Alice: Here's a one-shot!

Emily: It can be related to Lemon Soup, but it can be read on its own as well.

Alice: Enjoy!

Title: Lime Soup

Summary: Yugi asks a very awkward question. "What's sex, Yami?" "…"

Pairings: Puppyshipping, puzzleshipping.

Lime Soup

"What's sex?"

If Yami had been drinking something, he would have surely spit it out. Yami glanced at Yugi, who stared at him with such innocent eyes it almost scared him. He knew Yugi was a bit… innocent but… shouldn't teenagers have had health class by now? Yami bit his lip, wondering how much it changed over the past 5,000 years. Quite a bit, Yami thought.

"It's… why are you asking?" Yami asked. "And why me?"

"Well… you're my other me," Yugi blushed a tiny bit. "As for why… well… I walked in on Jounouchi and Kaiba doing something weird. After that, Jounouchi just said it was sex."

Yami raised an eyebrow. Kaiba and Jounouchi? Well, there was a shocker. Biting his lip, he decided to answer the question, "Well, aibou, when a man loves a woman…"

"Jounouchi's a girl!"

"No!" Yami exclaimed, holding his arms up in defense. "Err.. when two people… or beings… or anything really that can sexually produce… they get… um… horny."

"Horny?"

Oh god, Yami thought. He would have never thought he would explain it to him, much less Yugi repeating the words he was saying! "Yes, horny. When you have a strong desire to shove your cock into a hole of some sort."

Yugi's eyes widened. "So… give me an example. Show me."

This time, Yami just plain spit. He may not have been drinking, but he still did a spit take. Yami bit his lip before sighing. "I would need your complete trust."

"You already have it."

Yami fiddled his fingers, "Strip."

"Excuse me?"

"You told me to show you."

Yugi tilted his head, but he still slowly unbuttoned his shirt. Yami, completely red, just stared at his aibou, an unnecessary friend coming in just below his belt. Yugi stood there, in just his pants, smiling as if he had done something completely amazing. "Is that it?"

"Um… what did you see with Jounouchi-kun and Kaiba-kun?" Yami shrank away a bit, scared to even hear the response. Yugi paused a bit, placing his finger on his cheek. It would be adorable… if his shirt was on. Instead, he just looked damn sexy to Yami!

"They were… here, I'll show you," Yugi said. He quickly grabbed Yami's hand and led him to the wall. Yugi pressed Yami against the wall, slowly placing his hand down to meet his "friend". Yugi, with his other hand, lifted up Yami's shirt, trailing kisses down Yami's chest. Yami gasped, all means of reality escaping him. He grabbed Yugi, switching their positions. Yami pressed his lips against Yugi's in a forceful kiss. Yami slowly parted, breathing heavily only to blink. Yugi stood there, smirking. "You honestly thought I was that innocent? Come on, I know what sex is."

"W-what?"

"I needed some way to get you to kiss me. Let's face it, I'm head over heels for you."

Without another word, Yugi kissed Yami once again, his hands wrapping around Yami's neck. Yami, who was completely confused, just shrugged and decided to ask questions later. Right now, he just wanted to "punish" Yugi for lying to him.

Alice: Oh Yugi you sly little uke!

Emily: Thanks for reading!

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