Disclaimer: Nope. Still no change. The universe doesn't seem to want to work with me to get me to be an owner of The Vampire Diaries.
A/N: I am SO SO SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE! I had so many things to do, I kind of 'forgot' about this... Again, sorry! Aliens didn't abduct me. God, I'm sorry. I will have to try updating stories much faster from now on. This month isn't a good month concerning my stories. I'll have to deal with that one.
Elena Gilbert and of course I had 2 walk home alone in the darkness. I bet sth creepy will happen
Matt Donovan: finally making myself useful ^^
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Elena Gilbert: aww Matty 3
Matt Donovan: this town is messed up.
Stefan Salvatore: Klaus really wanted 2 marry u to this guy?
Klaus Mikaelson: always the best 4 princess Elena ;) And I haven't said anything about that yet, so in a later discussion maybe.
Caroline Forbes likes this
Klaus Mikaelson: SHE LIKED MY COMMENT! PARTYYYYYYY AT MY HOUSE MATE!
Stefan Salvatore: so u can force feed me :'(
Damon Salvatore: quit being a moron Stef... I wonder y he wanted 2 b friends with u
Klaus Mikaelson: sometimes I wonder that 2
Elena Gilbert: getting into the dark house and oh! The electricity is off. Next we find sb dead.
Matt Donovan: don't mean 2 ruin it but have u seen the bloody handprints here?
Elena Gilbert: I wonder what they mean... Matt! Let's examine them. Put ur detective hat on.
Matt Donovan: yes, Miss!
Elijah Mikaelson: WTH?
Elena Gilbert: torches out. Good, now we go up the staircase 2 c who is dead. So u think that Ric will let me not do my homework if he's dead?
Alaric Saltzman: ouch... I think I stabbed myself. I'm such a moron. But wait, my memories r being erased by that ring so... what was I talking about?
Elena Gilbert: Alaric's dead. Or stabbed. Whatever. AAAAHHHHH is that a spider? Get it away, get it away!
Matt Donovan: I know, I know; here comes the insect killer. Ok, now let's help Ric.
Elena Gilbert: I'm hungry
Klaus Mikaelson: shall I force feed u?
Elena Gilbert: let me force feed Ric with my blood first though
Alaric Saltzman: ur blood tastes funny -.-
Bill Forbes: c y I don't drink human blood?
Elena Gilbert: stabbing history teachers is FUN!
Alaric Saltzman: it hurts
Klaus Mikaelson delicious. Tastes like pizza and marshmallows. Yum
Stefan Salvatore: yuck
Klaus Mikaelson: STFU. Delicious. Fergalicious.
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Damon Salvatore: I'm back! And I have the song stuck in my head -.- Fergalicious... Lalalala!
Stefan Salvatore: let's make a deal.
Elijah Mikaelson: I beat up Damon, I found it a noble thing to do.
Klaus Mikaelson: oh sure.
Damon Salvatore: Klaus propose sth, I was 2 bored 2 think. Well, actually I did think of u liking all my FB pics and getting the coffins in return but Stefan didn't agree with me :/
Klaus Mikaelson: Stefan, u suck. But when the hell did u guys discuss that? Never mind. I offer Elena's future happiness.
Elena Gilbert: is he offering everything 2 revolve solely around me?
Damon Salvatore: nope
Klaus Mikaelson: I offer u free internet connection 4 the rest of ur life, Elena. Oh, but u have 2 marry that football player and give me the coffins in return.
Elena Gilbert: done.
Stefan Salvatore: not done. Didn't u say that FB is the worst thing 4 her?
Klaus Mikaelson: only with u 2 around. Do u accept?
Stefan Salvatore: I... Nah.
Klaus Mikaelson: DIE DIE DIE!
Damon Salvatore: oh dude, but I thought you were BFFs and stuff :/
Klaus Mikaelson: family above all, bitches.
Stefan Salvatore: bitches r dogs. U r half a werewolf ;)
Elijah Mikaelson: not helpful, Stefan.
Damon Salvatore: I know u r trying to act like a boss, bro, but at the moment it is not helping :/
Stefan Salvatore: screw u.
Klaus Mikaelson: bring me the coffin or I burn his shirt 4 evaaa.
Elena Gilbert likes this.
Chloe Rivers: oh duuuude plz burn Damon's shirt instead of Stefan's.
Klaus Mikaelson: and u r...?
Chloe Rivers: A fan girl, duh!
Klaus Mikaelson: -.- I'm burning Stefan's shirt. Unless Damon brings me the coffin.
Damon Salvatore: I brought him that shirt... it was damn expensive. I'm getting the coffin.
Elijah Mikaelson: I'll go resurrect our siblings then.
Klaus Mikaelson: C u!
Caroline Forbes we have a car with the title "Sherriff" in front of our house and daddy is about 2 die.
Elijah Mikaelson, Damon Salvatore and 22 other people like this.
Bill Forbes: -_- Screw u all.
Elijah Mikaelson: u kinda freak me out.
Bill Forbes: I like ur hair ;)
Stefan Salvatore: u should've seen mine in the 1920's.
Rebekah Mikaelson: the hair spray factories ran out of hairspray bc of u.
Elena Gilbert: wait... what?
Bill Forbes: hey! I'm dying over here.
Stefan Salvatore, Elijah Mikaelson and 16 other people like this.
Caroline Forbes: how r u feeling?
Bill Forbes: tired. And hungry.
Caroline Forbes: do you want to drink blood and stay alive?
Bill Forbes: it tastes funny :/
Caroline Forbes: oh come on! Try.
