The Joke

warnings: you know it... explicit sex! Finally guys!

They were on the bed simply caressing and kissing but Arthur couldn't forget what Alfred said. Bugger, that git always makes him wonder is life.

''Do you think we are leading things too slowly?'' Arthur asks and Francis shakes his head.

''Non, we are only taking our time… Its good, non? It means we want this to work out.'' He smiles and caresses his chest softly as Arthur plays with his hair.

''Yes…. I guess…'' Arthur would love to take things farther but he was still hesitant. What if he … leaves then? He knows he is being paranoid but Francis left him twice; the frog left him with a raging boner twice… what if he's not good looking enough to get Francis going? Oh dear lord what that man does to him…

''Uh, you want to make things … serious?'' Francis says huskily shifting close and Arthur swallows dryly.

''I didn't say that.'' He protests weakly and Francis kisses his flushing cheek.

''I want…''

''Oh…well, I guess we can then... I...'' Arthur murmurs flushing and Francis smirks.

''We don't need to go all the way….'' Francis nibbles on his ear very pleased with the prospect of having a little of Arthur for himself.

''Yes… I know… yes…'' Dear Lord why the man has to say those things? Oh yes, he's French.

''Good.'' Francis kisses his lips softly then shifts making himself above him stranding him while still kissing him.

Their lips touch and slide together and Arthur deepens the kiss pressing his tongue to open two pink lips that gladly open and suck on his tongue.

Arthur opens his eyes and they part. Francis looks vulnerable even above him, he's flushed and his eyes are darkened with lust making Arthur want to switch positions but controls himself and lets Francis nibble and suck on his neck as he touch and caress the firm chest of the French.

Francis sensed the hesitation and felt his heart hurt with that. He's very loyal when in a relationship and he hoped Arthur would realise it but sensing Arthur hold himself back made Francis feel a bit insecure and wonder if he will ever love him how Francis loves him. Shaking his thoughts he continued doing the best he can do. Make love.

Francis kissed and nipped Arthur's collar grinding his groin into Arthur who bucked gladly and gaped and shuddered in need. He licked his way down and placed himself straddling one of Arthur legs making one knee rub against the swelling length that was hidden in white boxers.

Arthur swallowed dry and nervously feeling Francis go down and nip his nipple while playing and twisting the other with lean fingers. How many times he dreamt with this, how he wished and desired this and now was feeling it and was good. So much better than the tipsy time he barely remembers, that disaster day.

He looked down to Francis who was sucking and licking his navel and shivered in need watching blue eyes look up to him asking permission to take his boxers. He bucked again against the other man and lifted his waist letting him take them off.

Francis rolled his hips against Arthur's leg creating friction, that man is indeed gorgeous with those penetrating eyes and makes the cutest sounds. He took his boxers freeing a hard erection and blew hot air on it making Arthur close his eyes and shudder again flushing more.

Arthur gave a soft whimper and felt Francis hand on his sack rolling his balls while lapping his shaft. Oh dear lord the man is a sex fairy or something! Francis sucked on the length and kissed the tip of the pre-cum filled head before suck and swallow the pulsing member.

As Francis took his member he grabbed his hair rubbing his head trying to hold himself and not buck into the warm wet cavern. Francis started bobbing his head up and down still playing with his balls and he looked down. That image made him cum right there as Francis opened his mouth wider and drank the hot sticky fluid licking the softening member clean.

Then Francis crawled up and kissed his cheek and Arthur grabbed his hair again making them kiss passionately.

''Sweet mercy…'' Arthur panted and Francis smirked lying on his side.

Arthur looked at him and started palming the bulge on his briefs making him gaps and grab the hand.

''You don't need cher…'' Francis said not wanting to rush things and Arthur gave an indignant huf.

''Who do you think I am Frog? I'm very capable of pleasing my lover!'' he yelled and Francis laughed.

''As you wish amour.'' Arthur wanted to tell him how much he wished and wanted this. How long he waited. How much he needs him but he simply stared at him and flushed red grabbing his member through the briefs and rubbing it enjoying how Francis bit his lip and flushed while his eyes glassed in need.

Arthur kissed his neck feeling the stubble hashing his cheek making him smile and lowered himself above him kissing and lapping clumsily his way down.

He felt suddenly insecure. What if he lost his way? What if he's rusted? Oh bugger, what is he's simply bad in comparison?

His trail of thought was lost when Francis gave a whimper as soon as he pushed his hand under the briefs.

