CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own HAZE RIDE unit. This manual was written in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials, and it is advised that you read this before trying anything. Mistreatment of the HAZE RIDE unit can (and, in most cases, will) prove extremely lethal.
Technical Specifications:
Name: Hazel Ride goes by Haze (If you call her Hazel she will hurt you), New Germany, NG, Sister, Schwester, West, Trigger-Happy, Freak, Nazi bitch, Gun whore, Whore. (Though we are not responsible for your/ the units health that calls her the last three or Hazel.)
Age: 16
Eye Color: Changeable with her Emotions, normally a deep violet with green around her pupil.
Hair Color: Black. (Not her natural hair color. Natural is ash blonde.)
Skin Color: Pale.
Place of Manufacture: Shola, New Germany
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 98 lbs
Size: (unavailable for this manual because the makers of the HAZE RIDE Units feared for their and their family's lives)
Your HAZE RIDE unit comes with the following:
One (1) Long black trench coat
One (1) Pair of black thin trimmed glasses
One (1) WWII Nazi uniform
One (1) Black dragon hilt sword
One (1) Black laptop
Fifteen (15) Bottles of German beer
One (1) Mai Kitten unit
One (1) AK 47 (With bullets, we are sorry but not responsible for any injuries you may get)
One (1) Training and Everyday Outfit.
Fifty (50) boxes of Strawberry and Chocolate Pocky.
Programming
Your HAZE RIDE unit comes equipped with the following traits:
Bodyguard: The HAZE RIDE unit can easily protect you from any threat, but getting her to believe that you are worth protecting is a hard task. If you can bribe her well enough, she will prove to be the best bodyguard money can buy (quite literally).
Singer/Dancer: Your HAZE RIDE unit is wonderful at singing and can hit any note. She is best at a low B and A but can do others so why not put her on American Idol or some show like that and win some cash? Your Unit is also quite the Street/Hip hop/ Pop/ Ballroom Dancer, if you want to enter her in a competition or a street comp.
Dance Choreographer: Your HAZE RIDE unit is a great dancer so why not let her teach others how to dance like her?
Actress: She tends to act random parts of plays/Animes/ Manga's/ Shows/ etc. at random times. So she can act any part, even two to four, even males!
Artist: Your HAZE RIDE unit can look at any painting/drawing and copy it to look exactly like the original, no flaws what so ever. Just put her in front of a Picasso and have her paint it, then sell it saying it's a real one! Your HAZE RIDE unit can also draw quite well without anything to look at. Mostly Anime/Manga though, have her create a Manga and publish it.
Writer: Your HAZE RIDE unit loves to write, get her to actually finish one of her books and you will have half of the profits coming your way in no time flat.
Removals of your HAZE RIDE Unit from Packaging
This may prove to be an extremely difficult task if your HAZE RIDE unit is moved incorrectly, or awakened in the wrong manner. And whatever you do, DO NOT POKE HER. For your safety, we have provided a list of (almost)safe ways in which to wake your unit:
Stand next to the box and yell, "I WANT TO CLAIM YOUR BREAST, DA ZE!" at the top of your lungs. You will hear sobbing and screaming for 'Korea to get away from her' from the box, and you can now unlock and unchain it and open it to let a frightened/ freaking out HAZE RIDE out.
Note* She might see you as Korea for a few minutes before noticing you are not him. Do not touch her unless you want her to scream rape/help/ Prussia/ Germany/ Bruder for help. They will kill you for harming their sister.
2. Undo the chains on the box and stand very far away, preferable at a distance from which you have to use a microphone in order for her to hear you and laugh like a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit (Ohonhonhon). She will immediately go looking for a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS Unit to rape. Or Laugh like a GILBERT BEILSCHMDIT unit (Kesesesese) and she will burst out of the box yelling for 'Prussia to get the fuck out of her room before she kills him.' Once she notice's you are not Prussia she will interrogate you, in which the time she interrogates you, you may reprogram her.
3. Cook Seafood (Crab or shark preferable) and put it by the box and hide behind a door because she will not hesitate to burst out of the box and said bursting of the box will send stakes of wood that will kill/harm you.
4. Play the American pledge or God Save the Queen; caution she may kill an ARTHUR KIRKLAND or harm an ALFRED F. JONES unit.
5. If you think you can manage, then just open the lid of the box and reprogram her directly. Be warned, because the HAZE RIDE unit is known for waking up in the middle of reprogramming, and if she does she will immediately turn hostile and stab/shoot you for touching her. And again, DO NOT POKE HER, SHE WILL HARM YOU. Not fatally but it will hurt.
6. Simply activate the MAI KITTEN unit, she will happily ask for her cat and let you open the box and reprogram her after handing her the cat.(This is the safest way)
Reprogramming
After successfully getting your HAZE RIDE out of her box/calm again, you can reprogram her from her normal Bi-polar form if you so choose.
Bi-Polar(default)
Short tempered(default)
Depressed (Locked)
Snapped (Locked)
Afraid
Snobby
PMSing
Out of Character (locked)
The HAZE RIDE unit comes in her Bi-Polar mode, as stated, and her Short-tempered mode is an add-on to her lovable/crazy normal personality. If your unit either randomly spews about "becoming one with her" or chants a strange "kur"-like sound, don't be alarmed: this is proof of her being in his normal mood. She lived with Russia when the Berlin wall was built, and unlike Prussia, she loves Russia. She picked up her own Kol like word but it is Kur which sounds like a rabid cat growling. The Baltics are also her anger sponge and if she asks to Become one with her, always say no. Unless you like 'New Germany' carved into your arm.