Bill Forbes: yuck. I'd rather die.
Damon Salvatore: soon ur wish will become true.
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Bill Forbes: k. I think I can die now. C u all in ghost world ;)
Caroline Forbes: nooooooo daddy!
Bill Forbes: too bored 2 give an inspiring talk 2 u about ur life as a vamp.
Caroline Forbes: r u dead now?
Bill Forbes: yes. Ghost world really DOES have free internet! :D
Esther the Original Bitch: I know, right?
Stefan Salvatore: Ghost world has FREE wi-fi? KILL ME, KLAUS!
Klaus Mikaelson: nah. I need sb who can teach me how to attain an American accent and you must do so when u become an asshole again.
Elijah Mikaelson: I'm back! And look what I have! A girl who is carrying daggers on a plate! :D
Esther the Original Bitch and the rest of the Mikaelson family like this.
Klaus Mikaelson: uh-oh... I'm being stabbed -.- Happy family reunion. I'm so happ all.
Elijah Mikaelson: Damon, Stefan u can leave.
Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore like this.
Kol Mikaelson: SURPRISE!
Elena Gilbert: OMG the Mikaelsons r such hotties o.0
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Damon Salvatore: if anyone of u readers was wondering, I created another account titled "The Mikaelson Family" 2 make things easier ;)
Caroline Forbes exchanging significant glances with mom.
Elena Gilbert: back 2 me :D
Matt Donovan: is our history teacher still dead? Bc I'm getting a little bored -.-
Elena Gilbert: no, I think he's just lying here, pretending to be dead. Shall we poke him with a stick 2 c if sth will happen?
Matt Donovan: yes!
Elena Gilbert: oh btw, Caroline's dad is dead.
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Bill Forbes: oh stop liking the fact that I am dead! Btw, we now have wi-fi in the ghost world so I'll be FB stalking u, Caroline. And you, Elijah.
Caroline Forbes: no way.
Elijah Mikaelson: I believe the term I am searching for is FML.
Elena Gilbert: hey Matt, do u mind staying next 2 me to look at a corpse?
Matt Donovan: no problem I always wante dead teacher.
Elena Gilbert: I can't lose anymore family I know that everyone in this town is dying 4 me and stuff, but I can't lose any1 anymore :/ I don't care if everyone else dies. Just not the people I love.
Damon Salvatore: heyyy guys! Back 2 us ;)
Stefan Salvatore: I love u Elenaaa :D And yes, we're bickering at the moment.
Elijah Mikaelson: can u 2 shut up?
Damon Salvatore: nope. I love Elena 2, u know Stefan
Elena Gilbert: and I love u both but I love Stefan more bc he kisses better
Stefan Salvatore: I know I do.
Elijah Mikaelson: I love my shoe. Now shut up.
Damon Salvatore: ok, ok we're shutting up (Klaus u were right, Elijah is a buzz kill)
Klaus Mikaleson likes this.
Klaus Mikaelson: ELIJAH R U CHEATING ON YOUR SUIT WITH YOUR SHOE? :O Now that is what I call a scandal...
Sherriff Forbes: oh btw Elena Meredith didn't kill Alaric.
Elena Gilbert: I knew it :D
Rebekah Mikaelson I like the house, Nik.
Klaus Mikaelson likes this.
Klaus Mikaelson: I thought it would be a place to stay, a place we can call- why are you throwing a vase at the wall?
Rebekah Mikaelson: bc I want to destroy the house.
Klaus Mikaelson: y?
Rebekah Mikaelson: bc the house isn't mine. And I like the house. And I destroy everything that I like that is not mine.
Klaus Mikaelson: right...
Finn Mikaelson: oh look it's mom! Mommyyy I missed you :D
Kol Mikaelson: mom, do you think I'm hot?
Elijah Mikaelson: and the term I am searching 4 is WTF.
Rebekah Mikaelson: you don't happen to be here so you can cast a spell that will kill us all, r u?
Esther the Original Bitch: no, ofc not. I only want our family 2 be as one, as we were before that douche of a husband turned you all into vampires (translated that means that I want you all to die).
Klaus Mikaelson: will u kill me? :/
Esther the Original Bitch: ofc not. Not in this episode anyway. I will try to kill you soon, though don't worry
Rebekah Mikaelson: ew, mom, have you honestly been stuck in that dress 4 the past millennium? -.-
Esther the Original Bitch: obv -.- It was my fav dress.
Klaus Mikaelson: can I still go to bed late?
Esther the Original Bitch: we shall c. But u have been a bad boy. U need 2 b punished.
Klaus Mikaelson: r u going 2 kill me?
Esther the Original Bitch: no. I am going to make you go and stand in the corner 4 10 minutes, and leave u time 2 think about what u did.
Bonnie Bennett: HAHAHAHA SCREW U!
Klaus Mikaelson: back at u. U r still stuck in that cave, remember? ;)
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Kol Mikaelson: well, c u in the next episode I guess ;)
Klaus Mikaelson: WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THE EPISODES?
Jade Colours: meaning that u will return?
Elijah Mikaelson: ofc. It took me hours 2 manage 2 create a FB account. I'm not leaving.
Esther the Original Bitch: true dat.
Finn Mikaelson: mom as much as I luv u and stuff, don't use slang language on the internet.
Esther the Original Bitch: k.
Mikael the Psycho Daddy: 2 b continued.
And, yes, this will be continued. I will try to do the whole season, from 3x13 to 3x22. I might not succeed (just warning you). So, anyway, I swear I'll update faster, and as Mikael said, this will be continued :D As for Chloe Rivers, she is a friend of mine