~~~~~Month 9 yippie!!~~~~~
It had been 3 months since anyone had to go shopping for food. Nny bought three years worth of canned food. He had a bit of a mass killing spree, and didn't want to go back anytime soon. Devi lay on the couch; she was very plump now and VERY irritable. Nny crept around the house as silently as he could. He wanted a brainfreezy. He slid as silent as death out the door and down the hall. He ran as fast as he could to his little gray car and drove off to the 24/7. He parked in four spaces and ran in. Nny pulled the lever on the machine, only to find it wasn't on. He looked at the watch he had for the fic. It was only 10:30pm.
"Sir, why is the machine off, it's only 10:31!" Nny asked the clerk angrily.
"I plug it back in when you park right!" The man yelled back at him. Nny pulled a knife out of his boot and chucked it at the man's head, splitting it in two. He grabbed the knife and plugged the brainfreezy machine back in.
"Sorry sir but I'm in a bit of a hurry!" Nny said filling up his cup. He sipped it happily leaving the money on the corner, in a pool of blood. He hopped into his car and drove off to Devi's, on his way over he saw his house he stopped for a sec, peering in to the boarded windows, he could hear moans coming from the house.
"I wonder how some of them are still alive… They should have died after a week; they must be eating Mr. Sama! Ewwww…" Nny thought aloud. He drove on to Devi's as fast as he could, he had a feeling something was happing. Nny parked and ran up to Devi's apartment. He found the fat psychic lady blocking the way.
"I need a pound of sugar bitch!!!!" yelled the horrendously fat woman.
"I told you, I don't have any!!" Devi cried in response.
"LIES!" The woman said, banging on the door. Nny pulled a knife from his boot and poked the lady with it. A wave of fat, blood, and organs spilled from the ever-widening hole. Drenching poor Nny in very grotesque gooey stuff. Nny screamed like a little girl and ran into the shower fully clothed. Pouring bottles upon bottles of soap and disinfectant. Devi set up a video camera so she could watch this whenever she was depressed, to remind her of a popping fat lady. Suddenly Devi fell to her knees, her water had just broken. Nny looked over at Devi in horror.
"Great, more weird human waste!"
"Nny the baby's coming!" Devi yelled at Nny angrily. Nny jumped out of the tub and carried Devi down to his car. {A/N adrenalin rushes are fun!}. He placed Devi in the car and was off faster than you can say lsaljkajkabkaeiwowksdkaak. Nny raced off to the hospital. He pulled up and ran Devi in. Oddly enough, a team of paramedics where right there to bring Devi up to the delivery room. Nny ran after them wondering why he didn't rip off his genitals when he had the chance. A doctor {a.k.a me} greeted his at the door of the room handing him funny hospital clothes. Nny put on the clothes and walked in. Two hours later Nny awoke in a hospital bed next to Devi.
"Wait, what happened?" Nny asked Devi, he noticed she was holding a baby. "Is that our baby?"
"No…" Devi said sarcastically. She smiled down at it. "It's a girl, her name is Faye. Oh and Nny you fainted, with all the things you've seen, I'm surprised."
"Well I'm glad to see you're all better!" Dr. Me said. "Well, I have a leg to reattach. Bu-BYE!"
A/N WEEEEHOO! Wow that sucked! Well, I'll write a bit more, maybe…
It had been 3 months since anyone had to go shopping for food. Nny bought three years worth of canned food. He had a bit of a mass killing spree, and didn't want to go back anytime soon. Devi lay on the couch; she was very plump now and VERY irritable. Nny crept around the house as silently as he could. He wanted a brainfreezy. He slid as silent as death out the door and down the hall. He ran as fast as he could to his little gray car and drove off to the 24/7. He parked in four spaces and ran in. Nny pulled the lever on the machine, only to find it wasn't on. He looked at the watch he had for the fic. It was only 10:30pm.
"Sir, why is the machine off, it's only 10:31!" Nny asked the clerk angrily.
"I plug it back in when you park right!" The man yelled back at him. Nny pulled a knife out of his boot and chucked it at the man's head, splitting it in two. He grabbed the knife and plugged the brainfreezy machine back in.
"Sorry sir but I'm in a bit of a hurry!" Nny said filling up his cup. He sipped it happily leaving the money on the corner, in a pool of blood. He hopped into his car and drove off to Devi's, on his way over he saw his house he stopped for a sec, peering in to the boarded windows, he could hear moans coming from the house.
"I wonder how some of them are still alive… They should have died after a week; they must be eating Mr. Sama! Ewwww…" Nny thought aloud. He drove on to Devi's as fast as he could, he had a feeling something was happing. Nny parked and ran up to Devi's apartment. He found the fat psychic lady blocking the way.
"I need a pound of sugar bitch!!!!" yelled the horrendously fat woman.
"I told you, I don't have any!!" Devi cried in response.
"LIES!" The woman said, banging on the door. Nny pulled a knife from his boot and poked the lady with it. A wave of fat, blood, and organs spilled from the ever-widening hole. Drenching poor Nny in very grotesque gooey stuff. Nny screamed like a little girl and ran into the shower fully clothed. Pouring bottles upon bottles of soap and disinfectant. Devi set up a video camera so she could watch this whenever she was depressed, to remind her of a popping fat lady. Suddenly Devi fell to her knees, her water had just broken. Nny looked over at Devi in horror.
"Great, more weird human waste!"
"Nny the baby's coming!" Devi yelled at Nny angrily. Nny jumped out of the tub and carried Devi down to his car. {A/N adrenalin rushes are fun!}. He placed Devi in the car and was off faster than you can say lsaljkajkabkaeiwowksdkaak. Nny raced off to the hospital. He pulled up and ran Devi in. Oddly enough, a team of paramedics where right there to bring Devi up to the delivery room. Nny ran after them wondering why he didn't rip off his genitals when he had the chance. A doctor {a.k.a me} greeted his at the door of the room handing him funny hospital clothes. Nny put on the clothes and walked in. Two hours later Nny awoke in a hospital bed next to Devi.
"Wait, what happened?" Nny asked Devi, he noticed she was holding a baby. "Is that our baby?"
"No…" Devi said sarcastically. She smiled down at it. "It's a girl, her name is Faye. Oh and Nny you fainted, with all the things you've seen, I'm surprised."
"Well I'm glad to see you're all better!" Dr. Me said. "Well, I have a leg to reattach. Bu-BYE!"
A/N WEEEEHOO! Wow that sucked! Well, I'll write a bit more, maybe…