My not so little ninja me.

Chapter one – The beginning

There were trees, and lots of them. The forest where I was looked so thick and cartoonish that I was sure I wasn't anywhere on earth anymore.

"WTF," I said slowly, while oggling the forest around me, my mouth slightly agape.

I was sure that I was either dead, in coma, or in different dimension. `Cus you just don't wake up in the place like this after getting hit by a fucking lighning bolt for sure.

But, being me, I just shrug my shoulders and look at what I have with me here. I look down and see my black leather boots, blue jeans, and my black t-shirt on me which makes me chuckle.

"At least I´m not naked," I said, while combing my right hand through my long red hair, and then moving my eyes at my left hand where my black 42" inch long katana was in its black wooden sheath, making me smile and tighten my fist around it, then tying it between my jeans and belt on my right hip.

After that, I looked around while moving my right hand to rub my chin and started to think. What should I do next? Should I start going in some random direction, or find some civilication? Or should I build a shelter and keep tight until I figured out where the fuck I was.

But my musing was cut short ´cause of the bushes rustling on my right, making me take a ready stance, while laying my left hand on top of the hilt of my sword. But when the bush rustler jumped out from the bushes it made me sweat drop and start to chukle nervously.

"Oh hell no," I said at the growling face of the Manticore in front of me. "Well at least I´m sure where I´am now, fucking Everfree Forest, damnit," I yelled at the manticore who roared and started to run at me, making me get ready and take a hold of the hilt of my katana.

I was as scared as shit, but I was overwhelmed by my survival instics, so it didn't matter. When I noticed the Manticore jumping at me, I crouched low while taking a fast step forward, unsneathing my katana with a fast flick.

I heard a roar of pain from the Matincore, but I didn't stay long enough to look at what kind of wound I had caused because I started running forward like crazy.

Crouching low and laying forward, holding my katana on my side like ninjas, for fucks sakes, I didn't know why I did this, but it felt right so I just ran forward through thick forest while dodging trees and jumping over logs and rocks.

I still could hear the Manticore roaring and running through the forest after me. Obviously the wound I gave that dip shit didn't hinder it at all, which made me curse.

I had run for about a minute or two, when I came to a large clearing. I cursed at my luck even more now because I had to fight the fucking Manticore by myself and I didn' t know shit about real fights. Sure I had practised some with my katana and seen lots of action movies, but those didn't stand a chance in real fight.

The fear of getting myself killed or hurt didn't help either, but I dint have any other choice. I took some distance and turned to look at the forest where I came from while taking a loose stance, holding my both hands on the hilt of my katana which was held little below my eyes horizontally, the tip pointing at my right, and then I tried to even my breath and relax as much I could.

When the manticore jumped out of the forest, I could see a long but shallow gash going from the right side of its muzzle, little over to its shoulder making me curse.

"For fucks sakes, lets get this over with, you fucking fur ball!" I yelled. It roared, charging at me and making me curse at myself while getting ready.

The manticore didn't jump at me this time. Instead, it suddenly stopped in front of me and tried to take a swipe at me with its left paw. But I was a little faster and dodged to the right of the swipe, while taking a swipe at its paw, making it roar again. I tried to stab my katana in its left side, but I saw its stinger coming at me so I had to jump backwards.

I landed on the ground in a crouch and skid along a little while holding my katana in my left hand. but I didn't have much time to think because I noticed the maticore running at me.

"Shit," I managed to say as I crossed my arms over me, just before the manticore smashed into them, making me fly back wards with a grunt and making me fall to the ground on my back, sliding a few meters, making my backside burn like hell.

When I opened my eyes, I saw the Manticore jumping at me again, which made me curse and roll fast on my left. I figured I wasn't fast enough because I could feel something sharp digging in my left arm, making me let out a small gasp.

I stopped rolling and stood up as fast as I could and turned to look at the manticore. I didn't have lot of time to think about what kind of wound I had, the only thing I knew about it was that it burned like hell. The Manticore was charging at me again. It jumped and I did the same, but I leaped as close to the ground as possible so that I would fall and slide along the ground on my back.

I knew it was gonna hurt like a bitch, but I couldn't figure out anything else. When I was falling, I turned myself so that my back hit the ground, making me cringe when the sliding started. I didn worry about it. Instead, I took a hold of my katana and gave the fucker a nice long slash on its tummy, making it roar in pain.

