissed off, then hysterical. As Ko ended her show with a signature blinding smile, Miku got up calmly from the couch, took off her apron, then took off through the mansion screaming her head off. Len chased after her, trying to calm her down, but the teen would not be hushed and soon the whole house was awake. Wanting to know what was so antagonizing, the occupants made Len show them the show and an hour later, the Master was awoken by a chorus of fine-blended screams running throughout the house.

"What in the H*ll is going on?" Master yelled angrily, after all, it was 7:00AM on a Saturday.

Len, being the only one composed, showed him what everyone else had seen. He sat, thinking as the Vocaloids sat around him, waiting for his decision. Quietly, Master stood and retreated into his study. The others stayed where they were, most still pajama-clad and all silent.

Eternity passed before the Master reemerged in street clothes. He strode to the door and put on his coat.

"Where are you going Master?" Luka asked. He grabbed his keys and phone.

"I'm going to find another Vocaloid to help with this. I don't know when I'll be back so Luka, you're in charge. Kamui is your assistant and Len is your General. Miku and Kiku will be in charge of battles and Gumi needs to keep track of rehearsal schedules. Rin, Teto, and Neru are in charge of groceries. Haku has the withdrawl passcode if you need extra monies. Bye." He responded. In a breath, he was gone.

"Are we preparing for war?" Gumi muttered as the door closed. The others shrugged and dispersed, going to get ready for the day since the news of a popular new band had woken them up.

"Len?" Rin asked as the twins stood awkwardly in the den.

"Hmm?"

"You should go put on some pants." She snickered at his bright red face as he realized all of the Vocaloid girls had seen him in just his banana-patterned boxers. He yelped and dashed to his room, slamming the door behind him.