Alright, not sure if anyone has done this idea before...

this idea came out of no where. I mean SERIOUSLY. It's so left field.

Anyway, not sure if anyone's done this yet.

But, this is Charlie the unicorn (1) DRRR! Style.

Shizuo is Charlie, Izaya and Psyche are the two other unicorns.

There is a very close reference to the video.

Most of the lines are word for word except with changes like instead of candy we have Ootoro and tuna.

Plus some other things were changed.

I don't own Durarara!, the alts OR Charlie the unicorn.

Warnings: crack~ and yeah, enjoy ^- ^

Shizuo knew something was terribly wrong when he woke up today. He could just feel it; something was going to happen, something wasn't quite right. He wasn't sure what it was about today that made him so edgy, it was just, a feeling he was getting.

He continued to get dressed, his body alert as he looked around, his whole being paranoid. There just was something not quite right, damn it! He couldn't put his finger on it, but, he knew something weird was going to happen.

He finished getting ready and grabbed his cigarettes, lighter and sunglasses before leaving. The moment he stepped out, though, he felt as if eyes were watching him. Even so, he walked along, and, as he did the feeling of being watched increased as well as the addition of hearing ghost like whispers.

"Shizu-chan~"

"Shizu-chan~"

Annoying ghost like whispers.

"Hey~ Shizu-chan~"

"SHI-ZU-CHAN~"

The male gave a glare he looked face to face with the annoyant.

"What do you want, pink flea?"

The 'pink flea' giggled and shook his head.

"Did Shizu-chan already forget my name? Silly Shizu-chan! My name is Psyche, can you say Psyche?"

He asked playfully. All the while the 'original' flea was sneaky up behind the male.

"Psyche, I'll give you five seconds before I beat you into the concrete."

The male said, using the counting technique that most parents use on children. The raven pouted.

"Shizu-chan is such a meanie! If Shizu-chan does that then Tsu-chan won't be happy!"

He called to the other. The blonde was about to argue when he felt something jump onto his back.

"Shizu-chan~!"

"Flea! Get the hell of my back!"

"No can do, shizu-chan! You see, we are all going to go on an adventure!"

He said with a chuckle as he wrapped his legs around the others waist and put his arms up in the air.

Psyche giggled and threw his arms up to.

"We're going to Ootoro Mountain! Come with us, Shizu-chan!"

"Yeah Shizu-chan! It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Shizu-chan!"

The male just looked at them like they were either crazy or smoked something. He suspected both.

"Yeah... Ah, I'm just going to go to work now."

"No, Shizu-chan~!"

The raven cried as he bounced around on the other's back.

"You have to come with us to Ootoro Mountain!"

"Yeah Shizu-chan! Ootoro Mountain! It's a land of tuna and joy...and joy-ness."

As the pink eyed raven spoke the red wine eyed raven continued to bounce on the other's back thoroughly irritating him.

"Will you stop that and get off my back!"

The raven payed the male's complaints no mind.

"We're going to Ootoro Mountain Shizu-chan!"

"Yeah! Ootoro Mountain!"

The two continued with what they were doing. Every minute that passed wore down the brute's nerves that much more until he cracked.

"Alright, I'll go to your stupid Ootoro Mountain!"

The two ravens grinned. The informant hopped off the brute's back and grabbed one of his hands while the pink eyed raven took the other. Both were showing grins of victory.

The two skipped along, humming and singing as they pulled the irritated brute along the city streets.

"Lalala~ lalalala~" "Lalala~ lalala~"

"Urgh, enough with the singing already!"

The ravens pouted before looking forward and smirking. The ring wearing informant looked to the man beside him.

"Our first stop is over there, Shizu-chan."

The two walked over to what looked like, well, Shizuo had no idea what it looked like, but, whatever it is it sure was freaky as hell.

"Oh god, what is that?"

Izaya smirked and turned to the male.

"It's a leopluredon, Shizu-chan."

"A magical leopluredon!"

Psyche added in excitedly.

"It's gonna guide our way to Ootoro mountain."

The raven added in as he turned from the brute to the 'leopluredon'.

"Alright, fleas, you do know that there's no actual Ootoro mountain, right?"

The two male's eyes widened and their mouths opened before they both pointed comically at the male.

"SHUN THE NON BELIVER!"

"SHUUUN!"