Her Depressed (Locked) mode is a bit more troublesome, however if you must see this... This can be obtained by simply stating that Russia will never get along with her brothers, getting an IM YONG SOO unit, Telling said unit to claim her breasts, saying she is a whore (She has had over ten boyfriends in a month), Saying France will never love her and only want her for sex. She will not go on a rampage towards your neighbors, but she will curl up in a corner and cry and if you come near her she will call for one of her older brothers or suddenly go into her Snapped mode.
The Snapped(Locked) mode can be used by offhandedly mentioning your neighbor's FRAINCIS BONNEFOIS unit being in love with your other neighbor's ARTHUR KIRKAND unit, or something along those lines. Or simply putting her into a room with an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit or a FELIX LUKASIEWICZ unit. Sadly you can easily get her into her Snapped mode.
Finding an IM YONG SOO unit and locking her in a small room with him for more than five minutes will trigger her afraid mode.
Snobby mode is triggered by putting her in a big shopping mall with snobby teen girls(She will get into clothing fights) or by a PMSing (GENBEN) GILBERT BEILSCHDMIT or (GENBEN)LUDWIG BEILSCHDMIT unit
PMSing mode is very self-explanatory, look at your everyday teen girl. But add a horrible temper.
Out of Character(Locked), is a very bad idea but can be gained through various methods. You could set up a camera in the bedroom of a nearby FRANCIS BONNIFOIS or IVAN BRAGINSKI unit or any other unit of your choice, and show your HAZE RIDE the recordings (She will use them as black mail at first); you could also send her to an AA meeting and, after a few weeks of-horrible- withdrawal symptoms, she will be extremely loving, selfless and kind. If you're feeling particularly stupid you could even tie her up in her sleep: when she wakes,s he'll see you as a master/mentor of sorts. This unit, however, is known to spontaneously burst into her Depressed or Snapped modes even if you have programmed her to her Out of Character, so be warned when attempting to dominate her. Also note that if your HAZE RIDE unit awakens during the process of tying up, we suggest you run like an Italian in retreat.
Relationships with Other Units:
ALFRED F. JONES: These two have a long history and tend to shoot off random insults at each other when drunk. But are best friends once you see past their act fighting, though they do have a small crush on each other.
FRANCIS BONNIFOIS: Your HAZE RIDE unit has a major crush on this unit and will blush, stutter, and run away and hide from further embarrassment behind a LUDWIG BEILSCHMIDT unit until he leaves. But when drinking they make a good team!
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: While the GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit loves to tease your unit with a passion, he really does care for his little sister. She was there with him when the Berlin wall was made and he belonged to Russia, she was with him and they both got taken away instead of their sister New Prussia. A couple is possible.
LUDWIG BEILSCHMIDT: This is your units older sibling, they will fight and do stuff like normal siblings. But you can't make them a couple unless you really want to waste your time trying.
NATALIYA ARLOVSKAYA: This Unit fears your unit after becoming one with her after losing a war to her. Your unit loves to torture this unit; a S&M one night stand is possible.
LOVINO VARGAS: This unit is a Mafioso. And your unit is a bodyguard and part of the Family because of that. Please do not follow her if she says she is going with Lovino somewhere. You will be killed or if you are a good protector you will become a bodygard.
Cleaning
Your HAZE RIDE unit can take care of herself. Reject any of her requests to bathe with you; she will most likely hold your head underwater and say she was getting the soap out of your hair or rape you.
Feeding
Your unit enjoys German food or beer, but she will also eat various other foods. She will NOT eat any British food, and she has NO taste buds at all, she just hates England so much she will not even eat a British muffin.
Rest
This unit sleeps whenever she feels like sleeping, wherever she feels like sleeping. It is not advised to try and wake her up(Unless you want to get hit); she will get up as he pleases. You might awaken to find that she has vanished, in which case you don't need to worry because she is most likely with a LOVINO VARGAS unit talking about their 'business'.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My Unit is sitting and standing with a slightly crouched posture and sits on the balls of the feet in a squatting type position, why?
A: She has spine problems; she most likely hit her spine on something and is in slight pain. Give her a strong pain med or let her drink the pain away. Or she has just watched to many Death notes and you have unlocked her Copycat mode somehow. If that then she is just acting like L, she may starting a lot of sweets and hold stuff oddly. Go on a search for the Death Note manga and give them to her, it will stop her for a while.
Q: My HAZE RIDE unit came home with a LOVINO VARGAS unit and said he was staying here for a while. He has a gun and strange people keep asking for him…
A: He has done something to make the American Mafia mad most likely and the ALIX STORM/NEW YORK unit has sent her men after him.
Q:My unit is sulking in a corner muttering in German and saying something about 'a stupid pasta loving Italian' Why?
A: Your Unit is jealous of FELINCIANO VARGAS Units because her brother, LUDWIG BEILSHMIDT, pays more attention to him than her; just let her spend time with a (GENBEN?) GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT, NEKO BEILSCHMIDT, FRANCIS BONNEFOIS Unit and she will go back to her normal state of mind.
Note* NEKO BEILSCHMIDT Is your units sister New Prussia.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: Instead of a full grown HAZE RIDE Unit you received a girl around eight with a scarred expression asking for Russia, Prussia, Germany, or America. It seems we sent you a Little!HAZE RIDE Unit, this unit is much more loving but she has to be with one of the Units mentioned before or she will cry. Russia is the best because he can keep her under control and he will be less hostile when around her. But if you wish you may exchange her for a normal HAZE RIDE Unit by calling customer service, please get her into the box before getting too attached though.
End notes:
We wish you luck with your new HAZE RIDE Unit!
Customer Service: 1-800-583-7462
A/N: I'm doing a OC manual thing so if you want one for your OC tell me some facts about its temper, hyperness etc eye color, hair, skin ya know what I did