Instead, it made me smile, but then I noticed its tail coming from the side. By that time, it was too hit me hard on my side, making me yell in pain and fly several meters back before hitting the ground while loosing the hold of my katana.

I gasped and cursed while trying to get up but only managed to turn on my back side and look at the manticore, which looked really pissed and was charging at me again. I cursed. I was out of energy, and I thought I would die right then and there.

But suddenly I thought of something really stupid, which made me feel like an idiot, but there wasn't really any other option, so I had to give it a try. If it worked, it would be fucking fantastic, but if it didn't, I would die and look like an idiot while doing it. So, I quickly made a one hand ram seal with my right hand in front of me and concentrated really hard,trying the feel the warm tingle I sometimes felt when I tried it.

Suddnenly, I felt something warm rush from my chest in my right hand making me grin.

"Kawamiri no jutsu," I said, grinning at the leaping manticore. In a loud explosion of white smoke that suprised the Manticore, which was left gnawing on a wooden log. I landed at the other side of the clearing near the forest line.

"Fucking hell, it worked. That's so kick ass," I said, standing up and laughing a little while holding my left side because it hurt like a bitch. My happy moment stopped short when I saw the manticore notice me. It roared and charged at me again which made me curse even more.

What could I do? That was definetely chakra I felt there, but would it work again and what should I use?There wasn't any jutsu I could remember how to do because they needed handseals, which I couldn't remember. Fuck this shit, I should have learned them then, but nooooo, I was just too lazy.

Suddenly, I remembered one jutsu, which didn't require any seals. At the same time, this made me curse, ´cause this jutsu in particular is normally so fucking hard to learn, but I didn't have any choice´s here so wihtout further ´ado, I laid my right hand on my right side palm, open and upwards, while concerating on the warm feeling again.

When I felt it again, I smiled a little and pushed at my palm trying to make it spin in lots of different directions. I could feel it starting to spin, but I didn't have lots of time because the manticore was getting so fucking close now.

I growled and gnashed my teeth together, pushing out all of my feelings in my concernation. Suddenly, I felt a flood gate open inside of me, which made me gasp.

No, wait, it wasn't a flood gate. It was one of those chakra gates, which made me grin wildly while pushing it all in my right palm making it spin in many directions. Suddenly I could see a bright blue ball of chakra on my palm rotating in many different directions.

I turned to look at the manticore which jumped at me again, roaring loudly,

"Eat this, you fucking furbag of claws and shit! RASENGAN!" I yelled as loud I could, smashing the spinning ball of blue chakra at the muzzle of the manticore, making it roar in pain.

I pushed with all of the energy left inside of me, while roaring with the beast. Suddenly, the mantiore blasted away while spinning in the air when the rasengan exploded, making me grunt and fall on the ground gasping for air.

I heard a huge crash. I turned my head to look at the manticore and saw that it had flown through a few trees before crashing to the ground unconcious, which made me laugh in relief. I was going to live for another day and I had chakra. Fucking chakra. Suddenly I coughed. I groaned in pain and held my side.

"Fucking great, I think some of my ribs might be broken," I said, groaning and standing up slowly. I looked around for my katana and found it several meters away, burried little in the ground by its blade. I limped towards it while smiling like an idiot. After I had cleaned the blade on my t-shirt, I returned it to its sneath on my right hip.

I took a check of my wounds and noticed that I had four deep scratches on my left arm which would need stiches, but where the hell could I get something to sew it close with?

Suddenly, I remembered that I was in the Everfree Forest. So that meant that Ponyville was nearby. But I couldn't go there in day time. The Ponies would freak out. Besides, I didnt like the idea to even let these ponies know I was there. There would be lot of explaining to do, stuff I was too tired to do right now.

I looked at the sky and noticed that it was getting dark. This meant it wouldn't be a problem to sneak some aid from Ponyville. But then there was the question of who should I look up to for help? I shook my head at these thoughts and started to walk in a random direction, keeping pressure on my wounded arm so it wouldn't bleed out too much. Hopefully I would find a path which lead to Ponyville, or at least get out of the forest itself.

I was deep in thought about my situation while I was walking. I was stuck in some fucking happy-go-ponyland. Of course, I hoped for this kind of chance to start a new life in totally new place, but not in Equestria for fucks sake. But, at least I got chakra here, and that thought itself made me sigh happily.

