Kyuki: *hiding behind wall* I'm sooooooooo sorry i haven't update sooner. I've been soo busy trying to do all these projects and then with extra curricular activities and lessons i haven't gotten the chance to write especially with all these new plot bunnies I've been trying to sort out. So i hope you enjoy this chapter

*bows, before running off to hide*

Chap.3 How Stupid Can You Be At Times

Naruto pov.

I groaned as I woke with a headache that seem to make things sound ten times louder than they are. It was then that I realized that I was in a meadow underneath a tree on, which seems to be, a beautiful summer day. The only conclusion could come to was that I was in my mind scape, I was proven write when Kyuubi walked up to me in her humanoid form.

"Kyuubi? Why am I in my mindscape?" I asked still slight disoriented from the headache that was starting to lessen.

"Because I have something were important to talk to you about, kit" Kyuubi replied sitting down in front of me in lotus position

Over the years I've known her we have become really close. The fox wasn't as bad as everyone made her out to be. The only reason she attacked the village was that ahe was under the influence of Madara Uchiha, who happens to be one of Sasuke's ancestors, who wanted to take over the village

"Apparently the seal on you is starting to get weak so it won't be long before it disappear completely" Kyuubi stated.

"Kyuu, what are you talking about? You're seal isn't weakening" I said

Kyuu eyebrow and his nine tails twitched in agitation "Kit, did you listen to anything I told you about your past?"

" Um… Some of it but I kinda blanked out parts of it" I said scratching the back of my neck

"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WEREN'T PAYING AN ATTENTION TO WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU?" Kyuu roared

"You could say that." I spoke shifting back a little bit away from the furious demon.

Kyuu sighed before saying "You're a girl, kit. Sarutobi placed a seal on you so that people wouldn't know you're a girl because they would have treated to worse than if you were a girl."

"NANI?"

"You're more stress than you are worth, kit."

"Says the PMS-ing female kitsune, who has more mode swings that a pregnant hormonal woman." I mumbled

"What was that?" Kyuu asked in a dangerously quiet tone

"Nothing. Nothing at all. Hehe." I laughed nervously before I realized something " Um…. Kyuu, if I'm a girl, how come I don't look like one in my mindscape?"

"Simple, mindscape works parallel to your imagination, so it would create the image of you in your male form."

"So what are we going to do?"

"You mean, what are you going to do?"

"NANI?"

"You're on your own kit. Now it's time for you to wake up and stop worrying your little mate."

"My mate?"

"Sasuke-kun" Kyuubi giggled in an extremely girly voice

"HE"S NOT MY MATE." I yelled going red in the face

"Sure"

Kyuubi got up and started to walk away, shouting over her shoulder that she'll talk to me later. When she was out of sight, I started to drift back to reality.

I opened my eyes only to be blinded by the bright light. My head still hurt and it was even worse thanks to the light.

"You awake gaki?"

"Yeah baa-chan"

"Quit calling me that." Tsunade said with a roll of her eyes "How do you feel?"

"Apart from the massive head ache, I'll live."

"You got some explaining to do but until then you're staying in Uchiha's care."

"NANI?" I've been shouting that a lot recently I thought ideally.

"And that's finally."

I sighed but didn't argue, knowing when Tsunade made a decision that she's going to stick to it.

"You'll see your teammates tomorrow, until then get some rest." She spoke walking out of the hospital room

'I wonder how they'll will take me being a girl' I thought before going into a dreamless sleep

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