A Strange Adventure 2: Whorseville
By NocturneD
Note: final chapter!
Warning: Adult content.
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Chapter 10
Spike watched as the blue unicorn undressed herself in front of him. First her shorts then underwear to expose her well toned fine sculpted ass and luscious tits then removed her jacket. Then again she's a pony so what good that would do I have no idea because pony boobs are apparently are located around the crotch area. Weird I know but that's how nature works. Spike sniffed the air, it smelled sweet somehow. Almost intoxicating. Pheromone to attract certain ponies. Spike shook his head.
"That smell..." Spike was nearly entranced.
Aqua blushed in embarrassment, "I... uh... it attracts potential mates."
"Was going to say... you spray your vagina up with perfume?" Spike grabbed both of Aqua's ass cheeks and gave them a squeeze.
"GAH!" Aqua gasped. Then chuckled, "No... I'm half sea pony and unicorn so its pretty complicated. Sea ponies attract mates with a certain smell but since I'm on land I can... well..."
"But you don't have any fins or a tail." Spike gave another squeeze.
"At this point do you really care what I am?" Aqua waved her flank back and forth with Spike's hands still hanging onto them. Nice and squishy. Spike had to admit, this ass was better than Rarity's ass. Well let alone that was the only ass he had the right to touch. The dragon licked his lips and shoved his face in to motorboat those cheeks. Aqua gasped, "OH!" She turned her head and smiled, "This ass is yours tonight."
Within the next minute Spike ordered Aqua to lay down with her flank in the air. Much to Spike's liking he positioned his dragon penis into her marehood then gave a quick shove. Aqua squawked at first then shivered. Cooing at the feeling of her vagina filled with cock. A rather sizable one too than the last couple of times her partners were either too small or normal but had no rhythm. Spike pushed himself in more and more.
"Ohhhh... that hit the spot." Aqua moaned. Spike started to move his hips back and forth while gripping harder onto the sides of her flank. In. Out. In. Out. In. Out. She could not believe it, she was having sex with a dragon as she wished in one of her fantasy journals she written some time ago. Then again it was a baby dragon, but hey. Who was she kidding. Dragon is a dragon. In. Out. In. out. She heaved again and again. Rolling her tongue over her lips while being fucked silly.
"SHIT I FORGOT A CONDOM!" Spike yelled out loud.
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The highway fight continued thanks to Apple Jack for having appropriate change for both vehicles and the ninjas. Shots were fired. Shit blew up. At this point its pretty much every speed chase you ever see in a movie. Then the idiot driver of the van flipped over after losing control about a million times but somehow every pony inside died. Yes even Trixie and Rarity, those poor lesbian newly weds. Unfortunately Cadence that bitch crawled out of the wreckage and started laughing like a psycho. Then Redwood ran her over with his motorcycle. He backed up cycle and parked on Cadence's face then rammed on the acceleration while holding onto the brakes. Burning rubber, or ripping Cadence's face off for that matter the alicorn screamed in agony.
"Stupid bitch!" Apple Jack shouted.
Redwood and Apple Jack got off the motorcycle to investigate but not before the ninjas came up to them ready to attack. Redwood pulled out his revolver while Jack still had her shotgun.
"You're not going to like fighting the Rainbow Dragons I can assure you that." The rainbow ninja taunted.
"Rainbow Dash?" Jack raised an eyebrow.
"Oh crap." Just for no reason the ninjas blew up. Seriously no reason at all.
"No! MY FRIENDS!" Jack sarcastically fake cried.
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The next day the Rainbow Dragons were tired of playing around so they took all their guys and weapons and drove off to the Sweet Apple Acre farm. Delicious T somehow got himself a gold tank and drove it over the fence. This pissed off Granny Smith even though she still is stuck on the floor moaning for help.
Delicious T stuck his head out of the tank and held out a microphone, "Triwing faggots! Surrender now and we'll only shoot up most of your farm!"
"We're not fags! You're fags!" Apple Jack shouted in her microphone.
"You're fags!" T countered.
"YOU'RE FAGS!" Apple Jack shouted back.
"Are we going to argue about who is a fag or are we going to fight?" Watt looked over to Twilight who only shifted her shoulders.