I always wanted to be a ninja and have lots of epic and hard battles. That's why I always liked action movies and afew action filled anime series. It got my blood pumping and my adrelanine running. Actually, that last fight for my life was the best fucking thing that ever had happened to me.

Suddenly, I noticed that I was standing at the edge of the Everfree Forest. I also noticed that I was very near Fluttershy´s cottage, which made me cringe and hide a little behind nearest tree. Lucky me, there weren´t any lights coming from the windows, so she was probably sleeping and it wasn't even so dark outside yet. Maybe these ponies were more day beings than night beings.

With a sigh of relief, I started to walk to Ponyville, trying to use the shadows of nearby trees and buildngs as much I could. I had hard time deciding who I should look up to help me with my wounds, but when I got to the Ponyville Library and took a peek through the windows that I noticed that it hadn't been used for awhile, making me rise my eyebrow.

Where was Twilight? Shouldn't she be here studying? No, I couldnt believe it. I must be in future Equestria, or in a time where she hasn't even come here yet. I sighed and shook my head, looking at the ponyville, seeing a familiar white building.

"Rarity," I whispered, smiling a little. She had the stuff I could use to fix my self up, and maybe I could catch a glimpse of how the ponies looked in real life.

With a chuckle, I started to sneak to her boutique, taking in the sights as much I could.

When I got there, I noticed that the building was a lot bigger than I thought and with a sigh, I took a hold of the door knob and turned it gently, making a silent click sound. When the door opened, I slowly sneaked inside, being careful to close the door behind me. I was in some sort of hallway. I could see some light coming from the stairs which lead to the upper level.

I slowly took the stairs, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I got near the frame of the door leading into Rarity's work room, I took a peek inside and to my suprise I saw her sleeping on the floor. Obviously, she´s been working hard on her dresses, I thought, smiling.

I sneaked into the room and moved a blanket which was laying nearby on top of her, looking at her more closely. She was still very cartoonish, like in the show, but I could see the fur, like it should be and other stuff. I don't know how to explain it, but it looked fucking real, like a real life thing with some cartoonish features added, more color and stuff like that.

With a sigh, I walked downstairs to the kitchen I saw there, but not before taking some needles, thread, and few pieces of cheap looking fabric to take care of my wounds. When I got to the kitchen, I took a small bucket of warm water, and sat on the floor near the fridge, taking of my t-shirt.

I started to wipe the wounds with the cloth, cringing every few seconds, because it hurt like a bitch, you know. I had done a pretty good job at cleaning up my wound´s. I looked up for something to bite into, ´cus I knew the sewing will hurt like a bitch. I found a spatula on the table which had good wooden handle, so I wrapped it up with some fabric I took, and put it in my mouth and started to put some thread through the needle.

After that, I took a tight bite of the spatula, and started the sewing. It hurt like hell. I think I had tears flowing like a river and was weeping like a little kid. When I had finished sewing the first gash, to my horror, I noticed Rarity standing near me, looking so scared that it almost broke my heart right there.

"Ah... sorry... but... I didnt know where else to go," I said after I had dropped the spatula on my lap and lowered my head.

"You're hurt," she said. I could hear fear in her voice making me gringe. Suddenly I could feel something warm over my wounds and saw a wet piece of clothe wiping at my wound while glowing lightly, which made me chuckle a little.

"Could you... sew them closed... please?" I asked, looking at those big blue eyes which made me cringe and look back down. I hoped she wouldn't wake to see me here, using her stuff like this. Besides, I wasn't ready to explain everything to her.

I was suprised when I saw the spatula floating in front of me again with the magic, making me smile and take it in my mouth, turning around to give her better accses to my wounds.

I could hear her gasp, but I just turned to look at her giving a pleading look while nodding. I turned back around and bite a little harder on the spatula. I felt the needle entering my skin, which made me cringe, but it didnt feel as bad as my own sewing, which made me happy and gave me more strengh to handle this shit i´ve been spewn upon.

I was suprised at how fast the pain stopped. I thought she couldn't do it any more, but when I looked at the wound, I noticed that it was bandaged and my backside was too. I smiled and turned to look at Rarity, but I noticed she was looking at the floor and was quietly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" I asked, moving my right hand below her chin and gently lifting it upwards so that I could see her eyes, but when she opened them and saw me looking at her, she flinched and turned away.

