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Jan 26
Luke has logged on
Luke: First Day On Spacebook. I'm so Alone.
Luke has logged off
Jan 27
Luke has logged on
Luke: Second Day on Spacebook. Still Alone.
Luke has logged off
Jan 28
Luke has logged on
Luke: Third day on Spacebook.
Vader has logged on
Vader: Hi Son!
Luke: What? What are you doing here.
Vader: I was browsing on my e-pod and came across this.
Luke: I'm leaving.
Luke has logged off
Vader: Noooooooooo!
Luke has logged on
Luke: THAT'S MY LINE! MINE! IT IS MY PRECIOUS!
Luke has logged off
Vader: ?
Vader has logged off
Jan 29
Leia has logged on
Leia: What is this place?
Luke has logged on
Luke: LEIA! Save me!
Leia: uhhhhhhhh….
Vader has logged on
Leia: YOU! I will DESTROY YOU! There will be no escape. I am coming.
Leia has logged off
Luke:Great. Leia is gone. *Sigh*
Vader: Do you think she will-?
Luke: Yep.
Vader: LEIA GET OUT OF MY ROOM! No, wait….
Vader has logged off
Luke: She is such a Drama Queen.
Leia has logged on
Leia: You're next!
Leia has logged off
Luke: *Gulp*
Luke has logged off
Jan 30
Luke, Vader, Leia, Han, and Ben have logged on
Vader: Who's Ben?
Ben: You killed me, that time on the death star, remember!
Vader: Be specific. I killed A LOT of people on the Death Star.
Luke: *Sigh* It's obi-wan!
Ben: Thanks for spoiling my fun :(
Luke: You are welcome :)
Vader: :):):):):):):):):):):)
Luke: :O ummmmmm… Okay then?
Han: Did the Sith Lord just SMILE?
Vader: Oh, that's what it was. Please ignore that last comment, I thought it was some high tech code.
Leia: Weirdo.
Vader: Don't call me that!
Leia: You can't tell me what to do!
Ben: The knowledge I have makes this really awkward… and funny!
Luke: What knowledge?
Han: Yeah old man! Tell us!
Ben: I AM NOT OLD!
Vader: You're older than me.
Luke: Wow! You're old!
Vader: What's that supposed to mean?
Luke: Nothing. :P
Leia: XD
Han: ;)
Ben: Real mature
Vader: What are these infernal smiling codes!
Luke: XD
Leia: XD
Han: XD
Ben: XD
Vader has logged off
Luke: Spoilsport!
Luke, Leia, Han, and Ben have logged off
Jan 31
Luke, Vader, Leia, Han, Ben, and The have logged on
Luke: Who is the?
The: MWA HA HA HA HA
Vader: Not this again.
The: I am your master. RESPECT!
Han: Okay then?
Leia: XD
Ben: *Sigh*
The: ;)
Ben: ?
Han: XD
Vader: WHAT ARE THESE INFERNAL CODES!
Padme has logged on
Vader: PADME! 3 3 3 3 3
Luke: Infernal codes? Yet you know hearts. Creepy..
Ben: XD Hi, Padme.
The: Oh no, we are doomed to nights of them sweet talking.
Luke: It can't be worse than Han and Leia
Leia: WHAT! YOU! ARE! SO! DEAD!
Han: ;)
Leia: Sicko!
Luke: Yep, can't be worse.
Leia: Grrrrrrr!
Padme: Ani? That you?
Luke:
Leia: ANI!
Han: This just got better.
The: And it begins….
Ben: How would you know?
The: He talks in his sleep. Loudly.
Vader: I DO NOT!
Padme: Uhhhhhhhhh….. I don't want to know…
Luke: XD
Han: XD
Leia: XD
Ben: XD
Vader has logged off
Padme: Ani?
Luke, Leia, Han, Ben, Padme, and The have logged off
Feb 1
Luke, Vader, Leia, Han, Ben, and Padme have logged on
Padme: Good Morning Everyone!
Vader: Where's my coffee.
Padme: You never where a morning person.
Han: How do you drink coffee?
Leia: Don't be rude!
Han: It was a fair question.
Vader: Decaf.
Luke: XD, that, like, is so not what he meant.
Leia: When did you turn into a teenaged girl?
Luke: How do you know I'm not ;)
Leia: YOU PROMISED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT!
Han: What did you do to MY LADY!
Leia: YOUR LADY!
Luke: Calm down, it was an experiment to test our genetics. It didn't work. Said we were related or something.
Ben: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Luke: ?
Ben: Inside Joke.
Padme: A very PAINFUL inside joke!
Ben: I wouldn't know.
Padme: I WOULD HOPE NOT!
Vader: Should I be getting something?
Padme: Nope.
Ben: XD
Han: Not getting this.
Leia: Me either.
Han: YOU AGREED WITH ME!
