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"Finn stop slouching! I don't think Rachel would approve!" Kurt demanded to Finn sounding a lot like Finn's mother.
"Chill dude just be thankful I got you out of the house away from mom and Burt who are probably doing their jazz-ercizes right now." Finn said shuddering at the thought.
"Sorry it's not my fault Blaine decided that a jazz-ercize DVD would be the perfect Christmas present for them. Although I do believe it was your girlfriend who decided pink sparkly spandex would be a great present to go along with blaine's." Kurt said in mock apology.
"Whatever dude this might be fun having some bro to bro lunch time. But you know what would make it even better? If you payed." Finn said in a hopeful voice.
"Oh for the love of Madonna Finn! Did you spend all of your money on video games again."
"I'm sorry dude I had to get new controllers I kinda got angry and threw my old ones against a wall when I couldn't get past a level."
"You know what Finn you need to go to anger management classes."
"Sorry dude you know how I get when-."
"What in the gaga is that" Kurt said pointing to two familiar guys.
" What the hell! Do all of the douche bags just hang out together!" Finn said in a clearly pissed off voice he couldn't believe what was standing before him both Jesse St. James and Sebastian.
"Well now aren't you thankful we didn't invite Rachel and Blaine because we all know how jealous you get when Rachel and Jesse talk." Kurt said in an i-told-you-so voice.
"Crap they are walking over here what do we do ." Finn said with a very panicked voice.
"Just stay calm and try not to have a repeat of prom." Kurt said receiving a glare from Finn
"Hello Finn, and Kurt what a coincidence running into you here I don't suppose Rachel is here with you because she won't return my calls and I think her phone is broken." Jesse said very arrogantly.
"No actually Jesse she's not here and there is nothing wrong with her phone she just chooses to ignore you." Finn said very proud of himself that he didn't punch Jesse.
"Well Kurt how's Blaine doing I wish I could tell him how sorry I am in person for the slushy incident. I didn't mean to hit him." Sebastian said with fake concern dripping in his voice.
"Look I don't know why you even came over and started talking to us but you need to leave."
Kurt said trying to take the high road but it was clear that Finn looked uncomfortable
"You know Finn, if I weren't gay I wouldn't mind having a slice of Rachel Berry pie myself." Sebastian said in a suggestive tone clearly trying to send Finn off the edge.
"That's it! No one gets to talk about my girlfriend like that especially not the same dick wad who almost made Blaine go blind! And I don't care if your gay or not I'm the only one who gets Berry pie from Rachel!" Finn said and stomped off like a little girl.
"Well I guess were going now and Sebastian try not to throw anymore slushies in peoples faces." This made Jesse chuckle a little bit.
"Oh and Jesse for future reference you cook eggs in a pan not on peoples heads." Kurt said proud of his what he thought was a good insult.
Thirty minutes later when they got home Rachel and Blaine were sitting there waiting for them when Finn burst in the door and picked Rachel up and started kissing her passionately.
"No one else gets a slice of Rachel berry pie." Finn mumbled. And before a clearly confused Rachel could get another word out he smashed his lips against hers.
"What's with him ?" Blaine asked very curiously.
"Oh he's just had a long day." Kurt said with a chuckle.
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