"B... because I hurt you... I've never hurt anypony," she said quietly, which made me curse myself in my mind for causing this kind of shit for her. But, I couldn't undo it.

"Sometimes helping hurts like this, but still, I'm forever grateful for you helping a strange creature like me without running away screaming," I said as gently as I could so that I wouldn't scare her even more. I could see her turning to look back at me, making me smile a little.

"Look, I know you ponies aren't used to seeing stuff like this, but I didn't know anywhere else to go to get help. I'm sorry if I made you scared and offended you in someway," I said, trying to stand up but I could feel something soft pushing me back on the floor and I saw two white hooves on my shoulders, suprising me.

"No... you can't go in that conditition, you might reopen your wound´s," Rarity said looking at me, making me cringe. I'd rather not stay here because it would cause a lot of confusion and questions, which I wasn't ready to answer yet.

"Why, why did you help me this much? I snuck into your home and stole stuff from you and then made a mess on the floor," I said, gesturing to the blood stains which had fallen on the floor around me.

"I dont care, what matters is that you didn't hurt me and that you were hurt. Now sit tight while I tighten up those bandages. I'm not a nurse or a doctor, but I know how to use basic first-aid," she said with a determion, making me chuckle a little.

Trust Rarity to overcome this kind of shock so fast. She really is a strong person... err- pony. Shit, how the hell am I going to get used to this pony stuff anyway?

"Right away, ma'am," I said, lifting up my hands slowly so that I could give her better access to the bandages on my back.

"Now, what in the name of Celestia were you doing to get these kind of wounds?" she asked, using her unicorn magic to tighten the bandages, which made me chukle.

"I was in a fight, but you should see the other dude," I said, smiling while thinking back to the fight. Seriously, I still cant believe I survived that.

"Dude?" she asked. I turned to look at her. Oh yeah, she didn't know what I meant with that word.

"Oh, I mean Manticore," I blurted out. She gasped and fell on the floor with a loud thud and passed out, making me sweat drop. Seriously, she just patched a fucking alien creatures wounds for fucks sakes, and now she passes out when I said I had a fight with Manticore.

Oh well, at least this gives me an exuse to leave, but not before doing something in return. I stood up slowly, suprised why I wasn't as tired as I should be. Maybe it was because I accessed my chakra. I didn't worry about that much. I crouched down slowly and took her in my arms gently so that I didn't wake her up and carried her to her room. I swear, there is something either wrong with me or she was really light. Seriously, I think I wouldn't be able to carry a real pony, but this was just so ridiculous that I couldn't do anything else but chuckle lighty at the situation.

Fucking pony pshyics indeed.

When I got upstairs, I went straight to her room and laid her onto the bed and covered her gently with the blanket. Seriously, her house is just like in the show. I didn't even look at it that much, just the first season and few episodes from the second. With a shake of my head, I returned downstairs and went back in the kitchen to clean up my mess and make breakfast for Rarity. That was all I could think of doing in return for her help.

I put my shirt back on. It was torn up a little, which was a suprise because that was such old shirt and I thought it would be in piece´s at least. After that, I tied my katana back between my belt and jeans. Then I went to open the fridge so that I could figure out what to do for her for breakfast.

"Well this isn't a suprise," I mutered when I saw the contents of the fridge. Oh great, bunny food, and lots of it. That's what I'm used to saying when I see vegetables and other green food, but I could figure out something from this. After all, I was a handy man, I could do little bit of everything.

I made a fruit salad, juice, and a little berry suprise for desert. I put them on the table and wrote a quick note for her to thank her for everything while signing it with my first name Sam. Then I put it below the plate, holding the bunny food dish and cover the whole meal with silver dome, which is used to cover meals.

After that, I took a quick look around to make sure that I didn't leave any mess and snuck back outside, making my way back to the Everfree Forest to catch up on some hard earned sleep, but not before eating a few apples which I took from Rarity. I hope she doesn't notice. Heh, heh, I can imagine it already, arrested for apple theft.

With a good laugh, which hurt my sides like a bitch, I entered the everfree forest.

Wee... first chapter, let´s see how this story turns out eeh? ^^

Proof-read by LBTDiclonius, thanks a lot buddy :3