Leia: So?
Han: This is a very big step in our relationship.
Leia: What relationship?
Padme: I'm Pregnant!
Ben: Way to put it softly.
Vader: We already know this.
Padme: Here's the deal. It's twins.
Vader: WHAT?
Luke:…
Leia:…
Ben: XD
Ani has logged on
Ani: Hi!
Padme: ANI!
Luke: This makes no sense.
Leia: Have you seen his profile pic?
Han: What about it?
Leia: It's ADORABLE!
Vader: Huh?
Luke: Awwwwwwwww.
Ben: I know, ain't he cute?
Vader: CUTE!
Padme: He is always my little Ani.
Han: He is kinda… Cute.
Vader: Humph! THE SITH LORD IS NOT CUTE!
Leia: He looks like Luke.
Luke: Thanks, I think?
Vader has logged off
Ani: I don't get it.
Han: How old are you kid?
Ani: I'm 9!
Leia: Awwwwwwwww.
Luke, Leia, Han, and Ben have logged off
Ani: I still don't get it.
Padme: You'll get it when you're older.
Padme has logged off
Ani: That's not fair!
Ani has logged off
Feb 2
Luke, Vader, Leia, Padme, and Ani have logged on
Vader has tagged Luke as his son
Vader has tagged Leia as his daughter
Vader has tagged Padme as his wife
Luke has declined Vader as his father
Luke has tagged Ani as his father
Luke has tagged Padme as his mother
Luke has tagged Leia as his sister
Leia has declined Vader as her father
Leia has tagged Ani as her father
Leia has tagged Padme as her mother
Leia has accepted Luke as her brother
Padme has declined Vader as her husband
Padme has accepted Luke as her son
Padme has accepted Leia as her daughter
Padme has tagged Ani as her husband
Ani: Ummm, what?
Padme: Just accept them.
Ani has accepted Luke as his son
Ani has accepted Leia as his daughter
Ani has accepted Padme as his wife
Ani: When did we get married?
Padme: I'll tell you when you're older.
Ani: :(
Luke: Hah, even your younger self knows .
Vader: I'm ignoring you.
Vader: Why did you decline my requests?
Leia: Because nobody likes you.
Vader: That's not true.
Luke: Name someone who does.
Vader: Padme does.
Padme: No I don't!
Vader:…
Luke: You have no friends.
Vader has tagged Ani as his past self
Ani: Ummm, what?
Padme: Say no Ani!
Ani has declined Vader as his future self
Ani: This is too confusing.
Ani has logged off
Han has logged on
Han: AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION!
Han has logged off
Leia: Oh, Han.
Luke: That guy is always doing something to make everything awkward.
Leia: Just for that he's getting frozen in carbonate.
Vader: I already did that.
Leia: Arrested?
Luke: Done.
Leia: Eaten?
Luke: Done.
Leia: Smashed to bits?
Luke: Done.
Vader: When did that happen?
Luke: Long story.
Leia: You really...
Luke: ...don't want...
Leia: ...to know.
Luke: How about we make a dent in his ship?
Leia: YES! IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
Padme: Ah, young love.
Leia: Ewwwwwwwwww.
Luke: XD
Padme: Eek, the baby just kicked.
Luke: Well, that's not the slightest bit creepy.
Leia: Totally.
Vader: It must be Luke. He is the more VIOLENT one.
Luke: HEY!
Leia: HEY, I can be VIOLENT!
Luke:…
Vader:…
Luke: COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES!
Vader: No we don't, and when did you join the dark side.
Luke: NEVER!
Vader: Okay?
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO! *cut off my hand, fall down dramatically*
Luke has logged off
Leia: Do you really have cookies?
Vader: NO! That rumor is so INSULTING!
Padme: I want cookies.
Vader: Anything for you my angel...
Leia has logged off
Vader: *walks off to bake cookies*
Padme: Don't forget the pickles!
Padme has logged off
Vader: What is it with pregnant women and pickles?
Vader has logged off
Feb 3
Ahsoka and Ani have logged on
Ahsoka: Hi, Skyguy.
Ani: Who is Skyguy, who are you, and, if you didn't notice, we are the only ones here.
Luke has logged on
Luke: Hi dad.
Ani: I stand corrected, and I am NOT your father.
Luke: Never thought I'd hear you say that.
Ahsoka: Dad! Skyguy has a child?
Luke: Who's Skyguy, and who are you?
Ani: That is what I asked.
Ahsoka: Skyguy, you know I'm talking to you. I'm your padawan.
Ani: Why can't anyone tell me WHAT IS GOING ON!
Luke: Yet, you still log on each day.
Luke: ? You had a padawan? XD
Vader has logged on
Ahsoka: Awww, I just looked at Skyguy's profile picture and it is so cute!
Vader: Who are Ahsoka and Skyguy?
