Inspired by Damn You Autocorrect.
Danny: Crap, my scrotum hasn't worked since youngblood tried to "fuck" it.
Tucker: WHAAT!
Danny: OMG! I meant my ECTOGUN hasn't worked since youngblood tried to "fuck" it.
Danny: *"fix"
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Sam: Hey, have you seen my bat backpack?
Danny: no, you should check in the Gomorra zone.
Sam: Uh… auto cunt mail?
Danny: Not going to say anything.
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Tucker: Hey, do you remember that pair of ghost titties we saw last weekend?
Sam: Titties? Tucker I don't want to know.
Tucker: I meant titties.
Tucker: Kitties.
Tucker: Sam? Hello?
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Jack: Hey Danny you mom lost her GPSOT, can you help us look for it.
Danny: DAD! NO WAY, DO THAT ON YOUR OWN!
Jack: GPS…
Jack: What's a GSPOT?
Danny: Don't ask.
Jack: I just googled it.
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Danny: My mom just shit in my room.
Sam: Uh… Danny, that's nice and all but did you have to tell me?
Danny: FUCK MY LIFESAVER!
Danny: FML… I meant shot into my room.
Danny: I hate autocorrect.
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Sam: Hey Danny, I loved your new scrotum today.
Danny: Sam… when did you see that?
Sam: ECTO GUN! I could die now.
Danny: I'm already dead.
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Danny: What do you want to eat for lunch?
Tucker: I was thinking Pussy.
Danny: O.O
Tucker: Shizuka. Pussy.
Tucker: P.I.Z.Z.A.
Danny: Thought pussy sounds nice ;)
Tucker: Until Sam kills us.
Danny: True.
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Danny: I freaking love poopfarts!
Tucker: Dude you have issues.
Danny: I think I could die now, I meant poptarts.
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Sam: Hey Tucker I got a new sexbot today, want to come test it out.
Tucker: Sweet, I'll be right over.
Sam: X-box you perv.
Tucker: Damn...
Tucker: Why is sexbot in your phone.
Sam: No clue.
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Tucker: You should try some grilled children, they're good.
Sam: First of all I think that's illegal, second I'm a vagetarian
Tucker: Vag? And I mean chicken… LMFAO I can not stop laughing, I'm telling Danny.
Sam: It was Auto cockrocket!
Tucker: LMFAO
Sam: One word and you diabetes.
Tucker: STOP I'M GONNA PEE!
Sam: Shut up.
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Maddie: Danny, I'm masturbating some stuff in the kitchen so could you please make sure they end up back in the fridge when you get home.
Danny: I don't think I want to deal with anything that's masturbating.
Maddie: Your hilarious, I mean masturbating.
Maddie: Marinating.
Danny: LMAO. Ok.
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Danny: Where are you?
Jack: Your sister and I are eloping ghosts.
Danny: Sorry I asked.
Jack: What?
Jack: Eliminating.
Danny: Sure dad. ;)
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Tucker: Danny, my mom sucked my penis into the vacuum.
Danny: Uh, that's great Tuck, but why are you telling me this?
Tucker: I just wanted you to know I won't have it for a while.
Danny: Your penis?
Tucker: FML, MY PDA!
Danny: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Tucker: Jeeze, Star is such a cockblocker.
Danny: Aren't you the one who licks her.
Tucker: I don't know how babe turns into cockblocker.
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Danny: Hey mom, we need some sermon and some hot chic.
Maddie: Somehow those things don't seem to go hand in hand.
Danny: I meant syrup and hot chocolate.
Maddie: I'll get some syrup.
Maddie: And I'll see what I can do about the sermon.
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Maddie: Your Fuhrer wants to know how many bollocks you'd like for birthday.
Jazz: Oh gross… first of all we don't have a Fuhrer this is the U.S. and second of all there is no way I want bollocks for my birthday.
Maddie: Sorry, you fainter wants to know how many bodies you'd like.
Maddie: Fender want to know how many boobs you'd like.
Jazz: mom just stop.
Maddie: F.A.T.H.E.R. wants to know how many B.O.O.K.S
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Sam: Gosh Pauling was being such a witch today, she kept dissing my bat wings.
Danny: What did you do?
Sam: I stabbed her.
Danny: Shit Sam, I know you don't like her but that's not reason to stab her.
Sam: I ignored her.
Sam: HA HA HA HA! I wish I'd stabbed her.
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Danny: Hey Jazz, I'm going to need help with my homicide tonight.
Jazz: HOLY SHIT DANNY WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING!
Danny: Homework Jazz, just homework, I hate auto cockroach.
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Sam: Dash tried to steal my vag to day.
Danny: HOLY FUCK! ARE YOU OK, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.
Danny: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED, I'M GOING TO DASH'S NOW!
Sam: Danny calm down, I meant bag.
Danny: Oh…
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Tucker: Hey man, my dad and I both bought new pubes today.
Danny: LMFAO! Please tell me that was autocorrect.
Tucker: LMAFO. Yes, I meant suits.
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Danny: Jazz, I need some help.
Jazz: What is it Danny?
Danny: I dropped my cock and it exploded.
Jazz: WTF DANNY!
Danny: HA HA HA HA!
Danny: I meant Coke I swear.
Jazz: You're taking years of my life.
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Danny: Hey dude, do you have a penis I could borrow.
Tucker: Sure what size do you want.
Danny: I meant pen.
Tucker: well this is awkward.
LMFAO.
Ok, maybe it was a little obscene, but I'm seriously loving this.
I had so much fun with this. Maybe too much.
Anyway R&R.