Follow our favorite Russian at a reunion with all the "freaking weirdos and brainless brats" –quotation from Bryan

So, this is my very first fic, I'm SORRY for all grammatical and spelling mistakes, but you see, I did my best, enjoy!

EDIT 2016: I'm currently editing this story because back when I first published it, my English was as good as a 10 year old kid. You'll notice some changes in the writing style, that's because my style has changed in the last few years (for the best, I hope), I'm trying to let the story flow better and made the characters a bit less OC as they originally were (blame my teenage years). I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I do not own beyblade ):

It was an early Sunday morning at the Blitzkrieg boys' house in Russia, they were dead sleeping since they miraculously arrived home at 5 am after a heavy drinking night.

Spencer's alarm woke him up at 7am, he couldn't even move to turn it down, it was louder and louder by each passing second so all Spencer could do was roll on his bed and glared at it as if it would shut up by itself.

5 minutes later the clock went flying off the window, 'shit, I'm gonna have to buy another one' he thought. He then decided to get up and began his daily routine. He took a shower, made his bed, and went down stairs to make breakfast and coffee for him and his team. They all got moody if they didn't have coffee in the morning. Especially Kai.

He looked at his watch and saw the time, it was already 7.30 in the morning. They usually got up at 6 (except Kai who always got up at non-humans hours) He decided to go wake his teammates but when he was passing the front door he noticed a white envelop from the BBA.

He wanted to open it but since Tala was the 'Oh so great captain', he would have to wait for him, so he just sighed and continued his quest.

There's a thing that you must know about the Blitzkrieg boys. They were trained to be up early every single morning… except Sunday mornings. Which for Spencer was definitely not a good thing.

He started his mission on Tala's room. The wolf was very organized and neat with his stuff. He walked in and saw Tala sleeping peacefully on his back, he had his covertures made a mess around him.

"Tal, wake up." He said shoving him slightly by the shoulders.

"wha-… nh- he can't do thaaaaat…" he mumbled incoherently in his dream.

"Tala" Spencer tried again only to receive more incoherent mumbles.

"IVANOV" Spencer yelled and Tala jumped out of his bed on a defending position.

"What! Where is he!" He looked like an idiot so Spencer couldn't help but laugh slightly at him.

"What the actual fuck Spence? I could have killed you with my awesome ninja skills" He said making Spencer laugh even more. "What time is it anyways?" Tala asked stretching and yawning dramatically.

"Calm down captain ninja, it's almost 8 am so I came to wake your sleeping ass up" He said with a smirk. "I'll meet you down stairs, I'm going to wake the others" He said as he walked out the room.

Next was Ian's and his room, this was going to be easy. Ian always woke up fast, that's why they shared rooms, because they weren't violent or little pussies in the morning, unlike some other people who shall remain unnamed.

"Hey Ian, wake up"

"… Comiiiing" Ian said like a zombie.

"Ok, go downstairs, breakfast is ready"

"Okaaay…"

Only 2 more to go so he could open the envelope.

Next on the list was Bryan. The Falcon wielder's room was ALWAYS a mess… a clean mess. This meant that he knew exactlywhere to find everything, even if at first glance it seemed like a hurricane had made his way to his room.

Bryan was completely paranoid, he always put traps in his room if one day some random assassin stepped in there without protection, he would pretty much end up dead… Or at least very hurt.

Plus, his room was the biggest so how did Bry even manage to survive inside his room was a complete mystery.

Spencer took a shield, yes, a shield they had bought especially for Bryan's traps as he proceeded to open the door carefully.

He immediately dodged knives that were thrown out of nowhere then used the shield to block several sharp objects… after 10 minutes of dodging, blocking, rolling, running and jumping across the room, Spencer was now safe.

He moved near Bryan's bed, who was sleeping face down hugging his pillow and stood about 2 meters away just in case.

"Bry, it's time to wake up" He said.

"…"

"Bry..."

"…"

Seeing that he was still in dream land, he took the first object he could reach, which in this case was what seemed to be cannonball, he threw it expecting to hit Bryan, but surprisingly, he just caught it on his sleep and threw it back to Spencer, who moved quickly enough for not to get killed by the thing.

"What the…. TALA!" He yelled hoping that his captain would have any more ideas.

"What now?" He heard Tala yell back from downstairs.

"COME HERE I NEED YOUR WAKING SKILLS" He shouted again, still amazed by the sleeping power of Bryan.

After a couple of minutes Tala stepped outside the room.

"Is it safe to enter? I don't want to die yet" He said dryly.

"Shut it and help me out"

"So, you couldn't wake him up huh?" He crossed his arms with a wolfish grin on his face.

"That's why I'm asking your help, Einstein" Spencer replied.

"Okay, I'll help you out, but just for the record, I'm not responsible if Bryan starts throwing random weapons" He stated seriously.

"Just do it" The blonde was starting to get irritated.

"Okay then, here we go…" Tala went back a few steps.

"Ahem... SQUIRREEEEEEEELS!" He shouted suddenly like a psychopath.

Two things happened at the same time: Bryan woke up as expected, but he also pulled a gun out of nowhere and started shooting on their direction. Spencer just ran to a safer place in the room while Tala was lying on the floor trying to protect himself with his hands. Luckily for them the gun was a paintball shooter and the bullets where just made out of paint (Note: I tried to explain myself as best as I could /: ), after what seemed for ages, Bryan stopped shooting.

"ARE YOU INSANE BRYAN! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US!" Spencer snapped covered in orange paint.

"WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT THERE WAS A FREAKING SQUIRREL IN MY ROOM?" Bryan was now looking everywhere to make sure that there weren't any furry demons around.

"Seriously?" Spencer asked skeptically.

