A/N: I... have no idea

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia

What if Poland… found England's unicorn?

I was just sorting out some files when it happened. Really I should have expected nothing less; I was friends with Poland after all. He usually bugs me on a daily basis about something new.

"Hey Lieeeeeet!" Poland called out loudly. "Look what I found~!"

I sighed and prepared for the worst. It was always like this. "What is… it…?" I trailed off from my question and stared with my mouth hanging open.

Right in front of me was Poland. On a unicorn.

I blinked a few times to make sure I was seeing this right. Yep, it looked real.

Poland petted the unicorn and looked over to me with a smug look. "Can you believe it? It's England's! When he finds out I have it he's gonna be like, totally pissed," he said with a small snicker.

England being pissed would be an understatement in my opinion. Poland had managed to braid the poor animal's mane and tail and if I was right there was red nail polish on all four of its hooves. The horn a top the unicorn's head also looked like it had been attacked by Poland's Bedazzler, the poor thing. Usually Poland was all for fashion but obviously this time he was looking to get England mad seeing as nothing matched.

Poland clicked his fingers at me and hopped off the mythical creature. "Hey Lithuania! You there?"

I blinked a few more times and stared at Poland. "… Yeah," I finally managed to say.

Poland held his hands on his hips. "Good, because y'know what we're gonna do now?"

I winced at his sneaky tone and shook my head. He was about to rope me into doing something that would get me into trouble too…

"I need you to help me paint this horsey pink!" he said excitedly, pointing a finger at me.

I looked over to the unicorn and gave it the same sad look it was giving me. 'I'm sorry…' I thought. Poland would never let me out of this…

A/N: So I guess this really can go any way. You can suggest ideas for the next chapter or I leave it at that! (unless I think of something else)

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