"SSSHHHUUUUNNN!"

"Yeah."

The two turned as they heard a strange gurgling and then an odd groaning sound. They both listened intently, concentration clearly on their face while the blonde just stared at them like they were crazy.

"It has spoken!"

"It has told us the waaaaayyyyy~"

"It didn't say anything!"

The two then proceeded to skip onwards through the streets of ikebukuro. The bodyguard thought of simply slipping away and running off, however, no matter how high these two seemed they were still fleas and he was sure they'd easily track him down.

"It's just over this bridge, Shizu-chan!"

"This magical bridge of hope and wonder!"

The blonde just stared at the two who were taking an awfully long time to cross the street.

"Ah, you guys do know this isn't a bridge, right?"

"Shizu-chan...Shiiizzuu-chaaann. SSSHHIIZZUU-CCHHAAN~ SHIZU-"

The body guard felt a vein pop in his head as the red eyed informant continued to call how his name in that god awful tone he used for speaking.

"I'M RIGHT HERE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

The raven gave a giggle.

"We're on a bridge Shizu-chan!"

The blonde swore to god the next moment he could the flea would be so dead.

Eventually though, the three made it to the 'Ootoro mountain', it looked a little odd, but, the two seemed excited about it. No surprise there.

"We're here!"

"Well, whattaya know? There actually is an Ootoro mountain."

The two ravens gave a smirk to one another behind the blonde's back before the dark clothed one began to dance and skip around.

"Ootoro Mountain, Ootoro Mountain ~ you fill me with fatty tuna-y goodness."

The pink eyed one jumped over to the slightly disturbed bodyguard and gave him an incredibly innocent grin.

"Go inside the Ootoro mountain cave Shizu-chan!"

The raven moved over, grabbing and snuggling the other's free arm and mirrored the pink eyed raven's innocent facial expression.

"Yeah Shizu-chan, go inside the cave. Magical wonders will behold when you enter~"

The body guard just looked to the two feeling somewhat scared. He really had no idea what to say to these to except to get off whatever they were on because it was plain disturbing, more so than normal.

"Yeah, uh, thanks but no thanks. I'm just gonna stay out here."

The pink eyed male pouted using his most persuasive puppy dog eyes on the male.

"But you have to enter the Ootoro mountain Ootoro cave Shizu-chan~!"

The male sighed, looking away from the raven. He knew the power of those eyes. He'd been victim to them before and the outcome was not pretty. Before he could walk away however this strange music began to play and out of nowhere some strange dancing Ootoro came out of the cave.

"Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up.
Well just head right on up to the tuna mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land!
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land!
They've got Ootoro and Ootoro and tuna things.
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in tuna town!
It's the mecha of love and tuna cave!

They've got fatty tuna and Ootoro with little hats.
Tuna rats, tuna bats, it's a wonderland of fish.
Ride the Ootoro train to town and hear the tuna band!
Tuna bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land!
Tuna ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds! It's a dancing tuna tree
In the tuna cave imagination runs so free!
So now Shizuo, please, will you go into the cave!"

What the hell. The brute was practically speechless. He had no idea what that just was! He was like mentally scarred for life!

Looking to his sides he saw the two ravens, the two puppy dog eyes. He sighed, he'd regret this! He knew he would in a second!

"Alright! Fine! I'll go into the freaking tuna cave. This had better be good."

The male said angrily as he walked inside. The two ravens grinned and followed him but stayed inside. The brute turned around at the sound of evil giggling and saw the two smirking and waving.

"Goodbye shizu-chan!"

"Yeah! Goodbye shizu-chan!"

The blonde was confused.

"Goodbye? What?"

The doors closed omniously then with a loud bang and the brute was left in total darkness.

"Hey! What's going on here?"

"Hello?"

The sound of quiet footsteps could be heard and the slightest giggle.

"Who is that!"

The male barked out angrily. Then after a second he felt something prick his neck and everything was black.

The next thing he knew he was waking up, a raging headache. He looked around.

"Ow, god. What happened?"

The male moved around. Where the hell was he? He looked around and found movement hard. He looked to his body. He was...tied up? He broke through the ropes easily and stood up. He was irritated damn it! He reached into his pocket for a cigarette. His eyes widened.

"They stole my freaking cigarettes!"

I might make a few more chapters that will be inspired by the other episodes if enough people want it.