Soo, who's alive. Anyway, since it's my birthday and I haven't posted anything in a while, let me give you a treat. A letter dump chapter. This was supposed to be for chapter 100, but why not? It's my birthday today.

And omg, 1k+ reviews. O.o stupid me for noticing now. xP

The tradition came about because you fall in love. But it seems that we/ they have forgotten that there's another person involved when you're in love to catch you when you fall.

- Aphrodite/Aphrodite's kid (refers to their tradition in breaking hearts)

Machines may never let you down but they can easily be burned or broken down. People may easily let you down but they aren't easily broken down. They have a tendency to build themselves up again.

So try to make your next inventions more durable and fire-proof.

- Hephaestus (mainly refers to a BOTL chapter. And his inventions breaking down.)

There's nothing wrong with being the god of the dead because the dead are only people who keep trying to talk to their loved ones but aren't heard. And if the person has no loved ones, then he's not really dead since he never truly lived in the first place.

- Hades (because the dead never leave us and they do remind us that they love us even when they're dead)

You'll grow up to be a six-footer. You've just got to work on at least two feet worth of attitude.

- Michael Yew (because he's only 4'6" with two feet of attitude.)

Just because you're healers doesn't mean you can't hurt others. And worse, give them wounds that can't be healed by a child of Apollo.

- Lee Fletcher (because he died and death is a kind of wound that can't be healed that easily)

For heroes, dawn is the best time to leave. But for you, any time of the day is fine. (When you can.)

- Calypso (refers to when she told Percy when he was leaving her island)

An attack to the back is more damaging than an attack to the front, especially when it's not seen nor expected.

- Annabeth's Hat (both literally and figuratively)

Even though you keep failing and losing, you'll show them one day, you'll steal something so valuable and unattainable they would never doubt you again.

- Chris Rodriguez (he obviously means the heart of a certain daughter of Ares)

They made that stupid rite of passage because love hurts. But if you love until you hurt, there's no more hurt, only more love.

- Mitchel/any child of Aphrodite (quote comes from Mother Theresa)

Being a child of Hephaestus only means that you can see beauty in all things.

- any child of Hephaestus (originally Beckendorf's. I don't know where this came from anymore.)

Your dad loves you, he just doesn't know how to show it.

- Piper/Rachel (this was mainly for Piper but I realized that it fit Rachel too)

Someday, heroes won't be made like they used to be. They may depress you but they will never disappoint you.

- Chiron (a combination of Echidna's line and something else I can't remember where I got it from)

Anything worth fighting for is not worth dying for. Killing for, maybe. Living for, definitely.

- demigods (modified from Ninoy Aquino's quote: the Philippines is worth dying for.)

You will face scarier beings than rabbits. But none will be as greedy and manipulative as them.

- Grover (about his fear of rabbits)

Someday, heroes won't be made like they used to be so don't be afraid to hope for the better.

- Chiron (I don't know, it just popped up.)

The best people have the rottenest luck. Just think about that the next time you and Gabe have your "guy secret".

- Percy

There are worse things than learning that you can barely raise a garden in Manhattan, like never having a chance to try.

- Calypso

A real magician never reveals their tricks, which is a pity; since you will never know how a mere half-blood managed to knock some sense into the Olympian's heads, which is quite a magic trick.

Or maybe he's just more stubborn than them, which is more impressive than just mere magic.

- Hecate/children of Hecate (because they have been treated unfairly by the Olympians until Percy came about)

What do you think is better: to be an extraordinary demigod or an ordinary god?

P.S. Hint: Think Olympian.

P.P.S. Another hint: A beautiful immortal wife.

P.P.S. Hint number three: A beautiful wood nymph.

P.P.P.S. Being stuck with brats for an eternity (or close enough)

- Dionysus

There's a world of difference between worthless and priceless. Worthless are your workers' complaints, their deeds, and their happiness. Priceless are her artworks, her acceptance, and her happiness.

Learn the difference.

- Mr. Dare and Mrs. Dare (because they should learn.)

You know, more people would want to buy Cheese n' Wieners if you added some blood from your right side instead of your left.

- Stheno (because she really just wants to sell them, really.)

Medusa was only lucky (and could turn people to stone) because she was the most beautiful, not because she was ugly.

- Euryale (because it was her beauty that caused Poseidon and Athena to fight, duh.)

Most monsters may look like men. But most men are worse than monsters.

- any monster (which is really creepy...)

A king deserves respect. But remember that respect is earned and not given.

P.S. And don't expect any from your brothers. One is too busy holding grudges while the other is just plain rebellious.

- Zeus (this was the original except he sounded so benevolent that it felt too OOC)

Sometimes the old must give way to the new.

- Hestia (refers to giving up her seat to Dionysus.)

Don't chase the donut. Chase the demigod instead. With the latter, you'll be able to catch it and it will be infinitely more fulfilling than any food.

- Tantalus (refers to when Percy was escaping. And Percy's words to him.)

It's funny that they call us monsters when they're the ones who destroy.

- a monster (because it's sorta kinda true.)

You are far too great to settle with puns (because "saving Grace", really?).

- Lupa (because honestly? It wasn't even punny.)

Learn to be small so that others may become great.

- Hestia (that's why she's small)

They're fools. Why are they attacking us and defending them when man is another word for monster?

- random monster (from a quote I found lurking about. And it's creepy enough.)

Skulls and balls

And master's calls

Are things that make me happy.

- Mrs. O'Leary (sounds like the childish chant of "sticks and stones")

The ability to see into the future isn't as much of a gift as living in the moment. There is a reason why the latter is called the present.

- Halcyon Green (refers to quote: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present)

You're as much a hero as mom says you are. Even greater than Hercules.

P.S. She's always right about things like those so listen to her.

P.P.S Hercules is a jerk. And has horrible luck.

- Percy

So here's a random collection of letters that could have been posted or just haven't been posted yet. Chances are I didn't post it because they're too OOC or I already have one up. And if I haven't posted a character's letter yet, don't be surprised that I deleted it from here then posted it in another chapter. And mind you, it was terrible to go through my assortment of notebooks and such to find them. And I was supposed to add something more, but I'll do that for another day when I feel like treating you people with something special. So yeah, I hope you sorta enjoyed.