Hot Date

Chapter 1

OKAY! Not a lot of people read this manga :(, but I personally was quite fond of 'Love Neko', and since it was just added as a category (my request, *kya*), I'm writing my first fic for it. Thank you!

A quick briefing of the manga for those who haven't read it: In the manga Love Neko, a man orders a machine called a 'Necoco,' thinking that a cute, cat-eared girl is going to show up on his doorstep and give him service. But instead, a male Necoco is the one to show up, but, after a lot of work, this cat-eared boy manages to seduce the older man, the teacher, Eiji. Eiji has sort of dirty blonde hair, and sharp eyes, while Necoco has raven-black hair, and dark, magenta eyes. One thing that Eiji forgets to remember several times throughout the manga is that Necoco is a machine, not a real person, but Necoco's emotions seem real enough, anyway. One last tip... Necoco is a total pervert due to Eiji's lack of attention towards him.

~This fic takes place a few months into the relationship between Necoco and Eiji~

"Hey! Necoco!" Eiji called. "Were going on a date, all right? Get over he-"

"Where are we going?" Necoco asked instantly, springing up behind the older man and clinging to his arm. Eiji sighed, then petted the love machine's head, paying special attention to the cat ears so that his boyfriend would actually pay attention.

"Look, I don't want you doing anything pervy tonight, okay? I want it to be a nice, simple, NORMAL date between us, all right?"

Necoco considered it for a moment, then broke into a smirk. "Anything for you, Eiji," he hummed, batting his eyelashes in an attempt to look innocent, but the other wasn't entirely convinced.

"Okay, then, we're going out to the nice restaurant down the street...," Eiji sighed, making for the door.

"Wait, shouldn't I get dressed?" Necoco called.

"You're fine!" the other snapped. "You don't need to get all dressed up, let's try and do something casual for a change!"

Necoco snorted, but followed Eiji out of the house, his tail waving in complete adoration as he walked, and he soon got the idea to try something on Eiji in public. But then, he remembered that he'd been ordered not to do anything particularly arousing, and he bit his lip. He just wasn't entirely programmed for 'casual' things. "Hey, Eiji~," he called, poking his lover in the back. "Why don't you just let me cook?"

"Simple. If I let you cook, you're going to make me go without dinner, again, and instead try to get me in bed for the umpteenth time," Eiji answered, making the love machine trailing behind him bristle with embarassment.

"You never suggest that we have sex, what am I supposed to do?" he protested. "It wouldn't happen if you would just act more like a boyfriend and less like a roommate! Seriously!"

"Calm down," Eiji muttered, wrapping his arms around the other's shoulders. "I love you, okay?"

Necoco paused, then grinned widely. "I know."

The two eventually arrived at their date spot, and Eiji was fast to realize that he'd completely failed to try and hide Necoco's tail and ears before they went out. With a facepalm, he decided that he was WAY too used to it to be normal anymore. "All right, Necoco, c'mon," he mumbled, trying to ignore all of the people who were watching the obvious tail that was still squirming in the air like some sort of venomous snake.

They were led to a table by a waiter who was kind enough to judge on the relationship, and Eiji was fast to pick up a menu and hide his face from the public. However, to his frustration, Necoco didn't even pick up on it; he just looked carelessly around at everyone who was staring at them, before commenting, "Eiji, you must be awfully pretty tonight to be getting all this attention. Huh, I didn't notice..."

"Uh... Necoco... they aren't staring at me...," Eiji muttered, glancing over the menu to see that Necoco's tail was swinging back and forth like a freaking clock.

"Bein' modest won't help ya," Necoco said, folding his arms on the table. Eiji sighed in relief when finally the red flag was lowered down onto the seat, then smiled.

"Nevermind, it's all right..."

"May I start you off with something to drink?" asked the waiter, walking over to the two.

"Water for me," Eiji answered. "Necoco, what... exactly do you...?"

"I don't need anything, thanks," Necoco said, nodding to the waiter, who left to get water for Eiji.

"Not going to drink anything?" Eiji murmured.

"You're already full of wine, Eiji," Necoco replied, before sweeping his tongue over his lips to emphasize a smirk. The older man blushed, then buried himself in the menu to hide it.

"Just pick out something to order, damn it..."

A few minutes later, the waiter returned, and Eiji ordered, but Necoco, once more, didn't order anything. Eiji stared at him, suprised, as the waiter walked off once more, then folded his amrs. "Why aren't you eating?" he asked.

"Want me to short out, Eiji?" Necoco asked. "You seriously think I can eat food? I may have a mouth, but breathing and kissing are all its good for."

"That's a lie, and you know it," Eiji muttered, glancing in the other direction since he could no longer hide within his menu. Necoco was momentarily confused, but then, he grinned again.

"And I was trying to keep it clean," he chuckled. The table was silent for a while longer, before Necoco found a pervy comment floating to the front of his To Do List. He tried to suppress it, but then, Eiji looked at him, and he just couldn't help himself.

"What are we going to do when we get back home?" he asked. The machine was suprised at himself that he didn't sound very seductive saying that sentence, and he paused, before staring at Eiji to anticipate the answer.

"I dunno, Necoco," Eiji muttered. "What do YOU want to do? As if I need to ask..."

"We could always watch a movie, or somethin...," the ravenette replied. Eiji was clearly confused by that response.

"Do I need to change your batteries or what?"

"Not yet, I've still got twenty-percent," Necoco answered. Eiji blushed, then nodded.

"Yeah, we could watch a movie," he said. "I thought you would want to..."

Necoco smirked the second Eiji even came close to suggesting it. "Do YOU want to tonight?" he asked. "I wouldn't mind it if we had a little sex after dinner, you know I wouldn't. I could even do you with my tail aga-"

"Shut up, not here," Eiji snapped. "Let's just drop the subject."

Necoco grinned, and folded his arms on the table.

This date was already looking fun.

-End Chapter

:P And that's chapter one! Hey, I think I have the first fanfic for this category... SWEET!

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