"UGH! I HATE YOU! FUCK MY LIFE!" You screamed slamming and locking the door. You got on your computer and turned on a Hetalia AMV, the music blaring at the highest volume. You pulled up a new document and started working on one of your nationxreader requests for your readers. It was the only thing that calmed you down anymore, because when you got a reader's review, you were so happy that someone actually cared.
Every so often though you would type into another document which was your personal fake chat room where you played as the Hetalia peoples in their own character, so you could feel like they were actually talking to you. You looked at the computer screen as you typed in a response from France to you. You felt major depression as you typed in:
You guys are my only friends; I wish I was with you at the World Meeting Mansion right now…
You thought you heard your parents scream at you to turn off the computer because there was a storm coming on. But you weren't sure, so you just shrugged it off, and not a moment later an electric surge shot through you sending jolts coursing through your body. Your body shook vigorously and you blacked out.
You woke up with a groggy feeling clouding your head and asked yourself, "What the hell happened?" You sat up where you were at and opened your eyes to see multiple people you knew all too well. You turned white with shock, "Holy fucking shit!" You jumped and tumbled off the table hit the wall, "What the hell!"
"Took the bloody words right out of my mouth." England said.
"Yeah I know I did, England." You grumbled.
They all stared at you, "Now how do you know us, but we don't know you?" England asked.
"Um…well…oh my gawd, I don't know how to say this but…I-I know all of you by heart."
They gawked.
"I can't believe I'm actually talking to you guys…this has to be a dream, oh well though. Here it goes; I'm not from this world. I mean, I'm from earth but you all are like from a different dimension than my own earth."
"Vhat are you trying to say?" Germany barked.
"What I'm saying is, you all are anime characters from a television show I watch, called Hetalia which is based mainly one World War 2 and around that time era. But the main characters that the story revolves around are Germany, Japan and most of all, Italy. But then there are the antagonists who are the allied powers that would be China, Russia, England, France, and America. Then there are the supporting characters, which would be everyone else."
They all had a severe case of slack jaw and then Italy said, "Ve~ I don't understand!"
"Alright, let me just give you an explanation that would be much easier to understand, I stalk all of you guys."
There was a clamor of noise as everyone finally understood.
"A stalker of moi? Mon cherie! Where have you been all of my life?" France exclaimed and took you into his arms and spun you around. You laughed, and kissed his cheek. You loved all the characters but France and Prussia where your top two.
"This is so cool!" America exclaimed, "So where are you from? You sound American."
"I was born in America, from the northwest actually. But I am a mutt ethnic, which means I have a lot of different countries that run in my blood."
"So who are you most closely related to?" Japan asked.
"Well, mainly Germany, Ireland and America because I am like little less than ¾ German, 1/8th Irish and I have a good amount of Cherokee Indian." You said.
They nodded and there was a lot of talk, Germany smiled though, "Mostly German? Do you know much of my language?"
"Some, I used to be able to count to 20 but now only 10 but I know a few other words. But then again I've learned a lot about all of you in order to…write about you." You said trying again to keep from having to explain everything all over again.
Finally America spoke up again, "Wait! I got it! Are you saying that we are a tv show you watch and that you came into our lives by a random occurrence?"
"Don't be so confusing aru~!" China called out.
"Okay, you know how there's cartoons with characters and storylines, well what if we went into that world? Putting ourselves in a situation where we could talk to the characters of a TV show. That's what happened to her."
"Wow, didn't think you would figure that one out." You teased America.
He made a face at you but you knew he was only teasing you back.
"This is an interesting predicament we are currently in, we have no idea how you got here except that you just came crashing down on the table from some other 'parallel' dimension of our own Earth." Austria said sipping his tea.
"You know…I can't quite remember either…The last thing I remember, I was pretending to be you guys and I wrote something to myself using words France would say, then I told you guys you were my only friends and then…and then, nothing, I awoke in this room."
"So we are your friends in your mind?" Russia asked.
"More or less, yes, Russia, you see, I've recently moved to a new city and I've lost contact with all my friends so all I do is write…stories, I guess you can say, about people who fall in love with you guys, and I also write out fake chat rooms where you all talk to me, even though you aren't really doing so. But I know you all so well, I know what kind of people you are and what you would say to me, to cheer me up." You said.
"That sounds kind of pathetic." England said rolling his eyes.
