1. Tell him that redheads have no soul

2. When he tells you he dyed his hair, run around screaming "fake Ginger fake ginger!"

3. Tell him he looks like Ariel.

4. Arrange a date with Grell and Beyond Birthday, but tell Grell that Beyond is Sebas-chan. Then reveal that it's not Sebas-chan. Make sure to pay BB in jam for doing this.

5. Lock him in a white room in a white insane asylum. Watch him go crazy because he hates white (so he'll definitely look like he belongs there! :-3)

6. Everytime he walks into the room shout Rupunzle Rupunzle, let down your hair!

7. Tie him up for at least six hours, and read him SebastianxCiel fanfics aloud.

8. Braid his hair while he's asleep

9. Give him a copy of Beyond Birthday's guid to suicide by saturnilluminates.

10. Confiscate his chainsaw and say you did it because suicidal people can't have "dangerous things" around them in a patronizing voice.

11. Dye his hair green

12. Leave lacy red ladies undergarments in Sebastian's room, and blame it on Grell.

13. Nickname Grell, "Gay Death Butler"

14. Tie his hair to something when he isn't looking (like a lamppost)

15. Dye his hair black and cut it and say he looks like Mikami. ('cause he already had the glasses and teeth)

16. If your a dude, then say "Hey there cute chick, can I have your number?

17. Ask if he dyed his hair with the blood from the pepole he murdered

18. Kick him in the face. Make sure you break his glasses (yeah this one is lame)

19. Pull his hair a lot and snicker annoyingly after each yank.

20. Ask if he envies Sebastian's cats because they get Sebby's cuddles and he doesn't