Arthur looked up with darkened green eyes and bit Francis nipples not so gently. Francis moaned and bucked on his hand and he decided to take things further. In a swift move he took his blue briefs down and kneeled between his legs kissing his firm tights. Francis gave him a look of despair and he smirked against them slowly nuzzling his way to the pulsing hot standing need. He licked it base to top and sucked on it before swallowing and takes more on his mouth.

He heard Francis whisper his name in a heavily accented way and sucked harder wanting to hear it again. As predicted Francis grabbed the sheets and said his name as a pray between a few French words that Arthur lost ability to translate savouring that image on his mind.

Francis trashed and whimpered and as soon Arthur used his hands on his shaft and balls he came spasming on his mouth and face.

Arthur cleaned his mouth and face and laid on his side listening Francis pant. His own breath was raged and they stood there for a while until Francis grabbed his hand and intertwined their fingers making Arthur flush.

''Francis?'' Arthur called not looking to his side and Francis made a hum looking to him.

Arthur could almost feel the blue eyes on him and sighed looking to his side.

''I may not be very... you know… '' he trailed and Francis looked to him curiously. ''I really like you… I thought you should know.'' He finished rather awkwardly and looked up embarrassed as Francis closed the distance and laid his head on his chest still letting their hands intertwined.

''That makes me happy mon amour.'' he truly did. He thought that Arthur would regret giving him a chance but now he may even love him. How he wished Arthur loved him as he loves him, it's almost desperate.

''Me too.'' Arthur said and placed the other free hand on his hair rubbing it again glad that his doubts were too tiny to make themselves know.

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Matthew was smiling and flushing and Francis raised one eyebrow.

''Mathieu, you have news am I right?'' Francis almost wanted to clap his hand in delight. The man was almost in the seven heaven, or so it seemed.

''She said yes Francis. Oh Dieu! She said yes!'' Matthew Quebec French slipped and he flushed again.

Francis was glad for his 'little brother'. He wondered for a second if Arthur will ever love him or say that to him but he shrugged it off not wanting to make himself down.

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''Lad, Oy, chap? Are you here?'' Arthur waved his hands in front of a very distracted American who looked at him and blinked.

''What?''

''Where are you?'' Arthur frowned and Alfred flushed.

''Oh sorry…. I was thinking.'' he admitted nibbling on a cookie.

''About what?'' he asked curiously and Alfred for once looked serious.

''If I tell you this doesn't leave here right?'' he asked and Arthur nodded.

''Of course, what is it chap?''

''Did you ever dreamt with the girl or guy of your dreams and stuff?'' he asked and Arthur frowned.

''We all think about that once in our lives why?''

''Yeah… I never thought much about it ya know but now… I was thinking…'' he stopped and Arthur kept waiting for the conclusion for a few seconds.

''I guess… Yeah… I guess Ivan is the one… I sound lame I know… fuck…'' he flushed and face palmed and Arthur smiled.

''Perhaps he is.'' He agreed even not 'liking' the man that much. He wondered if he will ever finds someone like that or if Francis would be it… would he be it?

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Francis was talking with Antonio who frowned and nodded once in a while. Arthur was on the other side of the office but was watching it intently wondering if they were talking about him. He hopes not… Antonio surely looks scary with that axe. And he's sure the albino is not a sane guy either.

''Dude stop looking that's creepy!'' Alfred whined and he looked to his side.

''That's one of the two chaps that threatened me…. I can not trust them with my ... you know...'' He frowned and Alfred laughed.

''They are cool guys, relax dude.''

''You really stopped hating the German, what happened?'' Arthur raised one eyebrow and the American smirked.

''Prussian, he says he's Prussian and he told me he hates Ivan so we are cool now.'' He nodded and Arthur wondered for a second if the lost '3way' kit had something to do with the 'quick forgiveness'.

Later Arthur grabbed a letter from the mail box. It was to Francis.

Francis opened the latter and sat with a pleased smile making Arthur wonder what it was but he didn't have to wait very long to know.

''Cheri, my father lost the cause. The money is mine.'' He smiled and Arthur sat on his side.

''How much?'' he asked curiously and Francis showed him the letter.

''Dear Lord of the fairy land. This is… wow.'' He blinked and Francis nodded.

''I will finally have my bakery cher. I can even employ help with this money.'' Francis beamed and Arthur smiled glad that he looked so happy.

Suddenly Arthur was stranded by one beaming man who started delivering kisses and pecks on his face and mouth.

''Stop, Francis… '' he weakly protested but let the man keep sitting above his legs.

''Cher, let's celebrate! Je t'aime and I want to share it with you'' he smiled nuzzling on Arthur's neck.

''Oh lord... can't you keep it in your pants?'' he bit back a smile and Francis shook his head.

''Non.''