Ahsoka: Who is Vader?
Vader: What? You don't know the powerful SITH LORD!
Ahsoka: What? A SITH LORD! And Skyguy was talking to him!
Vader: Who is Skyguy?
Luke: This comedy is GOLD! Ha ha ha.
Padme has logged on
Ahsoka: Padme you know who I am, right? Skyguy forgot!
Padme: Ahsoka? Ahsoka Tano!
Ahsoka: Yes, You remember me!
Padme: Of course I remember you, you were the best padawan Ani ever had!
Ahsoka: I was the only padawan he ever had! :)
Ani: What are you talking about? What's a padawan?
Luke: You were my dad's padawan?
Ani: STOP IGNORING ME!
Ahsoka: If by dad you mean Skyguy, then yes. I hope you mean Skyguy.
Vader: WHO IS SKYGUY!
Padme: That was her nickname for you.
Vader: What! I had a padawan?
Ahsoka: I never said you had a padawan!
Vader: I'm Anakin Skywalker. Or, I was. That name has no meaning to me now.
Ahsoka: You can't be. Skyguy would never turn evil.
Luke: Alternate Universes are so confusing.
Padme: Please explain, you and I are the only RATIONAL ones here.
Luke: If you look on my profile I will explain it.
Padme: EVERYONE GO TO LUKE'S PROFILE PAGE NOW!
Vader: Fine, fine.
Ahsoka: Wow, temper, temper.
Ani: FINALLY! An explanation!
Vader: Nice diagram my son.
Luke: I AM NOT YOUR SON!
Ani: I finally understand, I think.
Ahsoka has logged off
Vader: She was unable to accept the truth.
Vader has logged off
Padme: Poor girl, I'll go check on her.
Padme has logged off
Ani: Soooooooo…
Luke: Yeah…
Ani: Well, this is awkward…
Luke: You have no idea.
Ani: Do I really turn evil?
Luke: For Love.
Ani: Okay…
Ani has logged off
Luke: Poor kid, must be so depressed now.
Luke has logged off
Feb 4
Luke and Leia have logged on
Leia: Get a life Luke, you're on here all the time.
Luke: You can't make me.
Han has logged on
Leia: You completely ignored me when I walked in your room.
Han: What were you doing in his room?
Leia: We. Are. Siblings. How many times MUST I REPEAT MYSELF!
Luke: You will keep repeating it until your wedding day.
Han: Yeah, Our wedding day Princess.
Leia: If you were the last guy on Earth…
Han: Sorry Luke, I'm gonna have to kill you now.
Leia: I wasn't serious.
Luke: It's for a good cause.
Leia: Guys, It was an expression. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALY!
Han: What kind of ring do you want?
Luke: She won't answer you, but get her a big diamond. Girls love diamonds.
Han: Chewie's the best man.
Luke: No Fair!
Han: I've known him longer than I've known you.
Luke: So, I'm her older brother.
Han: No, and that's final!
Luke: :(
Leia: WE! ARE! NOT! GETTING! MARRIED! And Luke, I'm older than you.
Luke: No, I'm older!
Leia: No, I am!
Luke: No, I am!
Leia: No, I am!
Luke: No, I am!
Leia: No, I am!
Luke: No, I am!
Leia: No, I am!
Padme and Ben have logged on
Luke: Mom, who's older, me or Leia?
Padme: How should I know, I'm still Pregnant!
Ben: Luke's older.
Ben has logged off
Luke: HA!
Leia: Grrrrrrr…
Padme: How did he know?
Han: Yeah, the only way he would know would be…
Leia: What?
Han: He must have been there. There is way too much to this guy.
Padme: Do you know how creepy it is to me. I'm chatting to my future kids, and learning about my future.
Luke: Creepy… *Scary Music Plays In Background*
Han: Odd sense of humor kid.
Leia: Why? Why? Why? My brother is such a geek.
Luke: Hey!
Padme has logged off
Jaina has logged on
Luke: Who're You?
Jaina: Uncle Luke! What are you doing online?
Luke: Uncle?
Leia: Uncle Makes you sound old Luke.
Luke: I'm not old, Vader is.
Han: XD
Jaina: Mom, Dad, what are you doing online?
Luke: Uncle? Mom? Dad? Solo? YOU'RE HAN AND LEIA'S KID!
Leia: No way!
Han: Ha! You do marry me!
Luke: Well, we have had past, alternate universes, and now future. I LOVE this website!
Leia has logged off
Jaina: Mom?
Han: I'll get her.
Han has logged off
Jaina: Dad?
Luke: So tell me, how awesome is the future me?
Jaina has logged off
Luke: COME ON!
