A/N: The idea wouldn't leave me alone and I couldn't focus on writing the next chapter for Arachnophobia (which is going to be insane by the way *hint hint*) so enjoy!

I will update this little drabble series randomly. It's all about how kind (or cruel) my muse is feeling. The genre will vary from chapter to chapter, some may have romance, and some might not.

Pair: Kagome & Hiei

Genre: Humor/General/Romance (kind of…)

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I own a katana that I am madly in love with…but none of the rights to this awesome anime/manga.

It was hard to miss them. The silly little things were chattering away in hushed tones, obviously under the foolish impression that he could not hear them. Of course, one Shuichi Minamino would have heard them just as easily; they weren't be as subtle as they might have liked to believe.

Only one of them was being quiet, and the little thing was staring so hard at them that he had to resist the urge to fidget.

He took a quiet sip of his tea and exhaled through his nose when the bunch of them burst into a fit of high-pitched giggles. It had taken much effort for him to convince Hiei to walk with him –that is, out in public amongst so many humans- and the twittering little females were going to ruin it. Kurama hummed quietly and tilted his head back to look up at the sky as the fox stirred, an echo of amusement radiating off of the demon.

"Kagome-chan? Kagome-chan? Kagome!"

Out of the corner of his eye, Kurama saw the girl come out of her trance with a jolt and chuckled quietly as she spun around to look at her friend.

"Were you looking at Minamino-san, Kagome?"

"Huh?"

The other one with straight hair jumped into the mix.

"Better think twice about him Kagome-chan. You know how many girls are after this guy?"

He couldn't help the slight upward tug of his lips, nor did he miss the very subtle manner in which his partner rolled his eyes. He could just imagine the look of dejection and despair on the poor thing's face as her friend dragged down her foolish hopes.

"What? No, Yuka…"

"Seriously Kagome! Don't you have enough drama with that possessive jerky boyfriend of yours?"

"But, he's not…"

"Besides! Hojo's planning on asking you out again this weekend anyway!"

He knew the boy. Though they shared a relatively similar level of popularity –which was several leagues apart in reality- he had only met the human once or twice in passing. The poor boy was awkwardly bashful, though well mannered. He didn't miss the tinge of anxiety that tainted the girl –Kagome's- scent when her chipper friends mentioned the boy.

"Guys…"

"Really, Kagome, the guy has totally got the hots for you! Stop daydreaming about Minamino-san and give Hojo-kun a chance!"

"Guys!"

He imagined her chest was heaving up and down by the sound of her breathing. Though amusing, he was a bit thankful that her exasperated shout had quieted her annoying little friends. Hiei had seemed ready to up and leave and, though he could not have blamed the hybrid, did not want to have gone through the troublesome task of getting the man out in public for nothing.

"Would you relax! I wasn't even looking at pretty-boy, I was looking at his friend!"

There was naught but silence for a moment, and Kurama blinked as he listened to the girl huff –she had the gall to sound indignant- and stomp away muttering obscenities. When he glanced up he did not miss the smirk on the hybrid's lips as the man pretended not to have noticed.

A/N: Just because I could. What? I was bored and I thought it was funny. Love you guys!

-CherryBlossomLove