Hi, this is my first story! Noit's not anime but it's funny I hope! ^-^ Ok this takes place nowhere between in the movie but it's still ok. Now then, ON with

A Short Star Wars Side Story

What It Really Should Have Been Like

"Luke, I am your father," Darth Vader said in his raspy, hissy voice.

"Oh yeah? Where's your proof?!" Luke shot back and jumped away from Vader trying to cut him in half with a light saber. Darth Vader reached behind his back and magically pulled out his wallet, which showed a long list of pictures of him and little Luke. "Here we are at the duck pond where I showed you how to blow up ducks with thermal detonators. And here's us at a baseball game when you were three! You were so cute! It was a Yankee's game. See? There's you with the #1 finger sign after I sliced the Hotdog Vender with my light saber for not giving me my change back."

As Darth Vader went on showing pictures and talking about all the adventures they had years ago; Luke began to wonder why he didn't remember, and then asked why he didn't remember. Darth Vader gave him a blank stare. Which is mostly impossible because of his mask. In fact no one EVER knows were Darth Vader is looking. So really Vader just stood there. He scratched his head/mask and said "I have no clueI just blamed your mom, she was a wacko!"

"Oh, okay" Luke said. He sniffled with tears welling up in his eyes, cried "DADDY!" really loudly and grabbed Darth Vader in a killer hug.

"Luke" Darth Vader said with what was left of the air in his lungs. "You're crushing my spine."

"Oops sorry" Luke said sympathetically, and letting go reluctantly of his newly found father. "That's okay, but that old geezer over there (Darth Vader's master, Palpatine) wants us to kill each other, and that is a problem. What are going to do?"

"Hmmm" they both thought. They thought and thought and thought for about an hour. "I know!" Darth Vader said. He sneaked up behind the old guy, pulled out a giant mallet and slammed it on his head. Anime style. "Yay!" Luke and Vader cheered.

Then Darth Vader and Luke skipped happily along together and shared more grand and happy adventures together.

The End

A/N Makes you want to cry doesn't it? Okay, I admit it, it was a stupid, sappy story, but at least I was entertained, isn't that the whole point of making it? I should have added sarcasm. That would have made my story great.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN "Star Wars" ! Do not sue me, I have money but its mine! I don't want to give it away to some freakin' fanatic!! But I own this story and the mallet so hands off!

HAVE A NICE DAY!!