"Well no one asked you, so go talk to your flying mint bunny." You snapped.
England blushed bright red and twiddled with his thumbs.
"So vhy and how are you here vith us?" Germany asked.
"I-I don't know…I wish I did, but I don't." You said as you leaned against France's chair. "This shouldn't be real, from where I come from; you all aren't real people, just animated personified countries."
"So what are you going to do?" Switzerland asked.
"I don't know, I have no idea how to get back home. Not that I want too, really, there's nothing left but pain waiting for me back at home. If I should even call it that, it's where I live, not a place I really can call home." You grumbled sadly.
"Well, we may not know you miss, but we'll do our best to be the friends you think us to be." Canada said.
"Yeah, don't worry baby, we'll take good care of you." Turkey replied.
"Si! We will make sure you have a roof over your head and food to eat." Spain said with a wink.
"We've got your back." Greece promised.
You smiled, "Thanks guys, you're all so sweet."
"But the question is, how would it be best to share you da ze~?" South Korea asked with a mischievous grin.
Everyone went silent.
"Well as long as we're all okay with her and she likes us, does it really matter? We could just take turns with her." China said.
"W'll h'w w'ld we d'c'de th't?" Sweden questioned.
"We should start with the youngest country!" Sealand exclaimed.
"I don't know Sealand, this girl needs someone who can take care of her, not take care of you." Latvia said apologetically.
"Well in that case she should like totally live with me first, I have so many clothes that I could dress her up in!" Poland exclaimed.
"I'm sure you do." Lithuania sighed.
"Well don't forget, we can also do this by houses, since some of us live with others." Hungary suggested.
"I don't want her at my big brother's house." Belarus growled.
"I think it would be fine." Ukraine said.
"She's welcome to stay at my big brother's house first, right big brother?" Lichtenstein replied.
Switzerland nodded, "Right."
Estonia sighed, "So how are we going to arrange her house staying arrangements?"
"We could do it by alphabetical order of our countries." Finland said with a light smile.
Egypt nodded, "That sounds reasonable."
"Damn this is taking for ever! When is the reception I'm hungry!" Romano exclaimed.
"But then it vill take forever for her to be over at my place! I'm the awesome one; shouldn't ve go by how awesome ve are?" Prussia ranted.
You tried hard not to blush; as he was your number one favorite.
"I still think alphabetical!" Finland said.
"How about we let her choose how this goes!" America yelled.
They all stopped and agreed, and turned to you, now the pressure was on.
"Uh…uh…pick a number between 1 and 100!" You exclaimed quickly.
They all picked a number, and you had your number set.
All of them set their numbers:
America 4
Austria 8
Belarus 15
Canada 16
China 23
Denmark 42
England 1
Estonia 33
Finland 20
France 55
Germany 56
Greece 12
Hungary 87
Iceland 67
Japan 90
Latvia 25
Lichtenstein 28
Lithuania 74
Italy 11
Norway 22
Poland 99
Prussia 100
Romano 69
Russia 5
Scotland 43
Spain 91
South Korea 81
Sweden 71
Switzerland 61
Turkey 51
Ukraine 14
"Well…my number was 13 so, the two closest to me are Ukraine and Greece. So I think since Ukraine and her family and Russia's subordinates all live together, I should start there, that way I can be with everyone there and then go on to the next home."
"Oh but hey! How is _ going to get back home?" Sealand asked.
"For some reason, I want to say that I don't want to go home." You said.
"Did you have an argument with your parents?" Russia asked.
That's when it all came to me, "Yes! I was! I was angry at them because I had no friends, and I was being neglected and so I had become real hermit and then I was listening to them and I wished to be here and then all of a sudden an electric surge shocked my body and that's how I came to be here!" You exclaimed.
"Wow…that's so cool!" Latvia said.
"Definetly something I would love to checkout." Estonia agreed.
"Well, if the meeting is over today then we should all start heading home." Lithuania said lightly.
I counted the households up and nodded, "This could work, with each of the different homes, I will be here for fourteen weeks and I can be with everyone."
"Doesn't mean everyone will like it." Belarus growled.
You rolled your eyes; you had never been scared of her. You just got overly annoyed with her obsession with her big brother.
"Well, we'll be off now da!" Russia smiled as he led his big household away.
Everyone else began to file out as well, and you smiled as you knew you were about to have a world of an adventure!