"I'm not kidding guys! Those damn things are EVIL" He said with a serious look on his face.

"Anyways, I had too many death experiences for today, it's your turn to wake up Kai" Spencer said leaving the room.

"What? But- But I'm the captain!" Tala whined.

"Stop being such a pussy Red, common, let's wake shorty" Bryan said slightly amused.

They entered Kai's room which was pretty much like Tala's, except that it was even cleaner and was infestedwith books everywhere.

Kai was sleeping- wait, wait, wait… Kai was STILL sleeping? It was almost 8.30 in the morning and there he was, sleeping as if nothing had happened 'How the hell is he still sleeping with ALL the noise we made!' Tala thought to himself.

Both silently stared at each other for several seconds trying to decide who was going to be the brave man who would wake the if-you-ever-try-to-wake-me-up-you're-dead Kai.

"You wake him up, I'm too young and too handsome to die" Bryan pushed Tala towards the Phoenix.

"Me? YOU wake him up! Plus I'm the captain" he said with a smug look on his face.

"I'm older bitch"

"I'm cooler"

"I'm smarter"

"No, I'm smarter"

"So you say!"

"Besides, I already woke you up! So, it's your turn" Tala said putting his arms in his hips.

"Whatever" Bryan said irritated.

"I'll be downstairs, may the force be with you" He said dramatically before he was smacked on the head.

"Ouch! Hey!"

"Oops didn't see you there" The Falcon smirked. Tala just got out of the room and left Bryan alone with the little monster, he took a deep breath as if it was going to be his last moment.

"Soooo… Kai! Wake up dude!" He shoved him slightly. He didn't get any answer so he shoved him again.

"Kai? I don't want you to kill me, but it's already 8.30 and you have to get up!" He saw Kai move a little so he just ran to the door to be safe.

"Holy shit Bryan, it's Sunday, just let me sleep 5 more minutes" Kai whined grumpily, Bryan just stood there. "Wow, that went better than I expected".

"Okay, we'll be waiting in the kitchen" With that Bryan went downstairs and went to the kitchen, he saw Spencer doing the dishes, Tala having breakfast and Ian playing aimlessly with a fork.

"What took you so long?" Ian asked Bryan.

"None of your business shrimp" He said casually.

"Speeence! Bryan is being mean again!" Ian whined.

"Bry stop it" Spencer said giving him a stern look.

"Jeez"

He took two cups and filled them with coffee, then he sat on the table. 15 minutes later, Kai entered the kitchen and Bryan gave him his cup of coffee.

"Thanks" He said while he took a sip.

"Thanks to you for not killing me back in your room" Bryan said with a smirk.

"Don't worry, I'll get you another time" The Phoenix said laughing under his breath. With that answer, Bryan knew he wouldn't be able to sleep that night.

"So, as you guys are back to the living, we received a letter from the BBA early this morning" Spencer stated.

"And what does it says?" Ian asked full of curiosity.

Spencer sat down and handed the envelop to Tala.

"I don't know, I haven't read it yet"

"Awww, you see guys? Spence here respect his captain!" Tala said with a smile only to get hit by a flying toast, courtesy of Kai.

"I really think you should express your love to me on a different way guys, always throwing things at me"

"Are you going to read the letter or should we wait until you're done whining?" Kai asked irritably.

" Patience is a virtue Kai" He scolded him as everyone rolled their eyes. "Anyways… 'Dear Blitzkrieg boys, the BBA is going to hold a meeting with all of the world's teams, this event is not only to keep in touch with other bladers,-'"

"Oh great! We're going to see all the freaking weirdos and brainless brats again!" Bryan growled.

"Yo, Shut up Bry, let me finish!" Tala said irritated.

"Yes sir!" Bryan spat back. Tala threw an icy glare at him.

"Where was I? Oh yeah 'We'll be settling the next championship schedule. You will also be participating on a charity beyblade event, which means you will be battling against some of the other teams as well.' Blah blah blah… Same old story" Tala said while still reading the letter.

"When and where is it going to be?" The blunet asked.

"In 2 weeks in Japan… Shit. What does Mr. Dickenson has against us? He always sends us the invitation like, 24 hours before every championship!" Tala said annoyed.

"It doesn't have anything to do with Russia being always frozen and the mail never getting here on time right?" Spencer asked amused.

"Touché" The red head raised an eyebrow.

"And why does it alwayshas to be in Japan!" Kai said frustrated, thinking of a certain blader who would probably convince him to go to his dojo and ending up trying to kill someone.

"We better start training! Our flight will be in 10 days" Spencer said looking at the letter.

"And I hope this time you won't get lost on the airport" Tala smirked at Ian.

"But-" Ian was cut off by the laughter of the older bladers.

"Laugh aaall you want! But YOU Tala were the one who got lost in a SUPERMARKET!" Ian said with a smug look on his face.

"pfffffff HAHAHAHAHAHA" Kai was holding his sides trying to retain his laughter, while Bryan just cackled pointing at the red head.

"THAT'S IT SHRIMP! YOU'RE DEAD!" Tala stood up and started to chase the snake.

"Spenceeeeeeer! Help meeee!" Ian panicked running for his life around the table with Tala right behind him.

"Tala! Being a murder won't solve anything! Stop trying to kill him! NOW" The blonde stood up when he saw that Tala was about to punch Ian in the face.

"Fiiiine..." He let go of Ian who just sighed with relief.

"I swear I'm dealing with children" Spencer whispered to himself, he went to his room to take another shower, then he headed out to do whatever he could think of: go to the grocery, walk in the park, go get a coffee...

He knew his maniac brothers were going to kill each other if he didn't show up soon, but he was willing to take the risk.

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That's it guys, I FINALLY finished! (it's 5 am) I hope you enjoyed it! :)

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