Disclaimer: Nope. Still no change. The universe doesn't seem to want to work with me to get me to be an owner of The Vampire Diaries.

A/N: I am SO SO SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE! I had so many things to do, I kind of 'forgot' about this... Again, sorry! Aliens didn't abduct me. God, I'm sorry. I will have to try updating stories much faster from now on. This month isn't a good month concerning my stories. I'll have to deal with that one.

Elena Gilbert and of course I had 2 walk home alone in the darkness. I bet sth creepy will happen

Matt Donovan: finally making myself useful ^^

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Elena Gilbert: aww Matty 3

Matt Donovan: this town is messed up.

Stefan Salvatore: Klaus really wanted 2 marry u to this guy?

Klaus Mikaelson: always the best 4 princess Elena ;) And I haven't said anything about that yet, so in a later discussion maybe.

Caroline Forbes likes this

Klaus Mikaelson: SHE LIKED MY COMMENT! PARTYYYYYYY AT MY HOUSE MATE!

Stefan Salvatore: so u can force feed me :'(

Damon Salvatore: quit being a moron Stef... I wonder y he wanted 2 b friends with u

Klaus Mikaelson: sometimes I wonder that 2

Elena Gilbert: getting into the dark house and oh! The electricity is off. Next we find sb dead.

Matt Donovan: don't mean 2 ruin it but have u seen the bloody handprints here?

Elena Gilbert: I wonder what they mean... Matt! Let's examine them. Put ur detective hat on.

Matt Donovan: yes, Miss!

Elijah Mikaelson: WTH?

Elena Gilbert: torches out. Good, now we go up the staircase 2 c who is dead. So u think that Ric will let me not do my homework if he's dead?

Alaric Saltzman: ouch... I think I stabbed myself. I'm such a moron. But wait, my memories r being erased by that ring so... what was I talking about?

Elena Gilbert: Alaric's dead. Or stabbed. Whatever. AAAAHHHHH is that a spider? Get it away, get it away!

Matt Donovan: I know, I know; here comes the insect killer. Ok, now let's help Ric.

Elena Gilbert: I'm hungry

Klaus Mikaelson: shall I force feed u?

Elena Gilbert: let me force feed Ric with my blood first though

Alaric Saltzman: ur blood tastes funny -.-

Bill Forbes: c y I don't drink human blood?

Elena Gilbert: stabbing history teachers is FUN!

Alaric Saltzman: it hurts


Klaus Mikaelson delicious. Tastes like pizza and marshmallows. Yum

Stefan Salvatore: yuck

Klaus Mikaelson: STFU. Delicious. Fergalicious.

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Damon Salvatore: I'm back! And I have the song stuck in my head -.- Fergalicious... Lalalala!

Stefan Salvatore: let's make a deal.

Elijah Mikaelson: I beat up Damon, I found it a noble thing to do.

Klaus Mikaelson: oh sure.

Damon Salvatore: Klaus propose sth, I was 2 bored 2 think. Well, actually I did think of u liking all my FB pics and getting the coffins in return but Stefan didn't agree with me :/

Klaus Mikaelson: Stefan, u suck. But when the hell did u guys discuss that? Never mind. I offer Elena's future happiness.

Elena Gilbert: is he offering everything 2 revolve solely around me?

Damon Salvatore: nope

Klaus Mikaelson: I offer u free internet connection 4 the rest of ur life, Elena. Oh, but u have 2 marry that football player and give me the coffins in return.

Elena Gilbert: done.

Stefan Salvatore: not done. Didn't u say that FB is the worst thing 4 her?

Klaus Mikaelson: only with u 2 around. Do u accept?

Stefan Salvatore: I... Nah.

Klaus Mikaelson: DIE DIE DIE!

Damon Salvatore: oh dude, but I thought you were BFFs and stuff :/

Klaus Mikaelson: family above all, bitches.

Stefan Salvatore: bitches r dogs. U r half a werewolf ;)

Elijah Mikaelson: not helpful, Stefan.

Damon Salvatore: I know u r trying to act like a boss, bro, but at the moment it is not helping :/

Stefan Salvatore: screw u.

Klaus Mikaelson: bring me the coffin or I burn his shirt 4 evaaa.

Elena Gilbert likes this.

Chloe Rivers: oh duuuude plz burn Damon's shirt instead of Stefan's.

Klaus Mikaelson: and u r...?

Chloe Rivers: A fan girl, duh!

Klaus Mikaelson: -.- I'm burning Stefan's shirt. Unless Damon brings me the coffin.

Damon Salvatore: I brought him that shirt... it was damn expensive. I'm getting the coffin.

Elijah Mikaelson: I'll go resurrect our siblings then.

Klaus Mikaelson: C u!


Caroline Forbes we have a car with the title "Sherriff" in front of our house and daddy is about 2 die.

Elijah Mikaelson, Damon Salvatore and 22 other people like this.

Bill Forbes: -_- Screw u all.

Elijah Mikaelson: u kinda freak me out.

Bill Forbes: I like ur hair ;)

Stefan Salvatore: u should've seen mine in the 1920's.

Rebekah Mikaelson: the hair spray factories ran out of hairspray bc of u.

Elena Gilbert: wait... what?

Bill Forbes: hey! I'm dying over here.

Stefan Salvatore, Elijah Mikaelson and 16 other people like this.

Caroline Forbes: how r u feeling?

Bill Forbes: tired. And hungry.

Caroline Forbes: do you want to drink blood and stay alive?

Bill Forbes: it tastes funny :/

Caroline Forbes: oh come on! Try.

Bill Forbes: yuck. I'd rather die.

