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Team 7's Not So Smart Moments

A/N: okay so I have started a new FF. I know I should complete the other but this one is a series of stories so it is for when I might have writer's block or want to write something new lol. Anyway, I am still editing my other stories, I haven't' given up on them but here is my new project.

Chap 1

Naruto sells his teammate.

Naruto ran a hand through his spiky blonde hair, still not releasing the breath her took . He was going to be murdered.

No, wait…

He was going to be murdered. Then cut up into small pieces. Fried. Then fed to Chouji.

Yep….

…..That was it.

He stood outside of his teammate's apartment, contemplating how to break the news. He lifted his hand to knock, but, again, hesitated before letting it fall to his side. He took another breath as more thoughts ran through his head.

"Ohayo Naruto"

The kyuubi- container jumped at the voice, turning to see Sakura smiling at him.

Yep he was going to die.

"Are you here to see Sasuke as well?" Sakura asked, getting her key out to there third teammate's apartment.

"Err… yeah" stammered Naruto, rubbing the back of his head "I was just about to knock"

Sakura smiled and opened the door, letting herself and Naruto in.

"Hey Sasuke" shouted Sakura to the bedroom as she headed towards the kitchen. Naruto had just noticed the brown bag in her hand. Forgetting his earlier problems, he leapt towards her and started emptying the contents of the bag before she could even put it down.

"Baka" Sakura rolled her eyes at the blonde. She knew she should have put the ramen at the top of the bag.

Walking over to the kitchen, Sasuke grunted at the two before going towards his cupboard reaching for a cup.

"Hey teme" shouted Naruto, grabbing the ramen cup excitedly.

Sakura nodded back, as she lightly knocked Naruto on the head, a warning for him to stop. She took all the items he had thrown out and started putting away them away. She threw a tomato at Sasuke, placing the rest of them in the fridge.

"Thanks Sakura" mumbled the dark-haired man, taking a bite out of the red fruit.

"No worries" she replied smiling at him "although, Ami was asking about you again?"

Sasuke visibly paled at the thought of the storeowner's daughter. The last time he was there, she had corned him in the store. She said she was 'returning' a piece of clothing he had dropped the last time he was there.

Sasuke wasn't an idiot. There was only one way she could have gotten hold of his boxers. He tightened the security around his flat that day.

Since then he had asked Sakura if she would help him out with that household chore.

Sakura chuckled at the expression on the ex-avenger's face. Naruto was already boiling the kettle for his ramen, but he didn't seem his hyper self he was minutes ago.

"Naruto?" Sakura asked, when the boy hadn't immediately added the scalding hot water to his cup of noodles. "Are you okay?"

"Erm… yeah" Naruto looked over to Sasuke "I think you need to sit down"

Sasuke froze. Naruto was never this serious unless something had happened. Following his advice, both of Naruto's friends sat down at the table in the kitchen.

"Sasuke, please don't hate me" Sasuke grunted at the statement earning him a glare from the medic.

"Naruto continue," said Sakura grabbing his hand and patting it.

"Erm… Sasuke…. You… have to go on a year long mission to Iwagakure" Naruto rushed the last part of the sentence, refusing to make eye contact with his friends.

Sakura dropped his hand.

Sasuke was lucky he hadn't made the coffee he wanted to drink or he would have been spitting it out right now.

"What do you mean? I haven't been summoned for a mission," snapped Sasuke. Naruto smiled meekly at the boy and rubbed his head again.

"Yeah, Tsunade said since it was my fault. That I have to be the one to inform you"

Before Naruto could comprehend with what was happening, he was pinned to the floor and looking into the red abyss that was the sharingan.

Sakura quickly got to her feet and pulled Sasuke of his best friend. Gripping the black-haired boy in her arms, she glared over to the blonde on the floor.

"What do you mean your fault?" she asked, still handling the Uchiha.

"Well… I kinda … accidentally… accepted for Sasuke to stay with the Earth Daimyo's daughter for a year," Naruto explained again rushing the end part.

Sakura's grip slackened as she heard the words, Sasuke taking advantage of this, jumped right back on to the blue-eyed idiot.

"Wait" shouted Sakura, halting the fight, "can you please start this from the beginning?"

Sasuke growled under his breath and released Naruto from his death grip. He went and stood near his countertop on the other end of the kitchen, leaning against it.

Naruto jumped up, putting distance in between him and the other two people in the room.