Guns were mounted everywhere and every pony was armed to the teeth ready to fight. Bullets flew everywhere and managed to hit something ranging from a fence, to an apple tree, to a pony, to even Steve Guttenberg thank god. More shit happened. Steve Guttenberg got up from being shot in the chest seventy two times only to get shot another seventy two times. Swords were brought out and slashed through ponies. Twilight Sparkle found a gatling gun and started firing into the crowd of Rainbow Dragons. Apple Jack started throwing grenades. Pinkie Pie and Derpy were having sex in the tree house. Fluttershy was running around with a spartan costume on yelling at things. It was just one giant battle. And I don't give a crap I'm eating a turkey sandwich while I type this and oh damn I forgot the mustard. Just then, Delicious T got his tank stuck in a ditch. Twilight took this opportunity and threw a grenade inside.
"OH SHIT!" T screamed as he met a blazing end.
"TAKE THAT BITCH!" Twilight laughed like a maniac.
"Ha ha!" Hibiki laughed. Then Apple Jack shot him in the face with a shotgun. The Triwings finished the battle by storming down the hill firing crazy. Mr. Cake shot himself in the knee because he tried to do a cowboy twirl with his gun.
Just then Mr. Nagasaki was drinking an Icee until he noticed his side was losing. Terribly. He committed suicide by taking a sword and stabbing himself in the stomach.
The last Rainbow Dragon got shot in the face thanks to Watt's sniper rifle.
The Triwings spun around in victory.
"WE DID IT!" Apple Jack cheered.
"YEAH!" Redwood fired his gun.
"Roger that." Watt picked up his giant sniper rifle from the top of the tree and climbed down.
"All ready to go. And we now possess the Rainbow Dragons bank account." Aqua smirked as she pulled up the screen.
"Is that what you were doing?" Spike asked.
"Shut up and fuck me silly when this is over!" Aqua shouted.
"With pleasure..." Spike started to masturbate.
"Come on guys we got to take back the town!" Twilight shouted.
The Triwings followed Twilight into Ponyville and took it back. Easily. Because Twilight pissed on a tree and proclaimed it Twilight Town now.
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The next day Twilight Sparkle took the podium in front of city hall.
"Ladies and gentle colts. With have finally taken back Ponyville and putting an end to the terror of the Rainbow Dragons. Princess Celestia rewarded us with the money to re-finacialize this place and I proudly give you back your home!" Twilight announced then sighed, "But we will never forget those who sacrificed their lives to help us." She smiled, "But I want to give a big thank you to the Triwings!" Watt, Redwood and Aquamarie walked up to the stage and bowed in grace. The ponies cheered.
Twilight spoke again, "I now announce and introduce our new mayor. The pony that looks like BURT REYNOLDS!" The ponies cheered and Burt Reynolds took the stand and made a speech. At this point crap was said.
Pinkie then took the stand, "Wait guys... we're all forgetting one thing! LET'S PARTY!"
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Epilogue
And so harmony was restored to Ponyville and went back to normal. Except that some of the bars and clubs stayed open and under new management. With the money acquired by the Rainbow Dragons funds, Ponyville became a rich town. And no pony objected.
Twilight Sparkle would get her library back. Throwing out all the smut onto the streets but kept a few interesting titles and brought all her books back. Her and Watt got married and had three children. Though for some odd reason one of them thinks they are a dog.
Apple Jack would rebuild her farm house and settled down with Redwood and have her own little apple dumplings. The farm came back bigger than ever, profits have never been higher from all the delicious apples. Even made her own apple tea called, "Delicious Apple Tea." Har har...
Rainbow Dash blew up...
Rarity died holding onto her wife Trixie as they shared one last kiss together...
Pinkie Pie and Derpy were sad that they could not charge each other for sex. So they got married and had all the sex they wanted from each other. Dinky Hooves did not object to this.
Spike and Aqua would continue their fooling around until Aqua demanded Spike to man up to his illegitimate half breed that they had.
Fluttershy let out the biggest fart in Equestrian history.
Cheerilee went back to teaching and cherished it. She settles down with Big Mac and have a bunch of kids though one of them was born with two dicks.
BonBon got smacked by Lyra on the daily basis.
The Rainbow Dragons have been defeated through a half assed cause. As like the Empire in Return of the Jedi, they fell to something half assed.
Princess Celestia took all of Twilight's porn she threw out on the street and locked herself in her royal chambers.
Shining Armor and Cadence met horrible deaths and no pony cared. Though some say that there is a report of a zombie Cadence walking around the underside of the bridge looking for her face.
Mayor Mare never did became mayor again, she lived life the way she wanted. Being a prostitute.
Granny Smith is still on that floor moaning for help...
The end...
note: wow how half assed was that? hope you enjoyed this crap fest and yet i apologize for such lame lemons. I really need to get back to my other stories. god bless!