~*~Llanfair~*~

Jessica had just gotten Bree and Ryder into bed. She switched out the light in their bedroom and headed downstairs to the party her uncle Todd was throwing in celebration of Valentine's Day. She had a feeling she might see Brody at the party, and she wasn't sure how she'd feel about seeing her ex. She was trying to move on with her life, but it wasn't easy, because Tess kept trying to emerge whenever she was stressed.

As she walked down the hallway, Jessica passed a full-length mirror. She stared at her reflection, but it was Tess that she saw looking back at her. "Where do you think you are going, dressed like that?" Tess taunted her. "No guy is going to want you!"

Jessica smoothed the silk fabric of her dress over her breasts as Tess laughed cruelly at her appearance. "Ohhh shut up, Tess. I look FINE... and besides, I am not looking for a guy. I am through with guys for a very long time."

"Don't lie to yourself, Jessica. You want a guy!" Tess said with a nasty sneer. "You want to get in Brody's pants again... don't you? Or maybe you'd rather have John McBain?"

"John!" Jessica gasped. "What makes you think I'd want him?"

Tess just laughed hysterically. "Go on down to the party, honey... and have a LOT of fun. But when you least expect it, I am gonna come out... and I am gonna have myself a WHOLE lot of fun!"

"I hate you," Jessica said to her alter.

"That's nice," Tess laughed. "Because I hate you, too."

Jessica rolled her eyes and walked away from her reflection. She wasn't going to let Tess spoil her fun. It was time to enjoy the party and forget all her troubles.

She walked downstairs just as a bunch of guests had arrived. She saw Tea DelGado enter with Blair Cramer. Jessica smiled at the guests as they entered the foyer. She saw Tomas DelGado and his son Baz, followed by her uncle Bo, Aunt Nora, and David Vickers. Shaun, Rex, and John McBain had just arrived as well.

Jessica felt herself blushing as she glanced over at John. For some reason, Tess had thought that she was hot for him. *Tess is just jealous because I won't let her out so she can get laid,* Jessica thought as she went to mingle with a few of the guests.

~*~o~*~

"What in the world is going on here?" Vicki gasped as David Vickers, Tina's little dog was chasing after Clint with lustful intentions. The cute little pooch was panting as she was humping Clint's leg in a frantic motion.

"David Vickers! Bad girl!" Tina scolded as she walked into the kitchen and saw her doggie humping Clint's leg. "Ooooo I knew we should have gotten her spayed!"

She grabbed her little dog and placed her in her doggy kennel. "You just stay in there and think about the naughty thing you have done," Tina said to David Vickers. "You have to stop being such a Doggy-Ho."

"Tina, what's gotten into your dog?" Vicki asked her sister.

"I'm not really sure. I just came into the kitchen to get some of that punch Todd made to serve to the guests. Everyone's thirsty and asking for refreshments," Tina explained.

"Todd made a huge bowl of punch, so please take as much as you'd like to the guests. I need to stay here in the kitchen though for awhile. I am afraid Todd needs my help with ... something."

"What?! Did he eat all the cookies?" Tina asked.

"No," Vicki said as she shook her head. "Look over there."

Vicki pointed over to their brother who was being fondled repeatedly by Roxie. "What's Roxie doing?" Tina asked with a frown.

"It would appear that she's feeling up our brother. I would say that she's had a bit too much to drink."

"Mom, come here!" Natalie called out as she tried to pull Roxie off Todd.

"You go serve the punch, Tina. I need to help our brother," Vicki said.

~*~Irene's Compound~*~

Agent Baker released his giant plumper and tried to entice Irene with it. "Get that THING away from me!" she shrieked.

"Just stroke it, your meanness!" he pleaded.

"It disgusts me!"

"I know you want me... because you made me drink that love potion, knowing what it would do to me," Agent Baker stated. "And just look what it did. It's given me a thick erection that will probably last for hours!"

Irene tried to escape the lab and Agent Baker's erection, but he grabbed her and lay her down none-too-gently on an exam table. "You will regret this!" she yelled as he locked her wrists into iron restraints.

"It's time you discovered what's it's like to be at someone else's mercy," Agent Baker quipped.

~*~Llanfair~*~

Tina walked into the living room of Llanfair with a large pitcher of cherry-red punch. As the guests came forward, she began to serve Todd's delicious concoction. John McBain was the first one to walk over and take a glass.

"This looks delicious. I'm parched," he said as he took a sip of the ruby liquid. In that same moment, Tomas DelGado came forward to take his own glass. He brushed against John as he walked away from the refreshment table.

Suddenly, John's vision went blurry. He no longer saw Tomas as a man. In John's eyes, Tomas was a sexy, beautiful young woman with firm jumbos and a curvaceous bottom. "Hello there," John said as he gave Tomas a sexy grin.

"How would you like to go somewhere private for a little ... fun?" John asked Tomas as he gave him a wink.

"Excuse me?" Tomas asked in disbelief.

Meanwhile, Rick had taken his own glass of punch. After he had consumed a large sip of the cool liquid, Rick was approached by Nate. "I need your help," Nate said to Rick. "I am totally broke... and I was wondering, would you be presuaded to make another porno?"

"Sure," Rick said with a devilish smirk. "I've always wanted to make a porno with you."

After he consumed a huge glass of Todd's punch, Brody was dancing with Sister Mary Agnes. "You're the hottest nun I've ever known," he told her. "Would you consider dating me?"

"I am sorry, Mr. Lovett, but nuns don't date. I have taken an oath of God," the nun stated.

"Forget your oath. I am a hot, red-blooded guy. I can give you so much passion and ecstasy. Whattaya say?"

~*~o~*~

Meanwhile, back in the kitchen, Vicki and Natalie were trying to keep an extremely ardent Roxie off of Todd. She kept kissing his face repeatedly, smearing it with her bright red lipstick. "Get this crazy woman OFF of me!" Todd cried out.

David Vickers was licking herself and barking frantically. She stared out of her doggy kennel at Clint. She suddenly threw herself against the bars as she was drooling.

Marty walked in amid all the chaos. Todd glanced over at her in a state of panic as Roxie slid her hand down his pants. "Todd, what's going on?" Marty demanded. "What have you done?"