"Okay well I was showing the Earth Daimyo's daughter around Konoha, her name is Megumi by the way. And I was showing pictures of all the people I knew, including you two."

Sakura groaned at him to hurry up with the story.

"Okay … Erm… Long story short. Megumi got a crush on Sasuke, like every other girl, and we were at Ichiraku's and she said something about giving me a lifetime supply of ramen, which I then spaced out. I mean think of it I could have ramen everyday all day. Miso ramen, beef ramen, any ramen at all"

"Naruto" shouted Sakura.

"Err… Right…anyway I wasn't listening to her; all I could think about was ramen, so I agreed to whatever she said. Later Tsunade called me and asked why I had accepted for Sasuke to go to Iwagakure for a year to be Megumi's personal bodyguard. And now I am here"

Sasuke looked at Naruto with murderous intent before switching his gaze to Sakura.

Sakura rolled her eyes at the boy in front of her as she waved her arm towards the blonde-haired boy "go for it"

Sasuke growled before charging at Naruto. Naruto ran as quick as he could out of the door.

Yep he was going to die.

Sasuke waited at the gates for the spoilt earth girl. He glared at the floor hard, hoping it would open up and swallow him.

No, wait.

He hoped it would open up and swallow Naruto.

Sasuke had gone to see Tsunade, after he found out about the 'mission'. Apparently, Megumi was not as stupid as she seemed. She had threatened the Hokage that if Sasuke didn't accept the mission, she would tell her father how she had 'barely escaped' from Konoha ninja as they tried to murder her.

And as her father was blinded by his trust in his only child, he would have not hesitated in war against the fire country.

So here was Sasuke, waiting for this obnoxious girl he would have to look after for a year.

"Ohayo Sasuke-kuuuun" squealed a high-pitch voice. Sasuke head fell the instant the sound hit his ear.

Megumi ran to her new 'guard' and latched herself on to his arm. Around them were Megumi's other guards, she had with her from earth. They looked at him sympathetically.

Sasuke didn't even have the effort to shrug her off. He looked up at the sky wondering if this was Kami's way of punishing him for all the wrong he did in his life.

Sighing, he finally looked at the girl who was molesting his arm. Megumi also looked up to the dark-haired man. Her blue eyes shining in awe at how handsome this man could be. She squealed loudly once more.

Sasuke used all his strength not to push the red-haired girl from his arm and cover his ears. He would definitely be losing his hearing by the end of this mission.

"God, Sasuke-kun, you could have at least waited for me" came a voice from behind the mismatched couple. Sasuke instantly recognised the voice of his pink-haired teammate.

"Sakura what are you …" Sasuke mouth fell as he turned around to look at his team mate "doing here?"

Megumi also turned around and frowned at the sight in front of her. Her arms fell from Sasuke's in shock.

Sakura rubbed her swelling stomach.

"What do you think honey?" she smiled, her stomach sticking out in front of her "I'm going with you"

Sakura walked up to Sasuke and kissed him on the cheek.

"Play along" came a whisper to his ear.

Megumi had missed the words the kunoichi had murmured. In turn, Sasuke smirked.

He placed his hand on Sakura's bump.

"We're so happy you know Megumi-San" beamed Sakura at the girl in front of her. "2 more months and the twins will be here"

Megumi looked at the bump then to Sasuke back to bump then to Sakura.

"y-your having a baby?" she finally asked.

"Babies, me and Sasuke-kun can't wait" smiled Sakura. "You know we were thinking, once the babies are born that we would love to have a wedding at Iwagakure. What do you think? It is meant to be beautiful at this time of year," asked Sakura but her ears were met with silence.

"Erm… you know what… I think I might get another ninja to help me" fake-smiled Megumi, taking a step back from the 'couple'. "I wouldn't want you to be travelling in your condition. Err… see ya Sasuke"

Before Sasuke opened his mouth, a red blur could be seen headed for Konoha gates. The red blur's guards in tow.

Once out of sight, Sakura's stomach deflated, instantly gaining it washboard flatness.

"Say it Sasuke" smirked Sakura to the black-haired boy

Sasuke glared at the girl before sighing "no"

"Say it"

"Fine" he groaned, "I'm your bitch"

"Ha-ha Shanaroooo" Sakura leapt in the air, punching the sky. Man, she loved it when he admitted that.

The end

A/N: so what to do you think. These are mostly going to be silly stories that the characters of Naruto get up to. If you have any ideas just Pm and I will try to write a chap with that idea. Please R&R. thank you

Ja ne