(Open up to a Fire Nation camp somewhere in the Earth Kingdom where Azula and her crew are awaiting the return of a scouting troop.)
(Azula stands at the edge of the camp looking out to the horizon with an annoyed look on her face and her arms crossed standing still and upright)
Azula: They were supposed to report back an HOUR ago! They better have a good explanation for this or banishment will be the most MERCIFUL part of their punishment!
(Mai and Ty Lee approach her from behind)
Mai: The scouts still haven't returned?
Azula: No... and I am growing quite impatient!
Ty Lee: Hmm... (Holds her chin and in thought) (Grins) Maybe they got lost?
Azula: (Turns and faces Ty Lee) If they did, they should hope I don't find them.
(Suddenly a scout's cry is heard in the distance)
Scout: (Shouting) LADY AZULA!
Azula: (Turns around to see a scout running toward them, screaming her name repeatedly. As he gets closer his armor is revealed to be heavily damaged and his body bruised and bloodied. When he reaches the camp, he collapses at Azula's feet, panting.) Azula... *Pant* Troops... *Pant* Attacked... *Pant* Wiped us out... *Pant* Barely escaped... *Pant*
Azula: Was it the Avatar? YOU FOOLS! I told you NOT to engage him!
Scout: No... not the Avatar... Not human... MONSTER!
Azula: Monster?
Scout: Big... Green... Hulking... Monster...
Azula: You're telling me a monster did this to you?
Scout: (Finally catching his breath) Yes... The others are still fighting it off, but I don't know how long they will last. They told me to get reinforcements.
Azula: Hmm... Take me to this "Monster." I wish to see it for myself. (Grins) This should prove interesting.
(Cut to Azula, Mai, Ty Lee and the Scout, riding on giant lizards to where the scout encountered the Monster)
Ty Lee: Do you really think it was a monster, Lady Azula?
Azula: Don't be ridiculous, Ty Lee. There's no such thing as monsters... well save for me and my father! It's probably just an overly musclebound earth bender with some fancy suit of armor who thinks he's invulnerable. Well, I'm about to show him how vulnerable he truly is!
Mai: I just hope this isn't as boring as everyone who stands against us.
Scout: We are here! There he is! (The scout points out in the distance to a large, muscular silhouette beating down the remaining scouts and turning to face them) *Gasp* HE SEES US!
(The Silhouette leaps high into the air and lands in front of the group. The monster is about ten feet tall with green skin, green eyes, blue denim jeans torn at the legs and messy short dark green hair. This monster is none other than THE INCREDIBLE HULK)
Hulk: LEAVE HULK ALONE!
Azula: (Under her Breath) Well, I'll be darned!
Hulk: Hulk is strongest there is!
Azula: Well, Mr. "Hulk," it would appear that you have taken out a group of my men.
Hulk: They attacked Hulk! Thought they could defeat Hulk! But Hulk SMASH puny red men!
Azula: Indeed. Nonetheless, you have attacked Fire Nation troops which thus makes you an enemy of the Fire Nation. Now either surrender or suffer the full wrath of the Fire Nation!
Hulk: (Crosses arms) Hulk no surrender! Hulk is not afraid of puny humans!
Azula: (Grins) Heh! I was hoping you would say that. Ty Lee! Incapacitate this beast!
Ty Lee: (Leaps forward and starts jabbing at Hulks pressure points)
Hulk: (Stands still looking confused) What is pink girl doing? Is pink girl trying to tickle Hulk?
Azula: Well, it won't be so funny when you try to move only to find yourself para-
Hulk: (Swings at Ty Lee with a backhand) RAAAAH!
Ty Lee: (Swiftly dodges it)
Azula: (Shocked and Angry) WHAT? HOW CAN HE MOVE?
Ty Lee: (Dodging Hulk's blows) I don't know! I hit all of his pressure points perfectly!
Hulk: (Swinging at Ty Lee) Stop talking and FIGHT HULK!
Ty Lee: (Dodges then flips behind Hulk, Delivering a Kick to the back of his head)
Hulk: Urgh! (Turns around and swing at Ty Lee)
Ty Lee: (Tumbles beneath Hulk's fist) Na! Na! Can't hit me!
Hulk: Grrr! You are making Hulk MAD! (Stomps the ground, causing a small Earthquake)
Ty Lee: (Leaps into the Air to avoid the Tremors)
Hulk: (Delivers a mighty Thunder Clap as Ty Lee descends, sending her flying back)
Azula: IMPOSSIBLE!
Hulk: Ha! Ha! Puny Pink Girl is no match for Hulk!
Mai: (From Behind) What about me?
Hulk: (Turns around to see a swarm of arrows heading his way and puts up his arms in defense)
(The Arrows break against Hulk's Incredible hide, his body completely unaffected by Mai's assault.)
Mai: (Eyes widen) What?
Azula: Incredible!
Hulk: Hulk not afraid of pointy sticks! HULK SMASH! (Leaps toward Mai preparing an aerial hammer fist)
Mai: (Watches in horror as the Hulk descends over her then shuts her eyes in fear as she sheds a single tear, preparing for the end) Zuko...
(Suddenly a bolt of Lightning knocks Hulk away and saves Mai at the last Minute)
Hulk: GWOH! (Flies back rolling on the ground as he lands.) (Gets up to see Azula facing him in a fighting stance)
Azula: I must admit I am impressed by your abilities, Hulk! A pity you don't use them to serve the Fire Nation!
Hulk: Hulk is no one's weapon! LEAVE HULK ALONE!
Azula: Well then, it appears I will have to INSIST! (Shoots a stream of fire at Hulk with one hand)
Hulk: (Holds out his hand and blocks the flames) Puny Fire Lady will have to do better than THAT to stop Hulk!
Azula: Very well then! How's THIS? (Uses to hands and increases the power of the flame)
Hulk: (Fans away the flame and leaps into the air, preparing to stomp Azula) HULK SMASH YOU!
Azula: I don't think so! (Fires a bolt of lightning and zaps Hulk out of the Sky)
Hulk: (Plummets to the ground landing face down with a might crash)
Azula: (Walks over to the Hulk) And thus you see the fate of all who oppose the Fire Nation. (Turns to the Scout) Prepare some bonds for the beast!
Hulk: (Grabs Azula from behind) HULK... (Gets up) SMASH... (Lifts up Azula) FIRE LADY! (Slams Azula into the ground then Knocks her out with a mighty punch) HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS! (Leaps off into the distance until he fades from sight)
Mai: (Rushes over to Azula) LADY AZULA!
Scout: YOU SEE? It is as I said! HE IS A MONSTER!
(About ten minutes later Azula wakes up from unconsciousness)
Mai: Lady Azula! You're awake! Are you alright?
Azula: Fine! Where's Ty Lee?
Mai: We found her about a mile away. She was unconscious but otherwise unharmed.
Azula: And the Hulk?
Mai: After it knocked you out, leaped away.
Azula: This shall NOT stand! I will not be humiliated by an overgrown green muscle head! I will find this Hulk creature and when I do, I will destroy him and REGAIN my honor! He caught me off guard this time, but next time I will NOT hold back!
(Cut to Hulk Leaping through the Earth Kingdom)
Azula (Narrating off-screen): So enjoy your victory while you can, Hulk! For when next we meet, you will BURN!
To be continued...