Luke has logged off
Feb 5
Luke, Ani, Ahsoka, and Jaina have logged on
Jaina has tagged Luke as her uncle
Jaina has tagged Leia as her mother
Jaina has tagged Han as her father
Jaina has tagged Ani as her grandfather
Jaina has tagged Padme as her grandmother
Luke has accepted Jaina as his niece
Ani has accepted Jaina as his granddaughter
Ani: This makes me feel old, but I'm nine.
Luke: XD
Jaina: You seem very accepting Luke.
Ahsoka: This still creeps me out. I wonder if I should tell my Anakin to log on.
Luke: NO!
Ahsoka: ?
Luke: That would ruin the fun :(
Ahsoka: ?
Luke: I've met him, he is soooooo boring.
Jaina: You shouldn't talk about your father that way.
Luke: Like you don't talk about Han behind his back.
Jaina: That's different!
Luke: *raises eyebrow*
Jaina: *pouts*
Luke: *looks down disapprovingly*
Jaina: *smiles sheepishly*
Luke: *pats Jaina on back*
Jaina: *gives Luke weird look*
Luke: *grins and walks off*
Jaina: *shakes head*
Ani: XD
Ahsoka: ?
Ani: Is that all you can say.
Ahsoka: …
Luke: I like your style Jaina.
Ahsoka has logged off
Leia, Padme, and Han have logged on
Padme has accepted Jaina as her granddaughter
Han has accepted Jaina as his daughter
Han has tagged Leia as his wife
Leia has accepted Jaina as her daughter
Leia has declined Han as her husband
Leia and Padme have logged off
Han: Aw, Leia. Come On!
Han has logged off
Luke: Wow, they're dramatic.
Jaina: I know right?
Luke, Jaina, and Ani have logged off
Feb 6
Luke and Han have logged on
Han: How did you get music yesterday?
Luke: Just press control, m, and chose your music.
Han: Okay.
Luke: *cheering audience*
Han: *applause*
Luke: Cool, right?
Han: Yeah, kid.
Vader has logged on
Luke: *scary music plays in background*
Vader: How do you do that?
Han: Don't tell him.
Vader: Don't tell me what?
Luke: Why would you even ask that? Why would I tell you the answer?
Vader: I don't know. Because I'm your father?
Luke: No, I wouldn't! And you're not my father!
Han: XD
Vader: AND! WHAT! ARE! THESE! INFERNAL! SMILING! CODES!
Luke: XD
Han: XD
Luke: XD
Han: XD
Luke: *laughter*
Han: *laughter*
Vader has logged off
The has logged on
Luke *scary music plays in background*
The: How do you do that?
Luke: *cheering audience*
The: Mwa ha ha ha ha! I will take over the web!
Luke: *evil, horrible music plays*
Luke: *boos*
Luke: Now I will take over the web!
Luke: *awesome music plays*
Luke: *applause*
Luke: Looks like the universe likes me better.
Han: Bye now.
The: Han? How long have you been here?
Han: Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.
Luke: *applause*
The: Seriously? He gets applause for answering a question, and I get boos for actually talking?
Luke: It's a Republic audience, what did you expect from us?
The: I don't know.
Luke: Wrong answer. Bye now.
The has logged off
Han: XD
Luke: XD
Han: How did you get him to log off?
Luke: I didn't.
Han: Oh.
Luke and Han have logged off
Vader has logged on
Vader: Mwa ha ha ha ha! I have defeated you in online light saber duels.
Vader: Ummmmmmmm… Luke, are you still there?
Vader: Luke?
Vader: Darn it, he logged off.
Vader has logged off
Feb 7
Ani and Vader have logged on
Ani: Hey, I LOOK HOT IN THE FUTURE, when does my hair turn brown, I thought it never would.
Vader: In due time my boy, due time.
Ani: Why can't anyone say what they mean! And I am not your boy!
Vader: It had been sun bleached, so when I got off Tatooine it got darker.
Ani: And why did I turn evil?
Ben and Luke have logged on
Vader: Ben started it.
Ben: Well you escalated it!
Vader: Did not!
Ben: Did to!
Vader: Did not!
Ben: Did to!
Vader: Did not!
Ben: Did to!
Vader: Did not!
Ben: Did to!
Vader: Did not!
Ben: Did to!
Vader: Did not!
Ben: Did to!
Ben: What are we fighting about?
Ani: And I thought I was a child.
Luke: *laughing*
The has logged on
The: Noooooooooo!
Luke: What?
The: I almost beat the high score!
Luke: What was the high score, and who got it?
The: 1,975,000, and someone named DV.
Vader: That was me!
The: Oh.
Ani: What game?
Luke: Light saber duels online.
Vader: I will get you for almost beating my one and only high score!
Vader has logged off
The: Will he?
Ben: Yep.
Ben has logged off
The has logged off
Ani: Why does he have the high score?
Luke: Because up until now, no one else had been playing except The Emperor.
Ani: I wanna play!
Ani has logged off
Luke: That high score will be mine!
Luke has logged off
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