Here we are. Book Seven. It all comes down to this.

Chapter 1

The two figures glared at each other right after appearing out of nowhere on a moonlit lane. One was pointing a wand, and the other was pointing his finger, which was sparking black and red. Then, the two recognized each other, causing them to relax.

"Ahhh, Severus. Good to see you. Any news?" Cell smiled.

"The best." Snape answered.

"I guess that we might be a little late, but I'm sure that he won't mind." Cell chuckled as they walked down the path, Cell occasionally slicing the random branch or twig that got into his face. After several minutes, a large iron gate came into view. While Snape ficked his wand, Cell's eyes flashed with a red glow. Then, the two seemed to pass through the gate as if it was smoke. As they passed the hedge, a rustling sound made them turn. While Snape's hand went for his wand, Ceel's eyes flashed, sending a red blast flying into the hedge.

SQUAK! When the smoke faded, they both saw the body of a peacock lying in a small crater.

"Oops. Well, you can never be sure." Cell chuckled. As they reached the front of the mansion, the doors opened, like an electric door.

"Please. My mansion is twice this size." Cell muttered as they walked down a long black hallway. After a minute, they reached a large black door that had two of Frieza's henchmen in front of it.

"Who goes… oh! Lord Cell! Welcome, the meeting's already started!" one of the henchman said as his partner opened the door. Cell and Snape entered to see a dark room with a long table, with people sitting at it. What caught their attention was the woman who was levitated a foot off the table and slowly revolving in a 360 circle. There were henchmen at every door.

"There you are, Android!" Frieza spoke up from his spot, while Cell Junior waved at Cell next to Frieza.

"Snape, Cell. You are nearly late." A high clear voice said. Cell smirked at the pale man with slits for nostrils and red eyes. On the floor was Nagini, curled up at Voldemort's feet.

Cell hissed a greeting as he sat down right next to Voldemort, causing several Death Eaters to gasp.

"Oh, before we start, I just wanted to say that I got copies of the "Dumbledore is dead" party right here. Anyone want one?" Cell asked as he snapped his fingers, causing a brown box to appear out of nowhere and pulled out several disks. Nervously, several Death Eaters raised their hands. Voldemort was dead silent as the Death Eaters silently pocketed the disks after Cell slid it to them.

"Are you sure you don't want one, Riddle? I mean, not only did you down 7 firewhiskies, but the part where you humped." Cell began to say.

"ENOUGH! I DO NOT WANT A COPY!" Voldemort roared, making the room go silent.

"Sheesh." Cell muttered as he snapped his fingers, causing the box to vanish.

"I hope you have some useful information, android." Voldemort hissed.

"I do, as a matter of fact. Harry Potter will be moved next Saturday, at nightfall. Snape heard the same thing." Cell smirked.

"Is this true, Severus?" Voldemort asked. Snape nodded.

I've heard differently, my lord. Dwalish, the auror, has let slip that the Potter boy will not be moved until the thirtieth, the night before his 17th birthday." Yaxely spoke up.

"Oh please. Dwalish is the dumbest auror I've ever seen. How he got there is still a mystery to me." This resulted in some laughs.

"Cell is correct. The Auror office will no longer play a part in the protection of Harry Potter. There are some who believe that we have infiltrated the Ministry." Snape added.

"Well, they've got that right, right dad?" Cell Junior smirked, resulting in laughs from Frieza, several henchmen, and the Death Eaters.

"Right. My strategy of replacing missing ministry officials with my children in disguise has really paid off." Cell chuckled.

"Do you know where he will be taken?" Voldemort asked.

"My guess is that he will be taken to the home of someone in the order. I've heard that it will have every type of protection possible, so attacking it would not be a good idea." Cell answered.

"That's coming from the guy who broke into Hogwarts twice. I'd listen to him." Bojack spoke.

"Options, Dr. Gero?" Voldemort asked.

"Ahh, yes! Well, based on all the research, I would have to conclude that if the Ministry fell by next Saturday, then we could break through the protective enchantments." Dr. Gero answered.

"I see… how is your army coming along, Frieza?" Voldemort asked.

"Very well. Since both my father and brother are still dead, I have inherited their empires. I sent out the message to come to Earth, just as we planned. The problem at this point is getting the footsoldiers and ships adjusted to the Wizarding World." Frieza sighed.

"What about Gohan Son and the other Z Fighters? They are the biggest threat at this point, especially since Son is 17 years old. He's escaped you multiple times." Voldemort asked.

"The only ones we have to worry about are Gohan and Goku. And they will fall easy. Besides, I could say the same thing about you and Potter." Cell chuckled. Several Death Eater gasped and Nagini hissed. At that moment, a wail went from the basement.

"WORMTAIL!" Voldemort roared, causing Pettigrew to flinch.

"What have I told you about keeping our guests quiet?" Voldemort barked.

"Yes sir, right away!" Wormtail rushed towards the dungeon immediately.

"I find myself in an unfortunate complication. Potter's wand and mine share the same core, as some of you know. We can wound, but not fatally kill one another." No one said a word.

'If I am to kill him, I must use another's wand. Who will volunteer?" Voldemort asked.

"I nominate Lucius." Cell spoke up, causing the Malfoys to whirl and look at the android with hatred. Cell smiled.

"What a splendid idea, Cell. Thank you. Lucius?" Lucius looked up to see Voldemort extending his hand. Slowly, he handed his wand to Voldemort. As Voldemort took the wand, Malfoy made the tiniest movement, as if he expected for Voldemort to hand him his wand. But Voldemort noticed.

"Did you expect my wand in return? Mine?" Voldemort asked. Cell roared with laughed while Cell Junior rolled on the floor giggling. At that, the rest of the room burst into laughter. Then, Voldemort raised the wand, causing the room to go silent. He flicked his wand, causing the levitating person to slowly float forward.

"For those of you who don't know our guest, this is Ms. Charity Burbidge, who until recently, taught Muggle Studies at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." This was answered with laughter, and several Death Eaters, such as Bellatrix, spat on the floor.

"She believes that we are actually no different from muggles. Given her way, she would have us mate with them." Cell roared with laughter at that comment, while Frieza chuckled. Evil Gohan snarled as his tail whipped behind him, smashing a portion of the wall.

"Well, soon, Muggles will no longer be a problem, right, Dr. Gero?" Cell smirked.

"Right. Soon, Witches and Wizards will rule the universe!" Dr. Gero grinned at the cheers he got.

"Severus…" the room froze.

"Severus… please…" she gasped.

"Avada Kedavra!" the green light shot from Voldemort's wand and struck the woman, causing her to crash to the table.

" I guess I'll have Cell Junior take her place long enough for her to "resign." Cell sighed.

"Nagini… dinner." As Voldemort said this, Nagini slid up onto the table, pass the Death Eaters and a disgusted Frieza, and then it opened its mouth and pounced.

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