''You pervert.'' Arthur smiled and let Francis capture his lips but as soon he parted for breathing Arthur looked up to him and bit his lip.

''Were you talking of me with Antonio today?'' he asked with concern and Francis shook his head.

''Non, we were talking about Ludwig and his huge need of sending me to the therapist…'' he frowned and Arthur sighed relieved that those looks were not about him but felt a bit concerned...

''You are going.'' Arthur stated and he sighed.

''I am fine but yes, I've told you I was going to…'' he nodded looking a bit uncomfortable and Arthur caressed his cheek fondly feeling Francis rub his face on it softly.

''I'll top frog.'' Arthur stated and Francis smirked.

''Oui, Oui. You will crave for me soon though cher.'' Arthur pressed a kiss on pink lips and they kissed roughly biting each other lips and wanting more of each other as Francis shifted his ass above Arthur's groin.

Arthur groaned and grabbed Francis ass. Francis smirked glad that for once Arthur wasn't holding back as usual.

They parted again for air flushing and breathing pants. Francis licked his lips and Arthur simply succumbed to the words on his mind.

''I love you Francis… Bloody Hell… I want you so much…'' he murmured and Francis looked at him with wide blue eyes.

''You do?'' Arthur froze for a second and sensed the hesitation on the French so he simply nodded.

''You make me happy… do, do I make you happy frog?'' Arthur asked and he kissed him panting a husky ''yes. Ange, oui.''

Arthur kissed him again but couldn't forget Antonio's and Gilbert words and parted looking intently in blue eyes with worried green eyes.

''Do you feel loved Francis?''

Francis looked at him confused and realisation came to him making him stop shifting.

''Arthur…'' he started and Arthur shook his head.

''You are loved… Your friends love you dearly and I-, well, you know how I feel about you…'' he trailed flushing again and Francis eyes softened.

''Arthur… I'll never hurt you amour…'' Francis stated and Arthur nodded flushing even more.

''I'll do my best too but you'll have to tell me everything…'' he stated seriously and Francis pecked his lips.

''Later.'' he was a bit reluctant though.

Arthur hummed and kissed him again pleased with the answer.

''Good.''

Soon they were on the bed, because Arthur is not an animal or a young hormonal teen and wants things proper, and Arthur was above Francis taking his clothes slowly and kissing every inch of exposed flesh.

He took his blue blouse and licked his chest biting the perk nipples wetly making Francis gasp and moan a few profanities. Francis simply caressed Arthur's face and hair enjoying how the other decided to not hold back for once.

Arthur licked his belly and sucked on the navel grabbing his sides and pushing the tight pants down taking the briefs with them smirking when Francis proud need stood and saluted at full mast.

Francis gasped and bit back a hiss when his member was exposed and Arthur took no time to bite his inner tights and grip the pulsing member in a teasing fashion while looking for the little lube on the drawer.

Francis looked down with some vulnerability and hesitation and Arthur frowned wondering who could do that to him. When he found it he quickly poured the liquid on his fingers flushing and not wanting to look too vulnerable himself, especially because he was staring and Francis winked to him making him even more red and nervous.

Arthur prodded his rear and smirked when Francis bit his lip then he licked his shaft slowly pushing the finger inside while Francis gasped his name.

He kept pushing and prodding one finger and finally sucked on the pulsing hot need in front of him shoving another and starting to finger him slowly. Francis bended and watched him with blue darkened half close lids and Arthur felt himself flush even more to the attention. Francis was gorgeous and he wanted to show him how he used to feel the last few days when they, well, made love.

He finally inserted a third finger and felt his own pulsing cock paining him while he waited. Francis always made him bothered, he always made him want to go back to his teens and fuck him like an animal and now he was not restraining that much but still tried to be soft to Francis while he prodded him feeling his ass clenching and swallowing his fingers greedily.

Francis gasped and whined when he found his prostate ''Arthuuurr… ng. nique moi, now!''

Arthur took his fingers not so gently from him and dropped his boxers down pumping himself a bit to reduce the ache. God, he was so hot laid like that, legs open and hair sprawled. He almost glowed and Arthur wanted him so much that he rushed his own preparation. Condom, lube, look at him and kiss him because he was really beautiful and vulnerable with red lips and shove his cock inside that tight heat slowly.

''Ah, God… ang… Francis…'' Arthur panted pushing himself deeper and Francis grunted taking him and grabbing his arms with nails digging as he pushed his own ass up to meet him.

Francis opened his eyes and sighed softly watching Arthur with closed eyes; big eyebrows furrowed in concentration and parted swollen lips. Francis grabbed his neck and pushed him to himself kissing his lips greedily.