Damon Salvatore: soon ur wish will become true.

Klaus Mikaelson likes this.

Bill Forbes: k. I think I can die now. C u all in ghost world ;)

Caroline Forbes: nooooooo daddy!

Bill Forbes: too bored 2 give an inspiring talk 2 u about ur life as a vamp.

Caroline Forbes: r u dead now?

Bill Forbes: yes. Ghost world really DOES have free internet! :D

Esther the Original Bitch: I know, right?

Stefan Salvatore: Ghost world has FREE wi-fi? KILL ME, KLAUS!

Klaus Mikaelson: nah. I need sb who can teach me how to attain an American accent and you must do so when u become an asshole again.

Elijah Mikaelson: I'm back! And look what I have! A girl who is carrying daggers on a plate! :D

Esther the Original Bitch and the rest of the Mikaelson family like this.

Klaus Mikaelson: uh-oh... I'm being stabbed -.- Happy family reunion. I'm so happ all.

Elijah Mikaelson: Damon, Stefan u can leave.

Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore like this.

Kol Mikaelson: SURPRISE!

Elena Gilbert: OMG the Mikaelsons r such hotties o.0

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Damon Salvatore: if anyone of u readers was wondering, I created another account titled "The Mikaelson Family" 2 make things easier ;)


Caroline Forbes exchanging significant glances with mom.

Elena Gilbert: back 2 me :D

Matt Donovan: is our history teacher still dead? Bc I'm getting a little bored -.-

Elena Gilbert: no, I think he's just lying here, pretending to be dead. Shall we poke him with a stick 2 c if sth will happen?

Matt Donovan: yes!

Elena Gilbert: oh btw, Caroline's dad is dead.

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Bill Forbes: oh stop liking the fact that I am dead! Btw, we now have wi-fi in the ghost world so I'll be FB stalking u, Caroline. And you, Elijah.

Caroline Forbes: no way.

Elijah Mikaelson: I believe the term I am searching for is FML.

Elena Gilbert: hey Matt, do u mind staying next 2 me to look at a corpse?

Matt Donovan: no problem I always wante dead teacher.

Elena Gilbert: I can't lose anymore family I know that everyone in this town is dying 4 me and stuff, but I can't lose any1 anymore :/ I don't care if everyone else dies. Just not the people I love.

Damon Salvatore: heyyy guys! Back 2 us ;)

Stefan Salvatore: I love u Elenaaa :D And yes, we're bickering at the moment.

Elijah Mikaelson: can u 2 shut up?

Damon Salvatore: nope. I love Elena 2, u know Stefan

Elena Gilbert: and I love u both but I love Stefan more bc he kisses better

Stefan Salvatore: I know I do.

Elijah Mikaelson: I love my shoe. Now shut up.

Damon Salvatore: ok, ok we're shutting up (Klaus u were right, Elijah is a buzz kill)

Klaus Mikaleson likes this.

Klaus Mikaelson: ELIJAH R U CHEATING ON YOUR SUIT WITH YOUR SHOE? :O Now that is what I call a scandal...

Sherriff Forbes: oh btw Elena Meredith didn't kill Alaric.

Elena Gilbert: I knew it :D


Rebekah Mikaelson I like the house, Nik.

Klaus Mikaelson likes this.

Klaus Mikaelson: I thought it would be a place to stay, a place we can call- why are you throwing a vase at the wall?

Rebekah Mikaelson: bc I want to destroy the house.

Klaus Mikaelson: y?

Rebekah Mikaelson: bc the house isn't mine. And I like the house. And I destroy everything that I like that is not mine.

Klaus Mikaelson: right...

Finn Mikaelson: oh look it's mom! Mommyyy I missed you :D

Kol Mikaelson: mom, do you think I'm hot?

Elijah Mikaelson: and the term I am searching 4 is WTF.

Rebekah Mikaelson: you don't happen to be here so you can cast a spell that will kill us all, r u?

Esther the Original Bitch: no, ofc not. I only want our family 2 be as one, as we were before that douche of a husband turned you all into vampires (translated that means that I want you all to die).

Klaus Mikaelson: will u kill me? :/

Esther the Original Bitch: ofc not. Not in this episode anyway. I will try to kill you soon, though don't worry

Rebekah Mikaelson: ew, mom, have you honestly been stuck in that dress 4 the past millennium? -.-

Esther the Original Bitch: obv -.- It was my fav dress.

Klaus Mikaelson: can I still go to bed late?

Esther the Original Bitch: we shall c. But u have been a bad boy. U need 2 b punished.

Klaus Mikaelson: r u going 2 kill me?

Esther the Original Bitch: no. I am going to make you go and stand in the corner 4 10 minutes, and leave u time 2 think about what u did.

Bonnie Bennett: HAHAHAHA SCREW U!

Klaus Mikaelson: back at u. U r still stuck in that cave, remember? ;)

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Kol Mikaelson: well, c u in the next episode I guess ;)

Klaus Mikaelson: WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THE EPISODES?

Jade Colours: meaning that u will return?

Elijah Mikaelson: ofc. It took me hours 2 manage 2 create a FB account. I'm not leaving.

Esther the Original Bitch: true dat.

Finn Mikaelson: mom as much as I luv u and stuff, don't use slang language on the internet.

Esther the Original Bitch: k.

Mikael the Psycho Daddy: 2 b continued.

And, yes, this will be continued. I will try to do the whole season, from 3x13 to 3x22. I might not succeed (just warning you). So, anyway, I swear I'll update faster, and as Mikael said, this will be continued :D As for Chloe Rivers, she is a friend of mine