A/N: Hi everyone. New story. I know that I shouldn't be doing a new one since I still have a couple pending but kindly bear with me. When you leave a story for too long, it's kind of hard to update it, I do apologize for that. By the way, this new story has been plaguing my mind for quite some time and I just had to put it on paper.

Genre: Romance, Angst

Pairings/Characters: Puck/Kurt, Tony/Maxxie, OC's

Warning: This is AU, that's just how I roll. And this contains MPreg so if you don't fancy it, find another story to read. I don't need comments about how you don't understand mpreg and all that. Cheers!

Summary: Puck has a new roommate, a roommate who looks innocent and seductive at the same time. He intrigues Puck in a sexual way. Puck knows that he has to keep distracted to forget a love lost and a sexy distraction might be what the doctor ordered. He's not yet ready to fall in love again but it doesn't mean he couldn't have a mindless, senseless night with someone. And what if the roommate is ready for that mindless, senseless fun?

Chapter 1:

"Heard you're assigned a new roommate?"

Puck shrugged as he pulled a black shirt over his head. He looked at his best friend Tony but didn't answer the question. He didn't want to stay and have a chat. His muscles were aching from football practice and he longed for his bed. He still had tons of research assignments but he wanted a full rest before all that.

"That's the third one this month Puck." Tony continued when he didn't answer. "Are you really that a great slob and they're all leaving you?"

"It's not my problem if they're all a wuss who don't appreciate my rock music." Puck said flatly as he put on his Chuck Taylor's. He loved listening to loud music when he studied for exams because it made him concentrate. His past two roommates clearly didn't get it. They had nagged him to put a headphone on instead of playing it loud. Puck didn't listen. He needed his music loud.

"Dude, if you keep that running, they'll kick you out of the dorm." Tony said matter-of-factly.

Puck rolled his eyes as he gathered the rest of his football gears and dumped it inside his college issued duffel bag. The truth behind his loud music was not because he couldn't concentrate studying without it. It was because the music distracted him enough to forget his recent heart break. Well if you call six months recent. His girlfriend of three years decided that Ohio wasn't enough for her. She had accepted a college scholarship in Switzerland, leaving him behind. Puck didn't believe in long distance relationship but he had given it a try but after three months of calls and e-mails, they had both decided that it wouldn't work. They parted ways. Puck never thought it would hurt so bad.

"Look bro, if it's about Quinn, let it go okay." Tony said, completely reading his mind. Maybe he'd been hanging out too long with Tony because they're now starting to share the same thoughts.

"It's not about her." Puck lied as he stood up from the bench and swung his bag over his shoulder. "Go home to your wife and I'm going home to my music." With that being said, he walked out of the locker room, leaving his best friend with a flabbergasted look on his face.

Sometimes, his life sucked.

***!***

"Oh shit." Puck said loudly as soon as he entered his room.

"Oh god." He said at the same time as he covered his almost naked body with a white towel. It was too late for that since Puck had already seen enough. His new roommate was standing with his back on him when he entered. Puck had seen just in time as his roommate had finished wearing the lacy underwear. Puck smirked at the memory.

Puck decided to play. "Is it my birthday? Did they send you?" He asked as he set down his duffel bag on the floor.

His roommate's blue eyes went wide as he struggled to cover his body with the towel. Puck's eyes dropped on the roommate's slender toned legs. He appreciated how they looked so smooth under the fluorescent lights of the dorm room.

Puck smirked again. "Noah Puckerman. You must be the new roommate. Sorry for walking in on you." He said coolly as he extended a hand at the stranger.

"Kurt Hummel." Kurt took his hand.

Puck nodded. So Kurt Hummel liked wearing lacy underwear. This would be interesting.

***!***

Kurt knew he was blushing from head to foot. Why did he have to change clothes out in the open? Well he did lock the door. And of course, he forgot that the roommate had his set of keys. Oh stupid Kurt. After he shook his roommate's hand, he quickly grabbed his silk bathrobe from his bed and wore it hastily.

"I should have waited for you outside." Kurt managed to speak as he carefully sat on the edge of his bed. He watched as Puck stripped to his boxers and flopped on his bed. Their door room was not that big and Kurt's side of the room was only two meters away from Puck's.

"It's okay." Puck said briefly. "But next time, use the bathroom when you change. What if someone other than me walks in on you and has other ideas?" Puck added. He was now rummaging the contents of his backpack.

"I'm new to the dorm thing." Kurt admitted. Well technically, this was his first day of college since he stopped a year ago to help manage their tire business. His dad had suffered a severe hear attack and no one could attend the business other than him. He had missed a year and a semester because of that but he didn't regret it. His dad's health was top priority. College could wait.

Puck raised an eyebrow at him.

"I mean, my old school was just blocks away from our house so I don't have to be in a dorm." He explained quickly. Puck must have thought that he had lived in a cave or something. Not that he cared but it better be explained. "I'm from Ohio."

"New York since birth." Puck said as he stretched his arms over his head. Kurt couldn't help but notice how Puck's muscles flexed in the process. And you have to look away now before he catches you staring at him. He quickly looked away and concentrated on his fingernails. He still felt half naked in his robes but before he excused himself to properly change, there was one more thing to be said.

"And I'm gay by the way." Kurt just had to make it clear. He didn't want complications later.

"I know." Puck said matter of factly.

Kurt's mouth dropped. Sometimes, life surprised him.

***!***

The next day, he told Tony about the roommate while they walked to football practice. He was surprised when Tony laughed out loud. The latter had to clutch Puck for support because he was laughing too hard.

What was so funny about what he said?

Finally, they reached the locker room. "You said 'I know' without batting an eyelash." Tony said breathlessly as he dropped his duffel bag on a nearby bench. "Did you suddenly develop gaydar overnight? Maxxie should hear this." .

"Hanging out with you and Maxxie rubbed the gaydar in me." Puck said as he leaned against the row of lockers. "And it doesn't take a genius to know that he's gay. Lacy underwear is the clincher."

"What makes you so expert in gay thing?" Tony asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Since you became Maxxie's boyfriend." Puck answered. "And here comes the princess." He watched as the petite blonde sauntered inside the locker room.

"You're not allowed here you know." Puck teased. Maxxie had been here enough times. Their football coach even asked the blonde for good recipes every now and then.

"Hey baby." Tony greeted as he wrapped an arm around Maxxie's waist and gave the blonde a slow kiss. Puck smiled. These two could make a great porn just by kissing.

"Noah." Maxxie greeted as he stood on his tiptoes and gave Puck a kiss on the cheek. "How's the new roommate?"

Flashes of lacy pink underwear filled his mind and Puck shook his head at the thought. He let Tony tell Maxxie his first encounter with the new roommate. Tony also told the blonde the gaydar thing. At the end of the story, Maxxie had an amused look on his face.

"I know that you're looking for a lot of things to distract you lately but I hope you spare the roommate." Maxxie said in a serious tone. The blonde could be menacing despite his height. He had seen Tony with all his six foot four glory cowered before Maxxie's five foot eight. Or probably, his best friend was just too whipped.

"Yes mom." Puck said which earned him a smack at the back of the head. "But you know, I never thought that lace could be a distraction." Until Kurt Hummel. He added mentally.

Tony and Maxxie simultaneously shook their heads as if to warn him not to play with Kurt. They knew him long enough that before Quinn, he's known to be a player and after Quinn, they're scared that he might go back that road again.

Well it might happen or it might won't. He just wished that he wouldn't catch Kurt in black lacy underwear. That would be harder to resist.

To be continued…

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