''Oh, Arthur… ung…'' he panted huskily and Arthur started moving slowly out and inside him

Arthur looked at him and gave a little grin creating a clumsy but hard pace and Francis mouth, soft and pliant, pressed against the shell of Arthur's ear and whispering "I love you, you're loved, you're lovable, Je t'aime mon amour.'' making Arthur slow his pace.

Francis pressed his forehead to his neck and he swallowed thickly pushing harder and deeper on him slowly. He should be the one saying that, he should be the one assuring Francis… bugger... Francis had to ruin his job, again…

He stopped moving making Francis push down on him and look up to him and Arthur sighed. He will make things right!

''I was the one suppose to tell you that.'' He complained half heartedly and Francis blinked still fogged up with pleasure and need.

''Qoui?''

''Francis, I love you and …'' he kissed his cheek grabbing it a bit nervously. '' You are loved and I love you, love. I… God… You are perfect….'' He finished rather miserably on his opinion and Francis shivered as blue eyes started to tear a bit.

''Arthur…'' he whispered and Arthur started moving again.

This time Arthur was rougher, harder and deeper on the pliant man who swallowed him grabbing his back tightly and meeting his thrusts.

Minutes of pure rutting and desperate kissing and sucking on sweated skins they reached the climax.

Arthur came firstly, balls deep on the perfect ass of his lover and gave a low grunt. Francis followed soon between them with Arthur's hand pumping him and his mouth, soft breathing and deep teeth on his neck.

Francis grabbed Arthur who was still on his chest and kissed his head and Arthur surrounded his torso kissing the chest and skin he found.

After a quick cleaning they slept together and Francis murmured to Arthur ''you make me happy and loved.'' before sleeping holding him for dear life.

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Eventually Francis told him everything. How he felt used. How he used people and how that took extreme repercussions on his life. Arthur took it all as deep secrets that he would take to his grave.

Francis for once felt loved and in peace with Arthur on his side and on the end of the day things haven't change much.

They still bickered everyday, annoyed each other, made love to each other and continued their lives together how they have been doing for months.

Arthur still worked on the office 'cause he enjoyed the routine that sometimes drove him crazy and Francis finally opened the bakery and took Matthew to help him.

Alfred decided he wanted to go around the world for a few months and took Ivan with him. Said man was not at all unwilling and gladly went with him. One year later Alfred asked him to be his man and then, well, they made it like teen bunnies again much to everyone's disgrace. Yes, Cinema is not for sex. Not even public buses, parks, corridors, office stalls, elevators... dammit those pervert kids!

Matthew kept dating Katyusha and soon they had a little man who Alfred wanted to call 'Mr. Hero' but the name was promptly rejected much to his sadness.

Arthur and Francis didn't have kids but were almost grandparents, young ones mind you, to Matthew kid. Alfred and Ivan adopted a young girl that made them drooling parents a few years later.

Arthur is happy and so is Francis. And to think that it all started with a loosing bet and terrible ways of life.

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.Two years later.

Arthur was dressed as a punk. Finally, after all those arguments and pleads.

Francis was laid on the bed watching him with hungry eyes. Damn, he always wanted to top a punk.

''So you say you're the best I'll found chap?'' Arthur said in a not caring husky voice and Francis felt his member twitching and coming to life.

''Yes, you'll never found better than me I can assure you sir. Besides, I can tell that a man like you is not easily pleased.'' He purred smirking as Arthur gave him a challenging look.

Francis stood and walked to him slowly and-

*HEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEE EEEE!*

Arthur's phone yelled and vibrated.

Yes, that was Alfred's song. He personally changed it. The bleeding git!

Arthur started murmuring profanities and Francis walked to the phone smirking but displeased as well with the interruption.

He was about to stop the annoying yelling when Arthur smirked and grabbed the phone.

''I'll show him.'' He murmured and clicked on the green button.

''Ah, yes… oh yes! You're so hot Francis! Oh bugger harder ! '' he moaned loudly and a bit fake on Francis opinion.

''OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?'' came the loud yelling perplex reply and Arthur smirked.

''Bugger off, Francis and I are trying to shag, GIT!''

He clicked the phone shut and Francis smirked placing his arms around his neck.

''Was that needed?'' he asked and Arthur frowned.

''Was needed that we had to listen to him being fucked last night? No, so it's only fair.'' He sniffed angrily and Francis pressed his hands down to grab his ass.

''I need to see this side of you more times.'' Francis winked and Arthur captured his lips biting them as Francis moaned and returned the kiss on the same coin.

There's the finale!

YEAH!

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